The new Pastry-Chef-in-Chief: The Swamp
 
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Posted January 29, 2007 9:05 AM
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Posted by Mark Silva at 9:05 am


No puffery here, friends: The proof is in the pumpkin pudding.

It turns out that William "Bill'' Yosses did such a good job with the coconut chiffon, truffles and other holiday sweets at the White House that the first lady has found a new executive pastry chef.

First Lady Laura Bush announced today that Yosses is the new White House Executive Pastry Chef, with responsibility for the dessert menus for state dinners, social events, holiday functions, receptions and official luncheons hosted by President and Mrs. Bush.

“Chef Yosses has impressed us from the start with his original and delicious creations,'' the first lady said in a statement released by her office today. "He has a light touch with desserts, and the enthusiasm with which he approaches his profession makes him a real asset for all of us in the White House.'

It was his role as White House Holiday Pastry Chef for the 2006 holiday season that nabbed him the chief pastry post, apparently Here in the Swamp, having tasted some of those holiday treats at one of the White House Christmas receptions, we can testify that Yosses' sweets were sweet.

We didn't try all of this, but we're told all of this was laid out at the White House over the holidays:

Chocolate Peppermint Cookies with Peppermint Crunch, Pecan Sandie Tree (Mexican Wedding Cookies, Russian Tea Cakes) with Layers of Cookies, Holiday Ornamental Cookies, Red Hat Box Mascarpone Cake, White Pound Cake with Mascarpone Cream Filling, Red Marzipan Frosting and Red Ribbon Bow Decoration, Coconut Cake, Coconut Chiffon Cake, Coconut Pastry Cream Filling and 7 Minute Meringue Frosting, Chocolate Roulade (Christmas Log), Soft Ganache Frosting with a Chocolate Sponge, Meringue Mushrooms, Magnolia Leaves in White Chocolate, Raspberries Mini Tartlettes, Pecan Pie, Lemon Meringue Pie, Orange Chiffon and Chocolate Boston Cream Pie, Chocolate Truffles Homemade, Bittersweet Chocolate, Ganache , Long Stem Strawberries with Dark Chocolate Dipping Sauce, Warm MacIntosh Apple Cobbler With Oatmeal Crumble, Pumpkin Trifle and Spiced Pumpkin Mousse with Whipped Cream and Shaved Dark Chocolate.

Yosses has over 30 years of experience and was trained as a classical French chef.

Yosses' resume includes the opening of Paul Newman’s Dressing Room in Westport, Conn., a restaurant that features locally grown, artisanal and organic food, Josephs Citarella in New York City, the planning, designing and opening of the pastry department of Bouley Restaurant and Bakery and operation of the pastry department of the Tavern on the Green Restaurant in New York's Central Park.

He also has served as pastry chef at Montrachet Restaurant in New York.

He also knows something about the culture in which he cooks. He served apprenticeships under Chefs Daniel Boulud and Sous Chef Thomas Keller at Polo Restaurant in New York, earned his A.A.S. at the New York City College of Technology in Hotel Management, a Master of Arts at Rutgers University in French Language and Literature and a Bachelor of Arts at the University of Toledo in French Language.

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Comments

Something we can all agree on. We are hungry now. Yikes I am on a diet wise guys


Funny, GWB always struck me as more of a meat-and-potatoes man, with a chunk of apple pie for dessert.


Yum! Finally a non-Obama/Iraq topic we can all enjoy!


I think "fruitcake" would be in order.


I can sleep tonight knowing the White House pastries are taken care of.


So glad the White House has found such a talented pastry chef. Maybe he can make some delicious desserts for our troops in Iraq.


Dave - Funny, GWB always struck me as more of a meathead who pushes the limits of his intellect when he tries to find his mouth with his fork or chew pretzels.


OK, an article about a pastry chef on the same page with headlines from Iraq. Neither I nor the best comic could put a joke with this. it speaks for itself!!!


bill r that's fruitcake with lots of nuts right


Mark, it's "coconut chiffon", NOT "coconut chiffron"....


Sounds good... I'm surprised the Bushes would have hired him, what with all that French education and all...


Sounds good... I'm surprised the Bushes would have hired him, what with all that French education and all...
Posted by: itsmike | Jan 29, 2007 1:12:02 PM


All that French-bashing is put out there for the knuckleheads, Mike. In reality, they eat just like the rest of the economic elite. And why not? It's their due, right?


With the cowardice shown by Bush and Cheney during their avoidance of service during Viet Nam, one would think "Cream Puff" would be aprapos.


Loon lets see we have Fruitcake, Cream Puffs . And Now Yellow Cake


The president is increasingly unpopular, has embroiled us in a war without end and has people marching in the capitol, but Laura has a new pastry chef...I think the first lady missed her cue to say "Let them eat cake".


Doesn't this press release, or announcement by Laura Bush just smack of monarchical triviality and pettiness? What American in their right mind gives a damn about the frickin pastry chef position at the white house? Why does the White House have a pastry chef to begin with?

Don't our nations leaders and those they entertain already live in the kind of opulence that only positions of real power can buy?


With Jack Abramoff de-commissioned, this guy will have to think of new ways to bring dough into the White House. ☺


Hey Rob -

This is just one of the many trival and mundane press releases that regularly come from the White House regardless of the time or the administration, and probably have been since press releases were invented. The only reason you're complaining about it is because the left-leaning Swamp decided to post it here. Lighten up.


The new White House pastry chef actually co-authored a book called "Desserts for Dummies"! Strange, but true.


no name.....you're right.
hey bob.....lighten up. the world isn't just war and war.....lighten up bob....you may have some sweets.


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