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Caffeine-free Romney ready for New Year's in Iowa

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Posted October 18, 2007 6:30 AM
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by Steve Chapman

Mormons abstain from caffeine, but when the mayor of DeWitt, Iowa, steered Mitt Romney into Crossroads Coffee on a walking tour yesterday, the former Massachusetts governor had no trouble figuring out what to order -- a "vanilla steamer," steamed milk and vanilla flavoring.

He also visited a jewelry store, where a saleswoman invited him to make a purchase. Romney, who had said earlier that his wife likes presents of jewelry, lamented that his aides "locked up my wallet, so I can't buy a thing."

He wasn't kidding. When someone pointed out a wishing fountain in the store, the millionaire businessman searched his pockets in vain before finally tossing in a borrowed nickel.

He didn't say what he wished for, but he did confide some holiday plans.

Noting that Iowa Republicans have moved their caucuses up to Jan. 3, he said, "My guess is I'll be spending New Year's Eve in Iowa."

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The daily reminder that Romney is a Mormon. Whoever said that the Constitution bars any religious test for
President? Not in the eyes of the media.


Do mormons abstain from air travel???

What a weirdo!!!


The daily reminder that Romney is a Mormon....religious test ...in the eyes of the media.

Posted by: Fillmore B.

Not all of the reporting is necessarily negative, just informational. I thought the Mormon note was a way to explain his ordering of the "vanilla steamer" instead of coffee. Without that detail I would have thought him more odd for not ordering coffee. Now he gets a pass in my mind. At least for his beverage choice.


if Mitt was in Ohio, would he have ordered a Cleveland Steamer?


Instead of weirdo, Mormons like to be considered a "peculiar people". They live ten years longer than the average American and have fewer health problems. The Prophet, Gordon B. Hinkley is 97 years old and stands while giving his World conference addresses. Compare Mitt to Fred and it is obvious who takes care of their "Temple".


Mormons are directed to abstain from coffee and tea, not from caffeine. The church has no official position on caffeine-containing sodas, etc.


Not only a reminder that Mitt is a Mormon but a reminder that media have no clue concerning what everyday Latter Day Saints believe and do. As an orthodox Latter Day Saint who has held a number of positions in the faith, I can speak with a fair share of experience on this question.

Caffeine has nothing--I repeat--nothing to do with our health code. I have MANY very orthodox friends who drink caffeinated soft drink--and mind you, this is in the heartland of Mormondom: Brigham Young University.

And more still, such practices are so peripheral to the reasons we do what we do. Such things are only an extension of an overarching doctrinal infrastructure. If you really want to know what Mormons ACTUALLY believe, go to mormon.org. That's mainstream Mormonism at its finest.


"Don't trust a man who never needs a drink.'
Ed Abbey


C. Morris - Nobody said Mitt doesn't need a drink, the key is he just doesn't take one! The guy's commitment to his values is fierce.


You don't have to be a Christian or a Mormon to listen to your body. And if you listen to your what your body really wants, you're not going to want much coffee, if any. It's an acquired taste and an acquired addiction. Nonetheless, coffee drinkers might want to consider Ron Paul.


HMH,

Ah yes! You delved the subtlety and genius of Abbey's quote.

My dad in law is a T-totaler but really needs a drink. I trust him in all matters.


HMH,

On the other hand, my father, mother, wife, friends, including all my 'jack' Mormon buddies, all require a stiff belt now and then to swallow the incredible bull$#i✞ that comprises modern American life, and I trust them also.


Staying away from addictions is a way to ensure good temperament and leads to more integrity, patience, etc...


Romney continues to impress me. When I saw the blurb for this article, it stopped right before saying what he ordered. I was praying he didn't buy coffee....


To continue to back up other LDS posters refuting the caffeine thing, the headline is particularly inaccurate with Romney. He long ago confessed an addiction to Vanilla Coke. Coffee is a definite no-no though, even decaf.


man oh man, you LDSers now how to party!


Mormons are not directed to avoid caffeine, much less air travel. Come on Steve Chapman... do some research before you report!


Mitt Romney supported abortion and Gay rights, now he doesn't. The mormon church has always strongly fought on this issue against abortion and gay rights. Now Mitt is going that way. I dont get him.


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