Clinton 'Shook Me All Night Long': The Swamp
The Swamp
Posted January 17, 2008 7:03 PM
The Swamp

by Glenn Thrush

NORTHRIDGE, CAL.-- A new song just popped into the usual easy-listening music played at Hillary Clinton events -- AC/DC's raunchy "You Shook Me All Night Long."

The opening lyrics:

She was a fast machine
She kept her motor clean
She was the best damn woman I had ever seen
She had the sightless eyes
Telling me no lies
Knockin' me out with those American thighs

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How long until someone complains that all day, there have been no references to any republicans thighs? Typical swamp, biased towards democrat thighs.


This one's for you, bruce. Your welcome.

http://www.slate.com/id/2182138


"♫
She got Thrillary Clinton thighs ♪'


Once again, "The Swamp" demonstrates a bias towards Democrat thighs! Indeed, there is a distinct bias toward all liberal body parts. When will the socialist, Clinton-loving, Bush-hating "Swamp" mention Condoleeza Rice's shapely ankles?


What do Dubya and the 26% have in common?

http://www.slate.com/id/2182222


Bush-hating "Swamp" mention Condoleeza Rice's shapely ankles?

Posted by: Jim | January 17, 2008 7:30 PM

I hear they've been trying to interview Condi but she's been to busy shoe shopping to sit down and talk.


Lefties;
Ever notice the looney lefties are the only ones with a sense of humor about their Dem candies?

The right wingers are hard serious 24/7 regarding the crypto-Nazis on their slate.

Brings insight to the old adage;

'Fascists know no irony.'


And at the Edwards or Romney rallies, they could play ,"Im Too
Sexy" OOPs, that song is by RIGHT SAID FRED, so maybe the Right should use it. NOT. The Democrats have a better looking group men and woman) than the Republicans. Could it be that "hot air" expands neck muscles and makes Repubs look like their holding their breath or their shirt collars are on too tight.


No way. Here she is sitting down and drinking a strawberry juice.

http://www.chinadaily.com.cn/world/2008-01/15/content_6396167.htm


I wonder if Bill would agree?


Knockin' me out with those american cankles!


Next stop, Poison's "She's My Cherry Pie."


What's next? "Cat Scratch Fever"?


I would have bet on Freddie Fender's "Before the Next Teardrop Falls". . .


I have some better suggestions:
1. Super Freak
2. Frankenstein (Edgar WInter)
3. Lomesome Loser
4. Only women bleed (Alice Cooper)
5. Who let the dog(s) out?
6. I'm a Gnu
Any other suggestions?


You're kidding, right?


How about "Born A Woman" by Sandy Posey(this goes back to the early 60s).Check the lyrics..it's HILLARY to a "t".


A song of sexual innuendo about a Clinton is not a surprise, but about Hillary?! That's a joke.


If McCain can use the Black-Eyed Peas I fully expect to hear Warrant from the Hillary campaign.

Hillary just pulled out of a Vogue feature. "We were told by Ms. Clinton's camp that they were concerned if Clinton appeared in Vogue that she would appear too feminine," confirmed a Vogue spokesperson.

Yes, that would be a HUGE problem for Hillary, appearing too... feminine. Right.


That ACDC song gets REALLY raunchy, and the lyrics describe more of a Monica Lewinsky than a Hillary Clinton (I think Bill would agree).

A better song for Hillary would be the Rolling Stones' hit from the early 70's that rhymes with witch.....


God you Republipukes sure do whine don't you?

Republican theme song: "Cry" by Godley & Creme.


I dunno about "good looking." I'd put Romney's hair up against Edwards' any day of the week.

I think all our candidates are living proof that politics is Hollywood for ugly people.


What do Hillary and Monica have in common in addition to Bill? "American thighs," just as Hillary's new song says.
And what is it with this song thing? Or is it "thong"?


This has to be a joke. "Whole Lotta Rosie" would be a better one for her. Guess she is going to play the gender card after all.

Knocking me out with those American thighs.... ehhh, more like those awful kankles of hers


Todd, "Cherry Pie" wasn't a Poison song, I think it was Winger. Poison did plenty of appropriate songs, however, such as "Fallen Angel" and "Talk Dirty To Me."


Jeff - you are a sexist idiot - and probably quite insecure about your "package" or lack thereof - as the only guys who ever insult women's physical stature are the guys who are insecure about their own And - Hilary looks to be in rather good shape - I highly doubt she has cankles. Thanks so much for voting for bush last time Jeff and screwing up our country. Maybe you should leave it? We won't miss you.


It's just scary thinking about Hillary's thighs..


Why not 'More than a Woman' by the BeeGees?
I'm an Obama guy, but that seems like a fit.


I'm a big AC/DC fan, I saw them at the United Center in 2001, and You Shook Me All Night Long is a great rock song on one of the great rock albums of all time. Now it's ruined. I'll never be able to think of it the same way again. Looks like you just lost my vote, ma'am.


Hey Todd,

The band Warrant sang Cherry Pie.

If your going to bash please fact check first.


I hope everyone that has time to comment on thighs has the time also to read Senator Clinton's platform. For that matter, take the time to read all platforms so you actually know for whom you're voting!


What an image. Hillary "My What Big Teeth You Have, Grandma Clinton" astride Bon Scott. I bet he's glad he's dead.


"Cherry Pie" was by Warrant. Unforgettable image from my childhood.


"Cherry Pie" was by Warrant.

I think a more appropriate song might be "Wang Dang Sweet ********" by Ted Nugent. Oh sorry, I think I just vomited a little.


I was eating breakfast and read this about Hillary's thighs. So much for breakfast. Please put warnings on these articles.


It would be cool to see Angus Young in his schoolboy outfit standing behind Hillary at events...

He could be her Chuck Norris.


A song off of G & R's "Appetite for Destruction" come to mind for our current leader, but, the title would be censored.

My ever grateful THANK YOU to the Tribune for profiling all of the preseidential candidates. A few of the underdogs -, Kucinich and Paul are completely ignored by the rest of the media. Thank you for reminding the U.S. there are more options.


I called Warrant by Cherry Pie about ten posts ago.

Mary, don't forget to get all righteous with Nick, too. Here's his post that mentions the common knowledge that Hillary has cankles:

This has to be a joke. "Whole Lotta Rosie" would be a better one for her. Guess she is going to play the gender card after all.

Knocking me out with those American thighs.... ehhh, more like those awful kankles of hers

Posted by: Nick | January 18, 2008 11:04 AM

One correction to Nick's post. It's "cankles" not "kankles" as it describes the condition of when the calf and the ankle have no discernible separation. The more you know.

p.s. Never voted for Bush, sorry to disappoint you.


Hmmm... seems times sure have a-changed. This AC/DC album also included the song "Shoot To Thrill" which I seem to recall was blasted by the anti-gun lobby many many years ago. Remember?

"Hells Bells" is on there too. I guess hell ain't a bad place to be these days.

Givin' The Dog A Bone...

Wish these campaign advisors and consultants had a brain when it comes to picking these songs for their candidates. Too uncreative to come up with something on their own I guess.


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