Posted May 22, 2008 11:39 AM
by James Oliphant
The Onion gives us all what we really want--or dread:
WASHINGTON--Presidential hopefuls John McCain (R-AZ), Barack Obama (D-IL), and Hillary Clinton (D-NY) announced Monday their plans to form what many Beltway observers have already dubbed the "2008 Nightmare Ticket," a calculated move that political analysts say offers voters the worst of both worlds.
After nearly a year of verbal attacks and negative campaign ads, the nominees announced that, for the good of the country, they were willing to push their differences to the forefront and grant the American people the ticket they've been dreading all along.
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I think the real nightmare ticket would be, Senator " Questionable Conduct " McCain and Senator Clinton, as his Vice-Presidential choice !! They would compliment each other and sling lies and innuendos at Senator Obama and his running mate. They both have histories of doing just that and I sincerely hope they would stop, but this is for the whole ball of wax. Lies and innuendos will be the order of the day and if history repeats itself, the Ridiculous Republicans will be out in full regatta, swift-boating every Veteran it can, along with other Democrats !! ! hope I am wrong, but we shall see !!
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Posted by: Don Fitzgerald, Chicago | May 22, 2008 1:16 PM