by James Oliphant
Anyone who has seen “Missing in Action” and its various sequels or happened to catch “Walker, Texas Ranger” during its 17-year run on CBS knows that Chuck Norris doesn’t quit. He’s supporting Mike Huckabee’s presidential bid as doggedly as one of his fictional crime-fighters would.
Norris will be hosting a fundraiser for Huckabee later this month at his Texas spread, the Lone Wolf Ranch (named after Lone Wolf McQuade, naturally). Not only will Norris host the event and not only will Huckabee’s band, Capital Offense, play at the fundraiser, but Norris has promised a “martial arts demonstration” for the gathering. No word yet if said demonstration will involve a certain former governor of Massachusetts.
(Capital Offense, Norris tells us, once opened for Grand Funk Railroad.)
Supporters of Huckabee who can’t travel to Texas can still attend the Jan. 20 event, Norris says, by simply making a donation to the campaign. They’ll be given an all-access pass to view the proceedings on the internet. And those who don’t make a donation can expect a roundhouse kick to the abdomen. (We might be exaggerating.)
By the way, has anyone noted the irony of a man who made multiple movies about rescuing Vietnamese prisoners of war not supporting the candidate who actually was a prisoner in Vietnam?
But Chuck Norris isn't the only one-man army out there. Sen. McCain can take comfort in knowing that this guy has returned to action.
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Comments
Can you just imagine it! Opening for GFR!
Talk about a virtuoso cow bell band!
Posted by: C.Morris | January 14, 2008 2:10 PM
Well it looks like Chuck & Chick are looking for another invite to the White House - did you see the "Valintines Day Massacre", the 2 of them looked like something from the reto era of the 1920's. Get a new tux and that PINK? suit and hair -do WOW!!! Why would anyone support Huck, he wants to do away with the IRS - will the 3 Calberaroos pay our taxes??
Something to think about??
Posted by: Anonymous | January 14, 2008 4:33 PM
♫BOINK!BOINK! BOINK!BOINK♪!
...I'm gonna run for president some day!
♫BOINK!BOINK! BOINK!BOINK♪!
what!?
♫BOINK!BOINK! BOINK!BOINK♪!
Huh?!
♫BOINK!BOINK! BOINK!BOINK♪!
I said WHAT!!?
♫BOINK!BOINK! BOINK!BOINK♪!
Oh, I'm gonna be president some day!
♫BOINK!BOINK! BOINK!BOINK♪!
Posted by: C.Morris | January 14, 2008 4:59 PM
MCCAIN HEARS THE VOICES, HUCKLEBEE CLAIMS THAT IS NOT THE VOICE OF GOD.
MCCAIN SAYS IT IS, AND IF YOU JUST SHOOT STRAIGHT LIKE ME, YOU WOULD UNDERSTAND THE WORD OF GOD.
HUCKLEBEE DON'T BELIEVE HIM MY EVANGELICALS DON'T BELIEVE THAT JOHN MCCAIN WON'T LOCK UP THEM LESBIANS, LOCK UP THEM GAYS, LOCK UP THEM BLACKS, LOCK UP THEM HISPANICS, UNTIL WE FIND OUT WHO THEY MAMA REALLY WAS!
ALL ABOARD.
Posted by: Roger Morris | January 14, 2008 5:46 PM
I'd swear I thought I saw a Roger Morris comment here, but since we all now how ANNOYING ALL CAPS ARE I DIDN'T READ IT!!!
ONE OF THE BIGGEST MISTAKES PEOPLE MAKE IS TO TYPE WITH THEIR CAPS LOCK ON. All-caps might look cool to you, but experienced users will write you off as an idiot. It's okay to use all-caps for headings and/or titles in your messages, or even to EMPHASIZE certain words, but anything beyond that is equivalent to screaming at someone. Do you like being yelled at?
Back to the Huckle-burger. Good thing he won't be there, because we all know that boy is an EATER!!!
No offence Roger, just trying to hip you to what time it is.
Posted by: Anonymous | January 14, 2008 6:36 PM
Let's assess the claims by all Republic factions;
UpHuckAbee is a tax and spend Liberal
But he is supported by Chuck N.?
Is Chuck N a Liberal?
Set us straight, Swamp Droogs.
Posted by: C.Morris | January 14, 2008 6:47 PM
Chuck wrote about this barbeque in his weekly column today...
http://worldnetdaily.com/news/article.asp?ARTICLE_ID=59670
Posted by: Rich Moore | January 14, 2008 9:12 PM
Who is the better role model for the next eight years?
Go Huckabee!
Posted by: David, Oregon City | January 14, 2008 11:30 PM
I don't think that because you were a prisoner of war makes you a good candidate for President, it makes you a war hero. I wouldn't take that away from the man but it doesn't change a thing. I think "Huck" speaks from the heart, has strong convictions and will lead America away from the same ole same ole that McCain wallows in.
Posted by: Scott | January 15, 2008 12:22 AM
C.Morris asked
"Is Chuck N a Liberal?"
no. he writes for world net daily, a super conservative site.
mike all the way!
ps. thanks anonymous for tellin roger morris what he needed to hear. we all appreciate mature people around here
Posted by: Anonymous | January 15, 2008 1:31 PM
C.Morris asked
"Is Chuck N a Liberal?"
no. he writes for world net daily, a super conservative site.
mike all the way!
ps. thanks anonymous for tellin roger morris what he needed to hear. we all appreciate mature people around here
Posted by: Anonymous | January 15, 2008 1:59 PM
Anon,
I hope the capped cow bells did not offend!
hee hee..
Posted by: C.Morris | January 15, 2008 2:04 PM
You are right David,
Mike Huckabee is the better role model. Our Country needs someone we can look up to. Mike has realistic goals and it is very obvious he loves and is for the people of America. He did a great job as a Governor with over 13 years combined in Arkansas.
We like Mike!
Dan Campbell
Posted by: Dan Campbell | January 17, 2008 1:09 PM
Huckabee is the man for President at this time. America is getting sold out and we need to gain control on the inside before the rich elite open up an express-lane. Upgrading is a must happen but we need to get under control for the peoples best welfare, first.
Posted by: Dolly Madison | March 2, 2008 4:42 PM