Posted October 30, 2008 4:00 PM
If I only had 270 electoral votes: This isn't Virginia anymore.
by Mark Silva
McScarecrow:
This campaign, it was a bummer,
'til we recruited Joe the Plumber.
He was really half insane.
And myself I should be kickin', for Sarah Palin in the pickin.'
If I only had a brain.
Sarahthy:
With those regrets that you are thinkin,' you coulda ' been a Lincoln,
You betcha, with a brain.
Biden the lion:
You know there'll be crisis,
If Obama pays the prices.
He's got a spine of steel.
But my foot I will be eatin,' long as I am out there speakin.'
If I only had the wheel.
TinBama:
I'm hot in Carolina, I've got all the Illini,
and Colorado's in the game.
The goal's two hundred sevn'ty, and we'd have states aplenty.
If I could only change my name.
Comments
The machines will be a hummin'
Millions of voters comin'
To opt for number one.
Let's hope they are all countin'
With concerns already mountin'
That the need for chads is gone.
Posted by: Kenny Bunkport ☮ | October 30, 2008 8:08 PM
STOP Creeping me out!!!
Posted by: lochnessmonster | October 30, 2008 8:43 PM