McCain: Wash Chuck Norris's mouth out with soap

67 year-old Norris is calling someone old? The credibility in the Huck camp is so thick you can use it as a pair of Depends®.

Kinda remindes me of Chucks' truck commercial...
Tough meets classy.

McCain is a good sport about it, but I think Norris raised a good point. Is McCain too old? I think the problem isn't that he is old, but that he looks old.

Chuck speaks the truth!

John McCain is probably too old but I think he deserves the position.
POW Vietnam
Top Gun Flyer Vietnam
survivor of 1968 ship explosion that killed almost 300 sailors Vietnam
Senator over 20 years

show me another canidate that even comes close.

All other canidates have played it "SAFE" afraid to take a chance including Democrats.

"I'm afraid I may have to send my 95-year-old mother over and wash Chuck's mouth out with soap," (McCain) said.

And she can do it. She's a former Marine drill sergeant.

Oh, c'mon. We're not in the 1960s ... McCain has kept himself in outstanding health -- the hard way -- and has absolutely not health issues. He is certainly not too old to be President. If Dick Cheney can be a "heartbeat away" for 8 years (he's closer to being a heartbeat away from the grave!), then McCain can certainly be the President for 8 years, not four.

Chuck Norris ought to know this as he has kept himself in excellent shape the same way -- hard work. He will come around when he realizes that Huckabee is a flash-in-the-pan who only appeals to Southern evangelical conservatives.

How could anyone vote for a candidate who would be crushed in any state that isn't southern or evangelical? You have to win the COUNTRY, not a region. Huckabee's a nice guy, but can't win a state like Ohio, Florida, Wisconsin or Pennsylvania, crucial to the Republican hopes.

Best wishes,
Nathan

Top Gun Flyer Vietnam

Posted by: Mike | January 21, 2008 12:41 PM

Since when do Top Gun pilots get shot down? Top Guns dodge enemy fire

Chuck Norris doesn't sleep, he waits.

Chuck Norris doesn't read books, he stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.

Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.

Personally, I don't think McCain is too old, however, Mike's reasons why McCain should be prez lacks any real credibility. With the list Mike has, someone please explain how that makes McCain president worthy.

Chuck Norris is an actor and can play the hero in his Veitnam movies But
McCain in the real thing.
A MAN WHO KNOWS WHAT IT MEANS TO BE AN AMERICAN. Mr. McCain THANK YOU FOR YOUR SERVICE.

My friends, here's the "straight-talk" on John McCain: He's a clown

Frankly, you have to be suffering from short-term memory loss to consider his candidacy without laughing. In fact, the more you know of his record the worse it gets.

McCain Loan Could Violate Donor Privacy
http://www.politico.com:80/news/stories/0108/7837.html

McLame's Immigration Insanity
http://www.borderfirereport.net:80/letters-from-readers/mclames-immigration-insanity.html

Video: Liebs says McCain did not support amnesty for illegal aliens
http://hotair.com/archives/2008/01/05/video-liebs-says-mccain-did-not-support-amnesty-for-illegal-aliens

McCain: "We Are Not Going To Build Fences And Barriers
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a5G3kH1PvvU

Tom DeLay Disses McCain, Calls New Hampshire Win ‘A Blip’
http://youdecide08.foxnews.com:80/2008/01/09/tom-delay-disses-mccain-calls-new-hampshire-win-a-blip/

John McCain and Our Second Amendment
http://www.gunowners.org/pres08/mccain.htm

John McCain's Skeleton Closet
http://www.realchange.org/mccain.htm#keating

The Conservative Case Against McCain
http://thenextprez.blogspot.com/2005/12/conservative-case-against-mccain.html

A Vote For McCain Is A Vote For Amnesty, Open Borders and Never Building A Fence
http://www.rightwingnews.com/mt331/2008/01/a_vote_for_john_mccain_is_a_vo.php

#%&@# You McCain's Unstable Temper Raises More Doubt from Arizona News ( This site will not post actual title. Search Arizona News for John McCain. It's worth the effort to find it. )

Conservative Group Campaigns Against McCain: He's No Ronald Reagan
http://www.rawstory.com/news/2007/Conservative_group_campaigns_again_McCain_Hes_0301.html

Former Senator Rick Santorum sees a lot of problems with John McCain's credentials
http://hughhewitt.townhall.com/talkradio/transcripts/Transcript.aspx?ContentGuid=e96c3803-c542-4a57-98bd-68635a744540&comments=true

John McCain's Temper Preceded Vietnam
http://archive.newsmax.com/archives/articles/2006/8/30/123006.shtml

John McCain's Record of Economic Issues
http://www.clubforgrowth.org/2007/03/arizona_senator_john_mccains_t.php

McCain Would Vote Against The Bush Tax Cuts All Over Again
http://hughhewitt.townhall.com/blog/g/301ccb6c-32b0-4ba7-8330-68d560f67dd8

McCains Stand On Detainees May Pose Risk For 2008 Bid
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2006/09/18/AR2006091801353.html

Democrats Contributed Heavily To McCain's Effort in District 11 Election
http://www.azconservative.org/McCain_Discord.htm

The Conservative Case Against Huckabee And McCain
http://www.townhall.com/blog/g/019929f6-5799-479e-a86b-e2e2601330ab

McCain Walks Into Conservative Clothesline
http://www.baltimoregroupblog.com/2007/03/19/mccain-walks-into-conservative-clothes-line/

John McCain Is No Hero
http://www.usvetdsp.com/bengmcan.htm

U.S. Senator John McCain Is No War Hero
http://www.namvets.com/Reading/john_mccain_is_no_war_hero.htm

Flashback: The Real John McCain
http://www.townhall.com/blog/g/43aba933-6972-4a36-a25f-a2973e69e4ee

Wife of POW Navy Pilot, Who Had Husband's Remains Sent Home By North Vietnamese in 1989, Was Lied to by U.S. Officials For Years About His Whereabouts And POW Status
http://www.arcticbeacon.com/articles/31-oct-2005.html

Defending America by David Hackworth
http://www.hackworth.com/25jan00.html

IT'S TIME TO GIVE THE U.S. ARMY A GOOD SHAKE
http://www.hackworth.com/19nov01.html

Why Vietnam Vets Split on McCain
http://findarticles.com/p/articles/mi_m1571/is_12_16/ai_61487324

Luck Of The Admiral's Son Not For "Grunts"
http://www.usvetdsp.com/smith_mc.htm

ARIZONA'S JOHN McCAIN: A Fraud, "Rhinestone Hero," and National Security Risk
http://www.geoffmetcalf.com/mccain.html

MSNBC questions McCain's temper; Reporter says McCain vexes Senate colleagues
http://www.rawstory.com/news/2006/MSNBC_Does_McCains_temper_hurt_presidential_0707.html

Chuck Norris is healthy and able, unlike John McCain, who is both old and sickly.

There is no chance that McCain could ever go toe to toe with someone like Obama who is youthful and articulate, or even Hillary, who is relatively healthy.

Ahh yes the Republican way of teaching right and wrong...thru violence! Brilliant!

John McCain is probably too old but I think he deserves the position.
POW Vietnam
Top Gun Flyer Vietnam
survivor of 1968 ship explosion that killed almost 300 sailors Vietnam
Senator over 20 years
show me another canidate that even comes close.
All other canidates have played it "SAFE" afraid to take a chance including Democrats.

Posted by: Mike | January 21, 2008 12:41 PM

Other than being a POW I can't think of one reason why McCain should be the President, that's what I call playing it "SAFE".

As a Democrat, McCain would be my favorie Republican to face in 08.

The "100 years in Iraq" statement he made, the fact that he doesn't have a clue as to what to do about the economy and the pictures of him sucking up to George Bush would be repeated over and over again.

http://politicalhumor.about.com/od/election2008/ig/Election-Funny-Pictures/McCain-Bush-Brokeback.htm

McCain can not be allowed to win. Conservatives will end up in a position having to choose between Obama, Hillary, or McCain, leaving them with no conservative candidate.

McCain was almost John Kerry's running mate last time, and there's a serious chance that he may choose Lieberman as his running mate if he wins the nomination!

John McCain is no conservative!

Stopping McCain must be our first priority, so please vote for Romney. Even if you don't agree with Romney on some things, he's no John McCain, and is our only and best choice for beating McCain now.

If you look at McCain he is what Obama claims to be. He has a true record of being the one guy in Congress who actually thinks for himself and doesnt just go along with the party line unlike Obama and HIllary. If you look at Obama as a man and his life and compare it to the accomplishments of McCain there is no comparison. McCain is more qaulified than anyone else in this election. Dont you think in order to be Commander in Chief during war time you should actually have some military experience. Had Bush ahd someone who has some instead of him, Rumsfeld, and Cheney we might be in a better position today. McCain has complained from the beg that Bush was doing everything wrong in Iraq. I would rather have MCain lead my armed forces rather thatn someone like Bush/Cheney/Obama who have only read about the military in books. McCain is a mans man. I know my granfather was a better man than me, and I am sure that McCain is a better man than Obama. MCain comes from a generation when men were men. He is not form a generation that spit at soldiers or cares only about themselves. Right now McCain is the best choice. You have Hillary who I somewhat like but lets face it she is running on her husbands accomplishments somewhat, you got Obama who has no sigificant accomplishements at all to speak of, and then you got McCain who has served his country admirably for 50 years.

I would rather have MCain lead my armed forces rather thatn someone like Bush/Cheney/Obama who have only read about the military in books.

Posted by: Vinny | January 21, 2008 2:30 PM

Bush/Cheney/Obama?

Nice try, Vincent.

Wow, the Republicans are getting more desperate than I thought.

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He told me to put some of my money in this company, helped me open up a stock account and so far it is doing great. Maybe one day I can attain great wealth such as the gentleman I work for...

Eddie Gonzales
San Clemente

We've now been in Korea, Germany and Japan for more than 50 years, each, so I have no problem with McCain's 100 years in Iraq comment. Like he said, as long as American troops aren't dying there's nothing wrong with keeping a base there.

If I need to learn karate I'll contact 67-year-old Chuck Norris. If I need to elect a president, I'll vote for John McCain and Chuck Norris or who he endorses won't enter my mind.

Obama has only read about the military in books. His entire political career has been financed by Tony Rezko and the Illinois democratic machine. He talks about change in Washington but has delivered none of it to Illinois.

I look forward to McCain getting the Republican nomination, I can't wait for him to spend six whole months running around with Prez 26% and Veep Dictator Dick telling everyone how great Iraq is and how he'll stay there forever if he's elected.

You can say "goodbye" to the Independent vote, Mr McGoo.

Like he said, as long as American troops aren't dying there's nothing wrong with keeping a base there.

Posted by: Jeff | January 21, 2008 3:23 PM

One of the most curious postings I've read in awhile. So are we to review our staying in Iraq on a day to day, hour by hour basis? If the answer is no, how many dead soldiers is too much? A handful of dead soldiers is ok? Say it out loud if that's what you're saying. Why don't you go to Iraq young Jeff/Bill?

Jeff and Vinny, personally I want a President who will challenge the military. I want a President who will question the military's imgrained notions. I want a President dedicated to civilian control of the military and who understands that the military is there to support the country, not the other way around.

The Military Industrial complex is hardly under-represented in our government, we don't need to make membership a requirement for President.

This is in response to Luke. As a former Marine I think it is very important for a war time oresident to have served in the armed forces. The ultimate deceision resides with the president. If you have McCain as the president no one is going to be able to pull the wool over his eyes so to speak when it comes to military matters. If you have someone like Bush Obama Edwards etc. who have only read about the military basically they are just guessing when it comes to these types of decisions. They hear one side and then hear another and then try and guess which one to support. That is not an issue with McCain. He can basically take advisement on military matters but he would just be sharpening his own ideas/position not choosing to adopt this or that guys ideas.

If you have McCain as the president no one is going to be able to pull the wool over his eyes so to speak when it comes to military matters.

Posted by: Vinny | January 21, 2008 5:55 PM

That ship has already sailed, Vinny:

http://firedoglake.com/2008/01/09/the-mccain-is-unstoppable-narrative-is-officially-out-of-control/

When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Chuck Norris

i wont vote for anyone that has'nt served in the armed forces - too bad colin powell is'nt running - McCain is the next best thing - too many americans have forgotten Mogadeshu and Adied- dragging our dead special forces on the ground behind pick-up trucks with kids jumping on their bodies while their commander-in-chief was preparing his favorite cigar

No, the exact appropriate amount of dead American soldiers is zero. As there have been in Japan and Germany since roughly 1946, Korea since the '50s and in every other military base we keep.

When there are no more soldiers dying we'll have won in Iraq. But leaving a base there is just good policy. It'll allow our military to more quickly and nimbly respond to events in the middle east.

p.s. I just love it that "conservative" Mitt Romney is the toast of the Rush crowd these days. Look at his flip-flopping on abortion then you'll see a guy who's a true threat to conservatives.

Lets be fair and have some John McCain facts:

If you have 5 dollars and John McCain has five dollars, John McCain will give your five dollars to Israel.

There is no 'ctrl' button on John McCain's computer. John McCain is always under AIPAC control.

Israel pays John McCain 99 cents every time he sings 'Bomb Bomb Bomb, Bomb Bomb Iran'.

John McCain can lie with his eyes open.

John McCain can eat just one Lay's potato chip....when AIPAC tells him too.

John McCain destroyed the border partol, because he only recognizes the element of amnesty.

John McCain can start two wars with one order from Isreal.

Maybe, Chuck has taken too many kicks to the head!

http://OsiSpeaks.com or http://OsiSpeaks.org

Vinny wrote: " As a former Marine I think it is very important for a war time oresident to have served in the armed forces."

Tell it to Woodrow Wilson, who had no military experience yet somehow managed to help our side win WWI.