by James Janega
A Pizza Hut spokesman has confirmed that the company's offer to help cater the wedding of First (Twin) Daughter Jenna Bush this weekend in Texas is sincere.
"It's the real deal. The letter was sent from our president (Scott Bergren) to the president this week," said Pizza Hut spokesman Chris Fuller.
The letter, dated May 5, 2008, circulated widely on the Internet Thursday, where it was picked up on the snarky political website Wonkette. The offer on Pizza Hut letterhead is signed by Bergren, congratulates President Bush on the marriage of his daughter and offers to provide the pizza chain's "Pizza Mia™ to hungry guests." The letter also makes clear that the company would provide it "with any of Jenna's favorite toppings."
If taken up, Fuller said, the offer would be a public relations coup for the Dallas-based company up the road from the Bush family's ranch outside Crawford, Texas. It would also associate with the first White House wedding in a generation a yellow-based greasy cuisine usually associated with family meals and college dorm binges.
"It has not yet been accepted," Fuller said.
He added that the offer was not to cater the wedding itself, which is Saturday, ("I'm sure that's been taken care of," Fuller said.) but to give guests a free slice of pizza on their way home.
"People have been throwing back all night, two-stepping, whatever they do. We want to give them pizza on the way out," Fuller explained.
Fuller, who is married, did not serve food (or alcohol) at his Texas wedding because - as is customary in parts of the Lone Star state - there was no formal reception, he said.




Comments
Thin crust if the crust is plain. Thick crust if it's flavored or stuffed.
Wedding wise. This idea to serve pizza during or on your way out sounds like a crusty wedding to me. You might as well include a beer along with it. Maybe some overalls and banjos. No offense to Pizza Hut.
Posted by: tastes like chicken | May 8, 2008 6:32 PM
Who cares....
The sooner the Decider Guy and his fellow Republicant Party dimwits go back to Texas for good, the better.
Posted by: John E | May 8, 2008 7:06 PM
Let em eat oil!
Posted by: Logic Prisoner | May 8, 2008 8:23 PM
Gearge Bush is weak and evil. I think it's great that his daughter Jenna is voting for Barack Obama!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=to2hIhXrRTk&feature=related
Posted by: Bush/Cheney/Impeach/Imprison | May 8, 2008 8:31 PM
Pizza Hut Pizza IS NOT PIZZA, TAKE FROM ME.
Posted by: VJ Machiavelli | May 9, 2008 12:40 AM
Make it an extra classy wedding, how 'bout some wings too?
I'd like to know if the trip to the middle east includes the honeymooners.
Posted by: lochnessmonster | May 9, 2008 6:55 AM
Here we have an item about a wedding and what do we get from the worst mankind has ever offered -- the Loony Left? More of their sick, little garbage comments. Course, the dingbat Swamp censors won't like this comment and will censor it like everything else they don't agree with. Call John McCain a wife beater, and that's OK for the dingbat Swamp censors. Correctly call the Loons on the Left bad people and suddenly the dingbat censors take offense. What a crock!
Posted by: John D | May 9, 2008 9:50 AM