Snow will bow out before Bush does

...another rat jumps off the W. administration Titanic.
We can only hope that Cheney decides it's time to take the plunge too.

CHENEY CALIFORNIA
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6kID5W9k-Zw

Gettin' born in the state of Denial
Poppa was a Darth and momma was a Vader
In Alabama, W. was drinkin' slammers
Price you gotta pay when you break the panorama
He never knew that there was anything more than rich
What in the world does your country take him for?

Black bandana, sweet Louisiana
Robbin'on a bank in the state of Denial
He's a runner, rebel and a stunner
On his merry way saying baby what you gonna
Lookin' down the barrel of a hot metal .45
Just another way to survive

Cheney California rest in peace
Simultaneous release
Cheney California show your teeth
We're his priestess, he's our priest
Yeah, yeah

Darth's a lover, baby and a fighter
Should've seen him coming when it got a little brighter
With a name like Cheney California
Day was gonna come when I was gonna mourn ya
A little loaded he was stealing another breath
I love my baby to death

Cheney California rest in peace
Simultaneous release
Cheney California show your teeth
We're his priestess, he's our priest
Yeah, yeah

Who knew the other side of you
Who knew what others died to prove
Too true to say goodbye to you
Too true, too say say say

Push the fader, gifted White House animator
Bomb one for the now and eleven for the later
Never made it up to Iran
Five Deferment man was a gunnin' for the quota
Down in the badlands he was saving the best for last
It only hurts when he laughs
Gone too fast

Cheney California rest in peace
Simultaneous release
Cheney California show your teeth
We're his priestess, he's our priest
Yeah, yeah

Cheney California rest in peace
Simultaneous release
Cheney California show your teeth
We're his priestess, he's our priest
Yeah, yeah

Tony Snow has done an effective, credible job as press secretary and with a sense of humor in spite of his health challenges. He has set a high standard for future press secretaries. Hopefully, Tony will land a major talk show host job like George Stephanopolis did.

why is it Cheney California?

Cheney is from WY?

why is it Cheney California?

Cheney is from WY?

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Hey Dan, why are all the REAL soldiers sitting on their helmuts?

Do you suppose Tony will land a job with health insurance without a pre-existing condition clause like what politicians?

The average Jane and Joe Sixpack continue to pick up the slack and get played as chumps.

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I've got to jump out and yell "Geronimo?" Why can't I just give him my letter of resignation?

I heard they already have a replacement. Baghdad Bob will take over sometime in December.

The other choice was Tommy "the liar" Flannagan, but when they found out it was just a character that John Lovits plays, not a real person, they decided to go with Baghdad Bob.

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"And if you tug on the emergency cord and the chute still doesn't open Tony, consider yourself Scootered."

Alternate caption:

"You know, I'm beginning to think that Vice President Cheney might not have been totally honest with us when he said going to Iraq would be perfectly safe. Do you really think this body armor is to protect us from the thorns from all the flowers the Iraqis throw, like he said?"

Damen,

Are you kidding? There is never any need to hear from the White House on controversies and issues because Tony only knows how to avoid issues. He NEEDS to leave and we NEED never have another like him.

I guess $168,000 a year just doesn't go as far as it used to.

I wish they'd offer me a job at that salary - my wife and I have lived on WAY LESS for decades; we'd love to get that kind of income. I bet we can stretch it WAY BETTER than Tony Snowjob did.

"The president's press secretary said today that "financial pressures'' will prevent him from finishing the president's term."

A job that earsn $168,000 isn't enough for him??

BC, Tony took a pay cut to serve his country. The private job market valued his services at a much higher rate. He proved his worth, so did you.

Full of bs 'til the end.

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"Hey Dan, why is POTUS in the corner wearing a flightsuit and making "VROOM! VROOM!!" noises?

Hey Dan, why are all the REAL soldiers sitting on their helmuts?

Actually, according to a good friend who served as a gunner on a chopper in Vietnam, soldiers sit on their kevlar vests. I think the helmet thing comes from Apocalypse Now.

Good riddance!!!

""The president's press secretary said today that "financial pressures'' will prevent him from finishing the president's term."

A job that earsn $168,000 isn't enough for him??

Posted by: Richard | August 17, 2007 4:35 PM"

Just remember, Rich; We should all be able to get by on $12 an hour.

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Jeez, That picture makes little boys in uniform look like real men. Abbot and Costello, or Laural and Hardy come to mind.

Comment from OBL (re. picture) ;

'Theese eez vhy we do nut feer de infidel.'

(What a couple a wussy boys.)

"Maybe $168000 is enough for u but some of us have so much more that we need."

Need, or want?

I am still laughing at this picture.

I have an old photo (1969) of me in basic with my 'war face' on (Sgt. Hartman's term). I look about 14 and weigh maybe 140 pounds, yet I look like an actual US killer compared to these two half steppers.

Alternate Caption;

(off picture)
'OK @$$holes, hook up! Get ready!
JUMP, JUMP, JUMP, JUMP!!!'

(If only it were true)

Alternate Caption;

'You have got to be $#!♰!%@ me Private Pyle!'

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"You're kidding! After all this time, you're telling me you don't know what the hell he's saying either?"

Alternate Caption: At least we don't look as goofy as Dukakis.

What happened to the departure timing excuse that Karl Rove used?

To parphrase Dubya's Chief of Staff Josh Bolton:

"If you stay past Labor Day it's expected that you will stay till the end of the President's term."

I thought conservatives had principles. Aren't there conservative press secretaries willing to actually pay to be this great president's pr spinner? You mean money trumps principles among conservatives?
Something's wrong here.

whatnow, how are you serving your country when you are nothing be a front man for bush? bush, certainly hasn't served his country, only his own agenda and snow spins that.

Of course Tony Snow can't get by on $168,000 a year! He's a Republican for God's sake, and he's out of touch with the common man!

Terry,

Not bad.

I think it was McGovern who said, "I wanted to run for President in the worst way -- so I did."

Alternate Caption: Mission Accomplished???!?

Tony Snow, a hypocrites hypocrite! Let's see Snowjob, you're complaining because $160K isn't enough so you're leaving for the private sector. How does this sit with the military personel who've been sent back 3, 4 or 5 times to Iraq/Afghanistan? How many military MDs, JAGs and reservists have lost their high paying private life jobs because of multiple call ups? How many other military families are living on reduced military pay, which is certainly a paltry sum compared to your six figure income with many perks. You've lied and lied for this sorry assed excuse for a commander in chief, but your a typical Republipuke who thinks that its up to others to carry the burden for this supposedly honorable war. Another liar leaving the White House...GOOD RIDDANCE!

I imagine Tony Snow WILL need to get himself out before Bush is gone, but probably not for financial reasons (although it might be part of the reason). His cancer would be hard to deal with by itself, and if you're putting a job like his -- having to come up with a Bush-favorable spin to the news every single day -- it would be doubly hard to handle. Tony's worked very hard and he deserves a rest while he can still enjoy his family.

Tony Snow has done an effective, credible job as press secretary and with a sense of humor in spite of his health challenges. He has set a high standard for future press secretaries. Hopefully, Tony will land a major talk show host job like George Stephanopolis did.

Posted by: Damen |

What nonsense. In good health and bad Tony Snow proved to be nothing more than a mouthpiece and apologists for the administration. That might have been in his job description, but he didn't break any new ground or set any higher standards than the previous mouthpieces.

Don't try to win sympathy from the public by pointing out his illness. Republicans NEVER care about people being sick unless it happens to one of their own (case in point, Ronald Reagan).

By the way, Damen, Tony already HAD a major talk show on FOX.

I am extremely curious about the portability of his health insurance. Most Americans could not make any career moves if they had such a serious and expensive illness.

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BC, Tony took a pay cut to serve his country. The private job market valued his services at a much higher rate. He proved his worth, so did you.

Posted by: whatnow | August 17, 2007 4:57 PM
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You have no idea who I am or what I do for a living. But I guarantee you that I don't lie daily for a living.

Catherine,

When you have skills such as Tony Snow's, he negotiates that.

To all you screaming libs, I would say the same if it was e.g.; George Stephie