Karl Rove's Bill Clinton imitation

Posted April 9, 2008 9:55 AM

by Mark Silva

Karl Rove, breaking into a respectable Bill Clinton imitation on The O'Reilly Factor last night, suggested that he might be able to get Hillary Clinton to come on the show.

"I will send word that coming on The Factor is a good thing for her to do,'' Rove, chief architect of President Bush's election campaigns, told host Bill O'Reilly."You'll notice she has begun coming on Fox more frequently as the election approaches.''

Clinton is figuring out that Democratic primary voters watch Fox, too, Rove said to the delight of his host.

Pressed by O'Reilly to make good on his promise, Rove, retired from the White House now, broke into his best, raspy Bill: "I'll get in touch with 'em right away -- tell 'em to do it. Come on around. It'll be a wonderful experience.''

Comments

Clinton is figuring out that Democratic primary voters watch Fox, too, Rove said to the delight of his host.

I know of no democrats who watch Faux News except for getting a good laugh.

Posted by: bill "Hussein" r. | April 9, 2008 10:06 AM

I would much rather see Rove do an immitation of a decent human being. But thats asking too much.

Posted by: bill "Hussein" r. | April 9, 2008 10:16 AM

Wow, Mark watches O'Reilly?!?!?!? I would have thought he was strictly a Keith Olbermann or Spit Matthews man. But the question is: Does Mark learn anything watching O'Reilly?

Posted by: John D | April 9, 2008 10:27 AM

Hey, since you guys are writing about Fox again, how about a link to either Fox or Roll Call's story on the latest made-for-TV movie starring thee KKK's best friend, Sen. Robert Byrd? This one's called "Not Without My Pork!"
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,348353,00.html

Posted by: Jeff "Hussein" | April 9, 2008 10:40 AM

B. Clinton's great economical days hellped all you young people out there that are Obamanites have money for a good education. Don't knowck him or HRC...Get a grip!!!!

Posted by: kcm | April 9, 2008 11:23 AM

Hey, why is "Spine of Steel" Hillary afraid to go on with Bill O'Reilly? Oh yes, she'd rather do "battle" with that hardline questionner Katie Couric and answer what color pants suit she will wear next week.

Posted by: Danforth | April 9, 2008 11:55 AM

But the question is: Does Mark learn anything watching O'Reilly?

Posted by: John D | April 9, 2008 10:27 AM

Perhaps Mark might learn how to strike up unwanted sexually explicit conversations with female underlings and then bluster and rant about being called on it, while quietly paying to cover up.

Posted by: chimpy"hussein"mcflightsuit'snavigator | April 9, 2008 12:13 PM

Chimpy, I take it you are referring to the falacious sexual harrassment suit an O'Reilly worker threw at him. Anyone with any common sense, which does NOT include you Chimpy. er John E., knows that "case" was a bunch of hooey. Basically, it was a Loony Leftie employee out to get money, harm O'Reilly and make a name for herself.

Posted by: John D | April 9, 2008 12:45 PM

"KARL ROVE SPEAKS"

BILL BILL O'REILLEY HE'S MY MAN, IF BILL CAN'T HIT IT, NO MAN CAN.

OH BILL LETS, OH BILL LETS NOT.

I GOT JOKES, YES I DO, I GOT JOKES HOW ABOUT YOU.

I GOT WARRANTS, YES I DO, I GOT WARRANTS HOW ABOUT YOU.

I GOT JOKES, YES I DO, I GOT JOKES HOW ABOUT YOU.

I GOT MY EMAILS, YES I DO, I GOT MY EMAILS, HOW ABOUT YOU.

I MEAN, I LOST MY EMAILS YES I DID, I LOST MY EMAILS HOW ABOUT YOU.

YES, I GOT YOUR "INHERENT CONTEMPT" TOO. NANNY NANNY BUBU, NANNY NANNY BUBU.

YES, I GOT GEORGE, YES I DO, I GOT GEORGE HOW ABOUT YOU.

BILL! BUT I WISH I COULD HAVE A REAL GOOD ATTORNEY AT THE END OF ALL THIS MADNESS I CAUSED.