Obama gets Mad mag treatment : The Swamp
The Swamp
Chicago Tribune
Posted January 26, 2009 1:51 PM
The Swamp

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by Frank James

We all know that President Barack Obama has assumed the presidency at a time when that pressure cooker of a job is even more so right now because of the worst recession since the Great Depression and two foreign wars.

So Mad Magazine's new Obama cover spoofs the notion of the president's first 100 days but accelerates it to his first "100 minutes."

The caricature shows a completely stressed-out Obama puffing on several cancer sticks simultaneously as he holds his head in his hands. (That's what happens when the world knows your're a reformed smoker who admits to occasional lapses.) An open bottle of Pepto Bismol is on the desk, as is a bottle of Excedrin.

Meanwhile, splayed out on the desk before Obama are newspapers (including the Chicago Tribune!) with blaring headlines like "Automakers Broke!" "Taliban Threat!" and "Dow Crashes!"

The only thing the artist missed was the chance to take a swipe at the president for those those Alfred E. Newman ears of his. Talk about your low-hanging fruit.

Separately, Mad will have a lot fewer cracks at Obama. DC Comics, Mad's publisher, has announced that the magazine will be published on a quarterly basis instead of monthly, thanks to the economy and the advertising revenue woes afflicting the entire media industry.

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I'd say that picture sums it up. Too bad Obama didn't get to spend his first 100 days aquiring a golf handicap like the last president.


Yes, the guys over at MAD really hit this one on the head....unfortunately. I'll take the MAD cover over the New Yorker's any day.


This picture explains everything. He is going to have to learn to deal with the stress that is dumped on him by our former President. I came across a blog the other day by a Doctor that gives some interesting advice on this topic. The website is http://lifequake.wordpress.com/ if anyone wants to read it. I thought it was interesting.


Great illustration. I have always loved Mad magazine.


Leave it to Alfred E. Newman's look-alike and his two previous administrations, to press President Obama to fix and cure all the Bush Blunders in a week. That's just Alfred's speed !! He's in denial, as usual. Aw, shucks, those Bush-McCain Republicans are the real headliners, of Mad Magazine. The nation knows this, the Republicans are the national joke, though their handy work will live in infamy !!
SUPPORT OUR TROPS, BRING THEM HOME, ALIVE AND WHOLE. NOW.


I told my husband the Obama looked like the guy from Mad Mag... why did you make his ears smaller than they really are?? it would have been more accurate


I keep hearing everywhere I go: "That poor s.o.b.", in reference to Obama, of course.

He has the better survival sense than any white man could ever have, being a black man in the US and Chicago to boot. Bless him and I hope he will not be living on the Pepto soon.


I can never forget the MAD issue that came out in November 1960. I received my copy the day after Election Day. I looked at the cover, and it said, "MAD congratulates John F. Kennedy on his election as President! We were with you all the way, Jack!" I was wondering, "How did they know, given what a close election it was?" Then I turned the magazine over and saw the opposite cover, which read, "MAD congratulates Richard M. Nixon on his election as President! We were with you all the way, Dick!"
Inside, the 48 pages were numbered 1 to 24 right side up and 1 to 24 upside down.


It's nice that one media outlet finally decided to show an accurate picture of Obama's smoking habit.


Independent Republican Voter for Rush,

Did you mean something like this?

http://politicalhumor.about.com/library/images/blbushpic8.htm


It's nice that one media outlet finally decided to show an accurate picture of Obama's smoking habit.

Posted by: Jeff | January 26, 2009 5:22 PM

Last time I checked smoking was still legal.


Independent Republican Voter for Rush,


I used this because C.Morris nailed it. Wow you and your snarky husband are good....I don't even see his ears. I never realized how deep thinking you "independent" ha ha ha voters are. How long have you been into body parts?


I wonder how long Obama apologists like Heather are going to blame Bush for the disaster-in-the-making that is the Obama presidency. Probably for the duration of his presidency, which, hopefully, will last only one term.


The only thing missing (besides his massive ears) is his angry looking wife standing behind him in a burqua.


Funkmaster Chris, how long did Bushbots blame Clinton for 9/11, the stock market crash, the lack of ethics on Wall Street, the general decline of morals in society and every other ill you can think of. Pretty much his entire two terms, I would say. Payback's a bitch. Pinhead.


re: xtina "He has the better survival sense than any white man could ever have . . .

You forget he's just as white as he is black, he just doesn't look it. He was raised in a white family too


Please! Let our prayer be far better for mr. Obama than we so often widsh his cronies.


Please! Let our prayer be far better for mr. Obama than we so often wish his cronies. It's really kinda funny and honors the man in ways only MAD could do.


Just a Chicago Street Thug in way over his head. He might be mister popularity, but he is no leader. (I know a little about Chicago politics, and it's all crooked. One of the Aldermen is an ex father in law. Wouldn't trust anything from Illinois, let alone Chicago)


I couldn't get through the first sentence without discovering a mistruth. The worst recession since the Great Depression??? Try the Carter years with double digit inflation, unemployment, and prime lending rate. Much worse and then there was the late 50s which were much worse.


Bill,

Golf handicap?

Bush kept your sorry butt safe for the last seven years didn't he?

Why don't do quit living off your parents dime and get a job, Kool-Aid drinker.


"...because of the worst recession since the Great Depression ..."
An outright lie Frank James and you know it!
And where are the ears? If it was ANYONE else, the ears would look like Dumbo's !!!


Bill,

Golf handicap?

Bush kept your sorry butt safe for the last seven years didn't he?

Why don't do quit living off your parents dime and get a job, Kool-Aid drinker.


Actually, the economy was officially in recession when President Bush took office. Look it up, kids.

Obama won't be able to end HIS recession like President Bush, because Congressional Democrats are focused on raising taxes into the teeth of a recession and regulating companies into bankruptcy. Welcome to the Second Depression, brought to you yet again by the Democratic Party.


Welcome to the real world Bambi, rhetoric doesn't solve problems.. You can't hope away problems and change only comes from action.


The cover tells it all. BH is in over his head.
He is no more than a product of the liberal Social-Promotion -Self Esteem scam by the NEA. He is no more than a street corner hustler and the perfect puppet for the anti-American Socialist Left Wing Liberals ( they sound like Germany's National Socialist Party).


Actually, the economy was officially in recession when President Bush took office. Look it up, kids.

Obama won't be able to end HIS recession like President Bush, because Congressional Democrats are focused on raising taxes into the teeth of a recession and regulating companies into bankruptcy. Welcome to the Second Depression, brought to you yet again by the Democratic Party.


Brilliant. I have loved MAD since I was a wee lad. Their saucy and well-drawn caricatures and parodies were, and continue to be, among the best!


The cover tells it all. BH is in over his head.
He is no more than a product of the liberal Social-Promotion -Self Esteem scam by the NEA. He is no more than a street corner hustler and the perfect puppet for the anti-American Socialist Left Wing Liberals ( they sound like Germany's National Socialist Party).


Thanks M.A.D. for doing what you do best. Now if you can do something on those Obama worshippers, starting with Chris Mattews, it'd be a riot.


should be interesting watching a guy who has really never had experience at running or managing anything. His position as comm organizer,a person who trades smokes and beers for Dem votes,should really help.
Cant wait till the teleprompter breaks down. Remember this is the imbecile who thinks proper tire inflation can end our dependence on mid east oil. He also believes in Algores man made global warming hoax,the newest Dem scheme to enrich themselves. We are history


"...because of the worst recession since the Great Depression ..."
An outright lie Frank James and you know it!
And where are the ears? If it was ANYONE else, the ears would look like Dumbo's !!!


"He is going to have to learn to deal with the stress that is dumped on him by our former President" In case you weren't awake for the last 2 years Obama wanted the job. Bush didn't dump anything on him. Typical of Liberals making excuses for failure before it even happens.


Let's see if the messiah will keep any of his campaign promises. I mean, he clearly had the answer to every problem. The financial mess is the result of a democrat congress refuses to do anything about Fannie mae/freddie mac (and guess what - one of the corrupt execs is now working for BHO!) He has gone back on his pledge to eliminate lobbyists from being on his staff (3 at present count). Bipartisanship? Not when you issue executive orders instead letting congress create a law. Taxes - going up for 50% of the people. He's a joke with no experience who will not be able to vote "present" at the next international crisis.

The MSM is so biased in their reporting. Bush exercise? He's a fanatic. Obama? What a stud. Bush spend $40m on inauguration? Excessive. Obama $170m? Excellent. liberals disrupt previous in inauguration? Bush is decisive. Conservatives respect the BHO inauguration. Obama is a uniter. Democrats fight Bush policies - that is just check and balance. But republicans question the billions in pork in the "stimulus" bill - they are roadblocks. Stain and MAo would be pleased.

And the president working on his handicap? That was clinton


I wish Obama well and hope that he can straighten out the mess that this country is in.


Let's see if the messiah will keep any of his campaign promises. I mean, he clearly had the answer to every problem. The financial mess is the result of a democrat congress refuses to do anything about Fannie mae/freddie mac (and guess what - one of the corrupt execs is now working for BHO!) He has gone back on his pledge to eliminate lobbyists from being on his staff (3 at present count). Bipartisanship? Not when you issue executive orders instead letting congress create a law. Taxes - going up for 50% of the people. He's a joke with no experience who will not be able to vote "present" at the next international crisis.

The MSM is so biased in their reporting. Bush exercise? He's a fanatic. Obama? What a stud. Bush spend $40m on inauguration? Excessive. Obama $170m? Excellent. liberals disrupt previous in inauguration? Bush is decisive. Conservatives respect the BHO inauguration. Obama is a uniter. Democrats fight Bush policies - that is just check and balance. But republicans question the billions in pork in the "stimulus" bill - they are roadblocks. Stain and MAo would be pleased.

And the president working on his handicap? That was clinton


Let's see if the messiah will keep any of his campaign promises. I mean, he clearly had the answer to every problem. The financial mess is the result of a democrat congress refuses to do anything about Fannie mae/freddie mac (and guess what - one of the corrupt execs is now working for BHO!) He has gone back on his pledge to eliminate lobbyists from being on his staff (3 at present count). Bipartisanship? Not when you issue executive orders instead letting congress create a law. Taxes - going up for 50% of the people. He's a joke with no experience who will not be able to vote "present" at the next international crisis.

The MSM is so biased in their reporting. Bush exercise? He's a fanatic. Obama? What a stud. Bush spend $40m on inauguration? Excessive. Obama $170m? Excellent. liberals disrupt previous in inauguration? Bush is decisive. Conservatives respect the BHO inauguration. Obama is a uniter. Democrats fight Bush policies - that is just check and balance. But republicans question the billions in pork in the "stimulus" bill - they are roadblocks. Stain and MAo would be pleased.

And the president working on his handicap? That was clinton


I enjoyed the article, but I was surprised to see Frank James repeat the false claim that Obama is faced with the worst recession since the great depression. This country has seen several recessions that were worse than what we are facing now. The recession during the Carter administration was a disaster.


To Heather,
Yes, like Bush had nothing left the past president dumped on him. How soon we forget.


LOL. I voted for Obama, but I thought this cover was hilarious. I love Mad magazine.


I am amazed and disappointed in the number of people blinded and programmed by the media. Bush's first 100 days consisted of flitering through the mess of the election, to fixing the damage to the white house computers left by the Clinton children (staff). Bush kept us safe after 9/11. Most of the problems caused during the Bush Administration were caused by Congress and years of really stupid fiscal policies. Obama's disaster is the letdown that will come when he cannot deliver all the things he promised to all those different groups to get elected. Obama=just another scumbag politician with media support.


Let's see if the messiah will keep any of his campaign promises. I mean, he clearly had the answer to every problem. The financial mess is the result of a democrat congress refuses to do anything about Fannie mae/freddie mac (and guess what - one of the corrupt execs is now working for BHO!) He has gone back on his pledge to eliminate lobbyists from being on his staff (3 at present count). Bipartisanship? Not when you issue executive orders instead letting congress create a law. Taxes - going up for 50% of the people. He's a joke with no experience who will not be able to vote "present" at the next international crisis.

The MSM is so biased in their reporting. Bush exercise? He's a fanatic. Obama? What a stud. Bush spend $40m on inauguration? Excessive. Obama $170m? Excellent. liberals disrupt previous in inauguration? Bush is decisive. Conservatives respect the BHO inauguration. Obama is a uniter. Democrats fight Bush policies - that is just check and balance. But republicans question the billions in pork in the "stimulus" bill - they are roadblocks. Stain and MAo would be pleased.

And the president working on his handicap? That was clinton. He was always busy with his putter


I love the guy who bashes "McCain-Bush" Republicans and compares Neo-Cons to true Republicans. There is a distinction! I don't remember all of these problems coming about until the Demonrats took over both houses....oh well. I'm especially pleased to see the guy's message indicating that he wants the troops brought home safely...I hope the troops he speaks of are from Afghanistan. That's the only place U.S. troops are going if they leave Iraq. Best of luck!

Change is....a 2nd Jimmy Carter Administration with a Clinton Cabinet.


I love it, and so accurate, except for his ears. We have a buffoon for a President, and given his short term in office, all indications point to The Messiah as the redeemer for the muslim world, protector of terrorist, racist, hater of America and totally incompetent. Did I mention hubris and devoid of ethics, experience and credibility? That is what we get for electing a man based on his skin color rather than wisdom and honor.


Xtina you need to thank his white family for raising him. Remember it was his black daddy that ran off and left him and his white mother.


Whoa Mad - why don't we see those ears?????? Obama should have a picture of N. Pelosi stating she WON!! USA needs hope now - the lack of civility by the Democrats continues as arrogantly as when Bush was president. Also, we notice rules do not apply to Obamaites.


"dumped on him from the last president"? "golf"?
What are you people nuts? OH WAIT - you are Obama supporters, that's right! Why not take a good look at whose friends and confidants put us in this mess – hint: it wasn’t anyone named Bush or associated with anyone named Bush. Try to think analytically for once you knuckleheads! Great president YOU have there - first interview with an Arab network, and now that MAD magazine did a spin on him, I assure you that their publication company will be audited - the most arrogant president with the most illiterate following - OBAMA.


How typical for Heather and Don Fitzgerald to take the easy way out and 'blame it all on Bush'. Since you insist on remaining in the ranks of the uninitiated and uninformed, I wont waste my time there except to say Carter (D) paved the way for the current situation in Iran, and don't discount 8 years of Clinton (D) perversion and a largely democrat dominated congress. Oh yeah, let's not forget the inestimable contributions of Ba'ney Fwank (D) and Chris Dodd (D) paving the way for the sub-prime mortgage crisis. Bush had his judgemnet lapses but it is hard to soar with eagles when you have to fly with liberal turkeys. I haven't read Mad Mag for decades but since seeing the latest cover I am picking one up. Maybe I'll see something on liberal nit-wittery.

SUPPORT OUR TROOPS - WIN THE WAR (EVERYWHERE WE FIND ISLAMOFACISIM) You don't win a war pulling out troops, Don. Soon as you start doing a little research you will realize we have a war that is not going away. Surprise Don! The messiah wants more troops in Afganistan!


you guys are all morons. it is your lib congress who got us in this mess. Hussein obama is a marxist and you sheep just follow blindly.


you guys are all morons. it is your lib congress who got us in this mess. Hussein obama is a marxist and you sheep just follow blindly.


I have such fond memories of reading Mad Magazine as a child. Looks like I need to pick up Mad again...that cover is hilarious!!


HA! I love how offended my friends are getting by the fact that this pic is now my IM profile pic. They never seemed to get offended when I had funny pics of Bush... Weird...


Let's see if the messiah will keep any of his campaign promises. I mean, he clearly had the answer to every problem. The financial mess is the result of a democrat congress refuses to do anything about Fannie mae/freddie mac (and guess what - one of the corrupt execs is now working for BHO!) He has gone back on his pledge to eliminate lobbyists from being on his staff (3 at present count). Bipartisanship? Not when you issue executive orders instead letting congress create a law. Taxes - going up for 50% of the people. He's a joke with no experience who will not be able to vote "present" at the next international crisis.

The MSM is so biased in their reporting. Bush exercise? He's a fanatic. Obama? What a stud. Bush spend $40m on inauguration? Excessive. Obama $170m? Excellent. liberals disrupt previous in inauguration? Bush is decisive. Conservatives respect the BHO inauguration. Obama is a uniter. Democrats fight Bush policies - that is just check and balance. But republicans question the billions in pork in the "stimulus" bill - they are roadblocks. Stain and MAo would be pleased.

And the president working on his handicap? That was clinton. He was always busy with his putter


Never saw so many "conservatives" so interested in ears. Something they have never used themselves. If they had......they would notice what America is asking for. To work together to solve our problems. What do they offer? "I hope he fails". They are still stuck on the contract "on" America. We have seen your conservative leadership which resembles nothing like small government or fiscal restraint.

ps...Soothsayer.....My parents are long gone thank you, and I retired at 50 quite comfortably thank you again. Also "kool-aid" is so old and worn out. Kinda like groovy. Please check in with the dittoheads to refresh your rhetoric.


Maggie you said it all.


5 Executive orders signed in 3 days! Executive orders are used as a last resort! Clinton signed ONE in 8 years Carter signed ONE in 8 years and the first Bush signed none. Sign of a tyrannical administration I'd say. If you don't know the definition of an EO, look it up..that means laws don't have to be voted on by congress...a one shot deal! one guy calls the shots..hmmmm.


They forgot his hatefilled church, terrorist ties, ACORN,
cheating in the primaries with the massive caucus fraud he pulled, the birth certificate we haven't seen yet. The list goes on. As usual even satirical press will go way too easy on this "president."


I say let's stop attacking and blaming each other and unite as Americans. Did Bush fail us in some ways? Yes. Did he protect us and do some good for us? I think it's safe to say all presidents have done some good things for us and screwed us in some way. I don't want to get into detail who did better for us or who screwed us up more, what does that matter? I didn't vote for Obama, but I accept he is our president and I hope he succeeds because if he can fix this issue we, as Americans succeed. I am concerned about issues as Obama as our president but nothing I can do except email or make phone calls to him and Congress. If we keep attacking and blaming Republicans or Democrats what is going to get done? Let's focus on the real issues and pay attention to what Congress is doing and try to work together to get America back to where it needs to be.


Everything he has now been put in charge of, are things he had a chance to do something about for the past two years while he was a Senator and the Democrats controlled the House and Senate. He didn't inherit it, he created it.


Love the revisionist history here. Bush entered office with a country that had been repeatedly attacked by terrorists and a previous administration that had responded by blowing up an aspirin factory. We were also in the middle of a recession. Democrats have short memories.


>worst recession since the Great Depression

Recession and depression are completely different things. It would be more correct to say it's the worst recession since Carter's first term, back when he was white.


You don't win a war pulling out troops, Don. The messiah wants more troops in Afganistan!

Posted by: D.R. | January 27, 2009 9:39 AM


Spot on D.R. so maybe you can explain why Bush and his supporters like you took your eye of the real war on terror to invade Iraq?


I love comment wars. You're all idiots.


LOL. This pick is hilarious because it illustrates the children taking over the WhiteHouse.

One of his first actions. Closing Gitmo with no plan for the prisoners. There have been 57 Gitmo alumni confirmed recaptured, killed or back in the terror fight. I'm sure the British, American, Australian soldiers will understand Obama releasing even more of the hardest core of terrorists.


LOL. This pick is hilarious because it illustrates the children taking over the WhiteHouse.

One of his first actions. Closing Gitmo with no plan for the prisoners. There have been 57 Gitmo alumni confirmed recaptured, killed or back in the terror fight. I'm sure the British, American, Australian soldiers will understand Obama releasing even more of the hardest core of terrorists.


Barry did not realize that you should of had actually experience at doing something before he ran for the presidency. Community activist is over his head, and the country is needing a real president.. Palin to the rescue,unfortunately have to wait till 2012! too US that BO snokers so many zombies, where is all that hope and change??


Hey..Where's the line of Coke?


Actually the economy was worse during Carter reign. But what ever panders to the MAD audience.


The O-bots are out in force! "Danger....danger Rahm Emmanuel, danger!....freedom of thought found here....danger.....must suppress criticism of the O."

Somebody get this little boy out of the big office and back to the crooked cronies in Chicago before he and the Democrats do more harm than they've already caused with their subprime mortgage mess.


I'm counting to see how long it takes for Matthews/Olbermann/Code Pink and the rest of the KoolAid Krew to denounce the caricature on MAD, denounce the magazine as unfair, perhaps even call for its closure. No amount of satire, especially on The One, will do. Personally, not only is Obama in over his head, he'll panic and screw the world over.


You chuckleheads have short memories. Before the election, a hideous feedback loop developed: as Obama's prospects improved, the economy would tank, and as the economy tanked, Obama's prospects improved. I predicted that if he won, layoffs would skyrocket and hiring would grind to a halt even before his inauguration because prudent employers could expect little from The One and his pet Congress but France-like labor laws that would prohibit layoffs.

Rummage through your memory hole, and you'll find the creators of this crisis: Barney Frank, Chris Dodd, and the entire Congressional Black Caucus vigorously defending the stellar work of the Obama advisors who ran Fannie and Freddie. Dig further, and you'll find the Bill Clinton (1993) amendments to the Community Reinvestment Act, passed in 1977 under the Peanut Farmer, that lies at the very heart of this disaster. Be sure to forget that it was Bush administration officials and John McCain who warned that what actually ended up happening was going to happen, and that your guys ridiculed them for it.

Morons, you deserve every increment of pain that is the Obama presidency. Some 58 million of us don't, but thanks to your disengaging your brains and getting mired in the Obama love-fest, we're stuck with it anyway. Just stop pretending that Bush was the problem. Or go on insisting that evaporating your 401(k) was his plan all along: it makes you look that much more stupid.


Bill R. makes an interesting, albeit inaccurate, statement. However some facts need to be pointed out:

1) The last two years of Congress have been controlled by a Democratic majority. Any financial woes this country has can easily be afforded to them.

2) The last Congress controlled by Republicans had very few fiscal conservatives. That includes the former president. A note to all you liberals out there, being Republican does not mean being Conservative.

3) When Congress was controlled by Conservative Republicans (I believe Bill R. brought up Newt Gingrich and the Contract With America), the United States had an extremely positive economy. While the liberals like to attribute this to former president Clinton, I'd like to remind them that Congress makes the budget, not the president.

So, to blame Bush soley would be historically inaccurate considering the history of the failure of the GSE's and the interference from Democrats in Congress and the budgets on non-conservatives in both Houses and the former presidency.

I would like to paraphrase Obama and suggest liberals stop listening to Chris Mathews (thrill or no thrill up that leg) because his opinion isn't going to get you anywhere.


I say let's stop attacking and blaming each other and unite as Americans. Did Bush fail us in some ways? Yes. Did he protect us and do some good for us? I think it's safe to say all presidents have done some good things for us and screwed us in some way. I don't want to get into detail who did better for us or who screwed us up more, what does that matter? I didn't vote for Obama, but I accept he is our president and I hope he succeeds because if he can fix this issue we, as Americans succeed. I am concerned about issues as Obama as our president but nothing I can do except email or make phone calls to him and Congress. If we keep attacking and blaming Republicans or Democrats what is going to get done? Let's focus on the real issues and pay attention to what Congress is doing and try to work together to get America back to where it needs to be.


You all are being way to hard on Obama. Lighten up, it is the first real job he has held in his life, give him a chance to learn the ropes. For goodness sake, he probably hasn't even completed his HR paperwork and gone through new employee orientation yet.

You can't even start to blame Obama for any decisions he makes until at least his fourth year in office. Everything until then can be called a learning curve and is worthy of blaming Bush for. After all, if Bush had simply installed Obama as Chancellor a couple of years ago, he would be ahead of the curve.

Give him time, even Jesus really didn't accomplish much for 30 years into being God.. Can't we at least give our new Messiah at least a fraction of a break?


LI you appear to be "lying"
Executive Orders per "federal registry"

Clinton: 364
"W" Bush: 288

Not so rare as you purport.


I love MAD's take on this crazy world. Th 1960 election article is a perfect example...genius!

It is sad that the comments on this article created quickly moved into the same partisan bickering that has plagued us. Partisanship is not necessarily bad, it means you are sticking to your belief and value system. But people please made the comment somewhat intelligent!!!! You idiots are simply spewing playground BS. Its Bush's fault, Obama has big ear. Liberals are idiots, Republicans are jerks. You all should be ashamed of yourselves. The political and economic intelligence level of this country is near flat-line these days and we are now paying for it. The Righteousness of the Right and the Arrogance of the Left is leaving our children with a huge mess and an unbearable burden.


It is ironic that the cover is released the same day that Jack Cafferty at CNN writes an article entitled, "Is Obama having second thoughts?" The two were meant to be together.


100 Days to fix the mess left by the Clinton children? See that says it all, it took the dummy 100 days to get some "W"s on keyboards. Bush may have kept us "safe" (I remember a certain sniper and kid around the beltway that killed a bunch of people and terrorized the region) after 9/11, but he did a crap job of it before 9/12, eh?


I think this funny as all get out. Just watch at the media will rail on about this harmless cover unlike when MAD poked fun at Georg W. on previous covers. This is a trying time for all Americans as this socialist junk is being forced on us as he has already thrust several things on us like more funding for baby murder and promises to let all the captured jidhadists out on the claim of rights when they have none.


The guy who writes you "letters" should write the rest of the magazine.


Where is the angry wife, leeching mother-in-law, and the trade mark dumbo ears???


A Hussein Newman and D R - you hit the nail on the head. I'm sick and tired of all the Bush haters and Bush blamers who never take responsibility for their party's inability, inaction, and ignorance. I wish BHO luck in turning the current situation around but desperately hope he only gets 4 years to do it.


We have a management trainee in office... god help us all.


Nancy will treat him to some "Shopping Therapy" and that'll mellow him out. A few trillion on condoms, a few trillion to pay off ACORN, a nice BIG expense account increase, reinstating the kkk founded abortion programs to exterminate black babies. Ahhhh, feeling beter already.


Nice to see all the double posts from the "thinkers". HAHAHAH What, me worry?


Notice how the MSM has chosen to ignore that most of BHO's top staff members, Axlerod, Emmanuel, etc. were subpoenaed by the DOJ yesterday? Let the games begin!


Hey President ZerØ worshippers. President Ø brought up his ears while he was campaigning Hope and Change, and Change and Hope, and Yes We Can, while you all danced the Can-Can in gleeful anticipation of Ø providing you with your basic nutrients because you don't have the logic beyond that of a head of cabbage.


Great post Maggie. In a few weeks people will be yearning for the good old days when Bush was president.


let's see, candidate obama was going to pull troops out of iraq immediately.

now president obama thinks it can go on a while.

candidate obama was against domestic surveillance of terrorists.

now president obama believes it's a useful tool and will keep it.

candidate obama thought waterboarding was torture and would never be tolerated.

now president obama thinks it could possibly, maybe, perhaps okay if used in the right circumstances.

i could go on, but you get the point: this guy is an opportunist who will be all talk and no substance.


What the ignorant F**s in our country don't know (btw, the same ignorant losers who voted for a socialist named Obama) is that these problems started 70 years ago under another socialist, FDR.

This economy and stock market has been a facade for decades with mounting debt and credit problems that are truly scary. A nation cannot have a vibrant economy when its only solution to these problems is to PRINT MORE MONEY. It's insanity!

Of course, the ignorant fools I speak of earlier don't get any of this, they are too busy blaming President Bush. Typical scapegoat conduct, expected of lazy idiots who don't want to crack a book or read a web column. They think they know everything when in reality, they know little. The downfall of this nation will rest squarely on their shoulders and to all of them I say: F**K YOU!


To the gentleman who made the statement that Bush kept us safe for 7 years. You are so correct!! Obama will pander to anyone who will think of him favorably, and we will no longer be safe. He will side with the Muslims. Anyone who voted for his is a moron.


In response to xtina: If we want to get all technical here- he is NOT a black man living in the US. He is of mixed race and I guess the whites could call him a white man. I dont understand this anyway.For years black people in the USA have had every opportunity and chance to succeed as any other race. What is done with that chance is up to the individual.. And last time I checked- he probably could have relocated to any state in the Union if he didnt like Chicago.This whole election/MSM thing has been ludicrous.


Nothing was dumped on this empty suit by the former president....he and his fellow dumb-o-crats put themselves there. So far he's released terrorists that will attack us, will make us pay for abortions that aren't even happeing in this country and is trying to pass a "Corporate Fun Bill' that will give execuves tons of $$$ to p-i-s-s away that we'll have to pay back. How can even the mindless libs defend this guy? He's already the worst president in history.


I could only wish that this was true.


Dear Mr. James,
I noticed you article stated that we are experiencing the worst recession since the Great Depression. Please check your facts because this simply is not true. Jimmy Carter left office with a far worse ecomony in 1981. It would it negligent reporting to suggest the current recession is worse than those beginning in 1948, 1953, 1957, 1960, and as mentioned above 1981.


LI, excuse me!?!?

BO needed to get right down to it to get a running start undoing the damage wreaked by 8 years of Dubya's Bushwhacking. What about Dubya's signing statements?

Ditto what David De La Fuente said, "Payback's a bitch. Pinhead."


Mad and I go back 35 years!,terrific!


Yeah, its just easier to blame everything on Bush then to actually look at what caused all of the issues that America is dealing with now.


Are we even allowed to say anything negative about Obama? Hasn't he outlawed this?


You people are kidding yourselves if you think Obama is stressing. He's loving it that the country is decending into chaos - all the easier to do what he wants, as did FDR over 60 years ago.


Nothing was dumped on this empty suit by the former president....he and his fellow dumb-o-crats put themselves there. So far he's released terrorists that will attack us, will make us pay for abortions that aren't even happening in this country and is trying to pass a "Corporate Fun Bill' that will give executives tons of $$$ to p-i-s-s away that we'll have to pay back. How can even the mindless libs defend this guy? He's already the worst president in history.


MAD Magazine, as does Consumer Reports, accepts no advertising. This ensures unbiased forthright reportage in which you can place full faith and credibility.

MAD Magazine has been a valued source of intelligence to us since 1960, when first perused.

MAD Magazine cuts to the quick of human motivation and thus reports matters both foreign and domestic with great clarity. So-called prestigious publications such as Foreign Affairs, NY Times, TIME Magazine, and similar stuffed-shirt poopsheets can't hold a candle to it.

Kudos to the self-described Usual Gang of Idiots for yet again and in timely manner providing us with strategic intelligence for the coming new era.

Paul Vincent Zecchino
Manasota Key, Florida
27 January, 2009


Worst recession since the great depression? Are you joking?

Think back 20 years and double digit inflation and interest rates over 20 percent. The problem with the media and many people is that they have a selective memory when it comes to history.

The real issue is that everyone on these boards blames everyone else for the problems. We need to start hold both of these worthless parties accountable for the mess this country is in. ALL of the politicians in Washington should be in jail. One year of prison for every year in Congress would work. No more pensions, no more benefits when the leave congress, and a lifetime ban on lobbing or working for lobbing firms or government contractors.

Instead of attacking each other on these boards – call your representatives every day. Shut down the switch boards and maybe they won’t spend everyday listening to the lobbyist. We give the power to Washington they don’t give us our rights.

It doesn’t matter what side of the issue you are on – call your representative and hold them accountable for their criminal acts. The national debt is the fault of both parties – only congress can spend money by law and both parties controlled congress at some point in the last 20 years. I don’t care – they are all guilty.

We have $12 trillion in debt, Medicare and Medicaid are $36 trillion in debt, and social security is $105 trillion in debt. That is ten times the GDP. All the tax hikes in the world will not ever pay this debt. Think about that – that is $153 trillion divided by 300 million people and that means everyone owes $510,000 to pay off this debt. Do you have that money? Now we want to spend more. Who is going to pay? Every dollar made in this country in one year will only cover one tenth of this debt.

Call your representatives make them beg your forgiveness for destroying the greatest nation on the planet


The point that everyone missed while you were bickering like little children is that everything changes when you actually sit in that desk. Platitudes and rhetoric will fix nothing. Those who offer attacks instead of answers aren't capable of solving any of the countries problems. They depend on idealogical division to make themselves seem relavent. Be it bush derangement syndrome, obama-mania, or the mental disorder "liberalism" you suffer from, the only thing your opinion provides is yet another road block to solutions. Where are we going and why are we in this hand basket? Both liberals and conservatives are equally screwed if this whole "self-governing" blows up in our faces.


You people, including MAD Magazine, are kidding yourselves if you think Obama is stressing. He's celebrating that the country is decending into chaos. That makes it all the easier to ram through his agenda, as FDR did over 60 years ago.


Bush stopped playing golf after Iraq.


Having checked out the link to the "funniest Bush photos", I have to take issue with the one "$50 for a new bong, $300 for cocaine". I believe that one should be first in the photo annals of Mr O. Hopefully the photoshop artists will get busy soon for him. There's lots of material there.


Why aren't the people who write "MAD" running this country? At least THEY know what are problems REALLY are.


To the gentleman who made the statement that Bush kept us safe for 7 years. You are so correct!! Obama will pander to anyone who will think of him favorably, and we will no longer be safe. He will side with the Muslims. Anyone who voted for him is a moron.


My 11-year-old gets MAD and we loved this issue! MAD was brutal to Bush too so don't knock MAD - they're just doing their job, unlike the MSM.

Pick up a copy, the list is hilarious..


Why aren't the people who write "MAD" running this country? At least THEY know what are problems REALLY are.


Obama is already making Bush look like a hero. And the lefties on this site, just the typical hate they sponsored. Well look what hate got you. A prez bigger than failure. Now he's being apologetic on the Arab network. Maybe he should apologize for the babies hes already aborted and air raiding people in Afghanistan.


When does the picketing of the MAD magazine offices start? These guys are obvious Racists.


Thnaks MAD Magazine! An accurate portrayal of someone who just stepped into a job for which he has no experience or qualifications. That's the biggest change.


Thnaks MAD Magazine! An accurate portrayal of someone who just stepped into a job for which he has no experience or qualifications. That's the biggest change.


Obama is already making Bush look like a hero. And the lefties on this site, just the typical hate they sponsored. Well look what hate got you. A prez bigger than failure. Now he's being apologetic on the Arab network. Maybe he should apologize for the babies hes already aborted and air raiding people in Afghanistan.


Worst recession since the great depression? Are you joking?
Think back 20 years and double digit inflation, double digit unemployment, and interest rates over 20 percent. The problem with the media and many people is that they have a selective memory when it comes to history.
The real issue is that everyone on these boards blames everyone else for the problems. We need to start hold both of these worthless parties accountable for the mess this country is in. ALL of the politicians in Washington should be in jail. One year of prison for every year in Congress would work. No more pensions, no more benefits when the leave congress, and a lifetime ban on lobbing or working for lobbing firms or government contractors.
Instead of attacking each other on these boards – call your representatives every day. Shut down the switch boards and maybe they won’t spend everyday listening to the lobbyist. We give the power to Washington they don’t give us our rights.
It doesn’t matter what side of the issue you are on – call your representative and hold them accountable for their criminal acts. The national debt is the fault of both parties – only congress can spend money by law and both parties controlled congress at some point in the last 20 years. I don’t care – they are all guilty.
We have $12 trillion in debt, Medicare and Medicaid are $36 trillion in debt, and social security is $105 trillion in debt. That is ten times the GDP. All the tax hikes in the world will not ever pay this debt. Think about that – that is $153 trillion divided by 300 million people and that means everyone owes $510,000 to pay off this debt. Do you have that money? Now we want to spend more. Who is going to pay? Every dollar made in this country in one year will only cover one tenth of this debt.
Call your representatives make them beg your forgiveness for destroying the greatest nation on the planet


I say let's stop attacking and blaming each other and unite as Americans. Did Bush fail us in some ways? Yes. Did he protect us and do some good for us? I think it's safe to say all presidents have done some good things for us and screwed us in some way. I don't want to get into detail who did better for us or who screwed us up more, what does that matter? I didn't vote for Obama, but I accept he is our president and I hope he succeeds because if he can fix this issue we, as Americans succeed. I am concerned about issues as Obama as our president but nothing I can do except email or make phone calls to him and Congress. If we keep attacking and blaming Republicans or Democrats what is going to get done? Let's focus on the real issues and pay attention to what Congress is doing and try to work together to get America back to where it needs to be.


MAD Magazine, as does Consumer Reports, accepts no advertising. This ensures unbiased forthright reportage in which you can place full faith and credibility.

MAD Magazine has been a valued source of intelligence to us since 1960, when first perused.

MAD Magazine cuts to the quick of human motivation and thus reports matters both foreign and domestic with great clarity. So-called prestigious publications such as Foreign Affairs, NY Times, TIME Magazine, and similar stuffed-shirt poopsheets can't hold a candle to it.

Kudos to the self-described Usual Gang of Idiots for yet again and in timely manner providing us with strategic intelligence for the coming new era.

Paul Vincent Zecchino
Manasota Key, Florida
27 January, 2009


I say let's stop attacking and blaming each other and unite as Americans. Did Bush fail us in some ways? Yes. Did he protect us and do some good for us? I think it's safe to say all presidents have done some good things for us and screwed us in some way. I don't want to get into detail who did better for us or who screwed us up more, what does that matter? I didn't vote for Obama, but I accept he is our president and I hope he succeeds because if he can fix this issue we, as Americans succeed. I am concerned about issues as Obama as our president but nothing I can do except email or make phone calls to him and Congress. If we keep attacking and blaming Republicans or Democrats what is going to get done? Let's focus on the real issues and pay attention to what Congress is doing and try to work together to get America back to where it needs to be.


Why aren't the people who write "MAD" running this country? At least THEY know what are problems REALLY are.


This is a funny satire and I am grateful that I live in a culture that allows this kind of public humor. I am sure that President Obama would agree.


Obama plays golf and plays basketball. I guess the liberals are going to be consistent and imply that Obama isn't taking his job seriously because he plays basketball and golf? Just like they were consistent when they criticized the cost of Obama's inauguration like when they criticized the cost of Bush's inauguration and Reagan's inauguration?


Obama is already making Bush look like a hero. And the lefties on this site, just the typical hate they sponsored. Well look what hate got you. A prez bigger than failure. Now he's being apologetic on the Arab network. Maybe he should apologize for the babies hes already aborted and air raiding people in Afghanistan.


Not the first Mad cover with BHO.
Here's the first:
http://www.melissaclouthier.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/obamamad-magazine-cover.jpg

And a better likeness too.


After Obama said "I won" in response to a question, all respect for the man went out the window. I'm afraid he really is the spoiled Ivy Leaguer I always thought he was.


I agree with budzy1911. We all need to be ringing the phones off the hook of the people in Washington. They forgot whom they work for and whose money they are spending.

I am so tired of people who claim to know why we are in this mess forgetting that it all starts in Congress. Time to ask Barney Frank, Chris Dodd and Nancy Pelosi why THEY allowed this to happen when there were so many voices calling for a fix.

Take a look at this series of clips and decide for yourself who caused the financial meltdown: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_MGT_cSi7Rs

Then research the CRA and decide for yourself: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Community_Reinvestment_Act

Quit complaining and learn some things... Then call your representative and start working for a Constitutional Convention.


I agree with budzy1911. We all need to be ringing the phones off the hook of the people in Washington. They forgot whom they work for and whose money they are spending.

I am so tired of people who claim to know why we are in this mess forgetting that it all starts in Congress. Time to ask Barney Frank, Chris Dodd and Nancy Pelosi why THEY allowed this to happen when there were so many voices calling for a fix.

Take a look at this series of clips and decide for yourself who caused the financial meltdown: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_MGT_cSi7Rs

Then research the CRA and decide for yourself: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Community_Reinvestment_Act

Quit complaining and learn some things... Then call your representative and start working for a Constitutional Convention.


It is nice to see someone taking a swipe at Obama because he is far from a savior. Good luck Obama


I agree with budzy1911. We all need to be ringing the phones off the hook of the people in Washington. They forgot whom they work for and whose money they are spending.

I am so tired of people who claim to know why we are in this mess forgetting that it all starts in Congress. Time to ask Barney Frank, Chris Dodd and Nancy Pelosi why THEY allowed this to happen when there were so many voices calling for a fix.

Take a look at this series of clips and decide for yourself who caused the financial meltdown: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_MGT_cSi7Rs

Then research the CRA and decide for yourself: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Community_Reinvestment_Act

Quit complaining and learn some things... Then call your representative and start working for a Constitutional Convention.


What's Obama have to worry about? If he screws up, his adoring fans won't care, and the media will cover for him anyway. If he fails to fix the economy, it's Bush's fault. If he loses Iraq or Afghanistan, they were Bush's wars anyway. If we have another terrorist attack, that was Bush's fault for making the terrorists angry with his wars. Obama has it easier than any President in modern history, because he can do no wrong.


I agree with budzy1911. We all need to be ringing the phones off the hook of the people in Washington. They forgot whom they work for and whose money they are spending.

I am so tired of people who claim to know why we are in this mess forgetting that it all starts in Congress. Time to ask Barney Frank, Chris Dodd and Nancy Pelosi why THEY allowed this to happen when there were so many voices calling for a fix.

Take a look at this series of clips and decide for yourself who caused the financial meltdown: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_MGT_cSi7Rs

Then research the CRA and decide for yourself: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Community_Reinvestment_Act

Quit complaining and learn some things... Then call your representative and start working for a Constitutional Convention.


How much longer until O'Bama is found hiding under his desk in the fetal position sucking his thumb, crying and soiling himself? MAD's cover looks like a step in that direction.


Huh, I guess being the chosen President is nothing like being in Illinois, where you can vote "present" on every issue for a whole lengthy year (after promising his constituents that he was in no way interested in the Commander in Chief job), but I guess we're already seeing what his promises are truly worth. Ah...ah...ah...well...ah..... And I thought Bush had trouble speaking coherently.


To Don Fitzgerald who says "SUPPORT OUR TROPS, BRING THEM HOME, ALIVE AND WHOLE. NOW." Too bad Obama is sending them to Afghanistan and then to probably fight Pakistan. They aren't coming home, and his idea to save us the 10 billion dollar military expense won't happen because he has his own war to start. Your just too naive, many of you posters on here are. Pull your head out of the sand and read between the lines.


ummmm.this is not the worst recession since 1932...this is not even close...this is a normal, bear market reaction to an incredible last 7 years of expansion.

and corporations are firing people because the corps. refuse to pay higher payroll taxes....i am doing the same


To Don Fitzgerald who says "SUPPORT OUR TROPS, BRING THEM HOME, ALIVE AND WHOLE. NOW." Too bad Obama is sending them to Afghanistan and then to probably fight Pakistan. They aren't coming home, and his idea to save us the 10 billion dollar military expense won't happen because he has his own war to start. Your just too naive, many of you posters on here are. Pull your head out of the sand and read between the lines.


You chuckleheads have short memories. Before the election, a hideous feedback loop developed: as Obama's prospects improved, the economy would tank, and as the economy tanked, Obama's prospects improved. I predicted that if he won, layoffs would skyrocket and hiring would grind to a halt even before his inauguration because prudent employers could expect little from The One and his pet Congress but France-like labor laws that would prohibit layoffs.

Rummage through your memory hole, and you'll find the creators of this crisis: Barney Frank, Chris Dodd, and the entire Congressional Black Caucus vigorously defending the stellar work of the Obama advisors who ran Fannie and Freddie. Dig further, and you'll find the Bill Clinton (1993) amendments to the Community Reinvestment Act, passed in 1977 under the Peanut Farmer, that lies at the very heart of this disaster. Be sure to forget that it was Bush administration officials and John McCain who warned that what actually ended up happening was going to happen, and that your guys ridiculed them for it.

Morons, you deserve every increment of pain that is the Obama presidency. Some 58 million of us don't, but thanks to your disengaging your brains and getting mired in the Obama love-fest, we're stuck with it anyway. Just stop pretending that Bush was the problem. Or go on insisting that evaporating your 401(k) was his plan all along: it makes you look that much more stupid.


Please quit being so tough on the Bamster guys.

Everybody knows a community organizer with no executive experience, and only two years senatorial experience (75% of that on the campaign trail) can lead the free world!


If he's calm, it's only because he doesn't realize the complexity of the world situation. But he will !


If you're wondering why North America is starting to resemble nuclear winter, then you missed the news.

At December's U.N. Global Warming conference in Poznan, Poland, 650 of the world's top climatologists stood up and said man-made global warming is a media generated myth without basis. Said climatologist Dr. David Gee, Chairman of the International Geological Congress, "For how many years must the planet cool before we begin to understand that the planet is not warming?"
I asked myself, why would such obviously smart guy say such a ridiculous thing? But it turns out he's right.


The earth's temperature peaked in 1998. It's been falling ever since; it dropped dramatically in 2007 and got worse in 2008, when temperatures touched 1980 levels.

Meanwhile, the University of Illinois' Arctic Climate Research Center released conclusive satellite photos showing that Arctic ice is back to 1979 levels. What's more, measurements of Antarctic ice now show that its accumulation is up 5 percent since 1980.

In other words, during what was supposed to be massive global warming, the biggest chunks of ice on earth grew larger. Just as an aside, do you remember when the hole in the ozone layer was going to melt Antarctica? But don't worry, we're safe now, that was the nineties.

Dr. Kunihiko, Chancellor of Japan's Institute of Science and Technology said this: "CO2 emissions make absolutely no difference one way or the other ... every scientist knows this, but it doesn't pay to say so." Now why would a learned man say such a crazy thing?

This is where the looney left gets lost. Their mantra is atmospheric CO2 levels are escalating and this is unquestionably causing earth's temperature rise. But ask yourself -- if global temperatures are experiencing the biggest sustained drop in decades, while CO2 levels continue to rise -- how can it be true?

Ironically, in spite of being shown false, we must now pray for it. Because a massive study, just released by the Russian Government, contains overwhelming evidence that earth is on the verge of another Ice Age.

Based on core samples from Russia's Vostok Station in Antarctica, we now know earth's atmosphere and temperature for the last 420,000 years. This evidence suggests that the 12,000 years of warmth we call the Holocene period is over.

Apparently, we're headed into an ice age of about 100,000 years -- give or take. As for CO2 levels, core samples show conclusively they follow the earth's temperature rise, not lead it.

It turns out CO2 fluctuations follow the change in sea temperature. As water temperatures rise, oceans release additional dissolved CO2 -- like opening a warm brewsky.

To think, early last year, liberals suggested we spend 45 trillion dollars and give up five million jobs to fix global warming. But there is good news: now that we don't have to spend any of that money, we can give it all to the banks.


Yeah! Where's the lines of coke???? Obama will try to silence Rush Limbaugh, Sean Hannity, Mark Lavinne, Michael Savage... Obama is a marxist who hates freedom and love communistic government and so do the Democraps!!!! I never heard so much hate speach from so many people loathing our government and president. I never hated a man so much... Nobama, you delusions will be ur undoing BIG TIME!!!!


President Bush makes Obama look like an incompetent amateur - which he is.


Yeah! Where's the lines of coke???? Obama will try to silence Rush Limbaugh, Sean Hannity, Mark Lavinne, Michael Savage... Obama is a marxist who hates freedom and love communistic government and so do the Democraps!!!! I never heard so much hate speach from so many people loathing our government and president. I never hated a man so much... Nobama, you delusions will be ur undoing BIG TIME!!!!


You can tell when the Drudge robots saw this link. I have not heard one original thought besides trash talk spawned from inane blogs and druggie Rush. Sad, angry losers. YOU are responsible for how you are. Sorry, slow wits, it's not your grandpa's America anymore. Progress is beautiful!


It's nice to see a magazine go out on a limb and do something besides fawn over our new president.


Maybe this picture is true because President Erkel is quite clearly out of his depth.


His real stress is how to make socialism and defeatism sound noble.


Obama is already making Bush look like a hero. And the lefties on this site, just the typical hate they sponsored. Well look what hate got you. A prez bigger than failure. Now he's being apologetic on the Arab network. Maybe he should apologize for the babies hes already aborted and air raiding people in Afghanistan.


As always, the author (in accord with Tribune policy) spends an inordinate amount of effort apologizing for Obama ("...at a time when that pressure cooker of a job is even more so...", "... when the world knows your're a reformed smoker who admits to occasional lapses...")
Read "A Slobbering Love Affair: The True (And Pathetic) Story of the Torrid Romance Between Barack Obama and the Mainstream Media " by Bernard Goldberg


Paul Vincent Zecchino, Mad recently began running paid advertising. Next time, please try and know what you are talking about before you leave comments.


The publisher added advertising to MAD over William Gaines dead body. Literally, he went to his grave refusing to allow ads in MAD (for the same reason Consumer Reports does not accept ads). He kept it quite profitable without ads. While the body was still warm, the publishers went to a ad-dependent revenue model. And now they are reaping the results.. shutting down MAD because "of the advertising revenue woes afflicting the industry". Shameful.

Robert in D.C.


were can i order that poster?


Ha!
This MAD front cover speaks volumes about what's coming down the pipe in the months ahead!


The forgot WIMP sticker on this.


"Worst recession since the great depression"? The writer of this article is ignorant of the facts. It's the worst recession since the Carter Administration.


My son got this - it's hysterical. Obama sneaking out to the Rose Garden for smokes. The list is great - buy it and save it.... I think I'll frame it.


This bozo wanted the job, let's see if he can hack it. My bet is he's wishing he was still a "community organizer".


It's too bad MAD is trapped in the same circulation spiral that's afflicting all print media. You non-MAD readers are missing out. Their articles on Bush (and before that, Clinton) were some of the funniest, most incisive satire to be found... and they've already started on Obama! Screw the car bailout, screw the banking bailout: BAIL OUT MAD!


It's too bad MAD is trapped in the same circulation spiral that's afflicting all print media. You non-MAD readers are missing out. Their articles on Bush (and before that, Clinton) were some of the funniest, most incisive satire to be found... and they've already started on Obama! Screw the car bailout, screw the banking bailout: BAIL OUT MAD!


No amount of training could prepare Obama for this job, it would be difficult for almost anyone. The problem is that he doesn't have the character to handle the pressures of the office. In his book, the pressures of being a black man nearly drove him to being (I quote) "Junkie. Pothead." Maybe we should have listened to Hillary? Not sure she would have been any better, but she gave several good arguments against Obama during the primaries.


It's too bad MAD is trapped in the same circulation spiral that's afflicting all print media. You non-MAD readers are missing out. Their articles on Bush (and before that, Clinton) were some of the funniest, most incisive satire to be found... and they've already started on Obama! Screw the car bailout, screw the banking bailout: BAIL OUT MAD!


The economy isn't near as bad as the late 70s

We are in three wars not two Frank -learn to count.

1. Bosnia.
2. Afghanistan
3. Iraq.

Bosnia we should have pulled out of seven years ago - let Europe handle their own mess.

Iraq is just about over.

Afghanistan (like the Balkans) has always been a mess. I would stop the burning of schools and execution of dancers - etc with an increased presence in the short term, but other than that
I would pull out of there too.


War criminal Obama needs to be held accountable for his crimes in Pakistan. He has civilian blood on his hands


Man, Obama supporters cannot even laugh at a caricature of their beloved leader without taking swipes at Bush. Let it go. He convinced you he was up to the job, so it really doesn;t matter what was "left for him" by Bush, does it?


I'm from Massachusetts, you can thank Representative Barney "the bone" Frank for his incessant drive to force Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac to carry a minimum of 26% of their loans, made up of "low income" loans.

Thanks Barney you really blew for the country and the world. What do you expect from a Dumocrat.


Clearly, MAD magazine has become a racist organization. How dare they portray this heroic, no, messianic leader as a crazed, stressed out, black man, unable to cope with the stress of the office - racism, shear racism. MAD you have gone too far this time. Cancel my subscription.

Oh wait, I don't subscribe to MAD. Well, if I did, I would be the first in line to cancel.

(Note: this was written in the spirit of MAD magazine, you know, satire.)


It looks like Obama has succeeded in more than just the election. He has successfully implemented the mentality in America that when he makes his future mistakes, he can blame George Bush. Let’s let the blind lead the blind to socialism


It going to be a long four years unless the impeachment movement begins soon. Where's the vast right wing conspiricy when you really need it ??


Well, the cover will not display below the word Obama so I really cannot see what it looks like. When I try to open it in another window, it will not even display the top. Maybe the new transparent Justice Dept has found you and decided this cover is not suitable to be seen.


Soothsayer,
Bush kept us safe? Are you kidding me? 9/11, Iraq War, Afghan War.. Whats the death toll there... I don't know anyone who died of a terrorist attack or a war in the 80s or 90s.. I did not feel safer while Bush was in office..


Obama's greatest source of stress is the thought that one day the truth will be told about who his real father is because it is highly likely that his biological father was not Barack Obama, Sr. And THAT, folks, is the real reason he is hiding his birth certificate. http://obamadaddy.blogspot.com


I agree with DS. HOW could anyone DARE joke about obummer? MAD magazine is full of infidels ! ! ! !

Too bad he has surrounded himself with some dubious picks for his cabinetry. The combination of 'rookie activist' with 'veteran crook looyahs' is still quite a heavy hitter inside the beltway.

OH and yeah sure he has to 'clean up' after Bush. Bush's legacy will be that he kept us SAFE FOR EIGHT YEARS....do you feel safe now? (be honest how could you if you have sense)

OH WAIT...obummer is gonna suck up to the muslims....yeah that'd really help america....thats the ticket yeah yeah (drink moveon koolaid here).....


Obama will have to deal with Bush's horribly failure of a Presidency.

Those of you with low IQ's credit Bush for "keeping us safe" despite the fact 9/11 happend when HE WAS PRESIDENT.

Low IQ, country folks from down South dislike Obama for one reason - his skin colour. Whether they realize it or not.

Bush, and the morons who elected him twice, nearly DESTROYED our Republic with their stupidity. We are done with all of you. Go to College, hillbillies.


Um, these werent dumped on him from the previous president. This housing thing started with the Clinton administration and Obama when he was practicing law. The economy has faultered because of the housing, and the housing was caused by subprime lending by fanny mae and freddie mac who were minority appointed by Bill Clinton to ease lending practices to minorities, it let the banks essentially loan to felons.
Get informed!


Stupid cover - stupid comments


Obama: Our first affirmative action president. He belongs on a comic book.


Alex Johnson, your an idiot with a lower IQ then anyone on this board.
Clinton cut spending on the military and homeland security in half, these clowns were already in the USA trianing for this when Clinton was president.
Clinton also appointed Franklin Raines and hence Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac starting lending money in such large quanties that they were not backed by real money, trillions of dollars. Bush tried to intervene, the democrats shot down the investigation.. IDIOT! Quit watching Nancy Pelosi and CCN who are full of crap!


DS, yoru an IDIOT too. quit crying wolf, racism punk.
What, its ok to poke fun at Bush but not Obama? Welcome to equal opportunity, if you want to criticize one group and not the other, move to fantasy island clown.


where is the puppetmaster Soro's? I think the traitors of America Pelosi,Dodd,Frank and Reid should be in the background as well,preferrably outside the courthouse's sedition/treason trials hanging by the neck after found guilty


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Hope this novice is as good at keeping us safe from Islam as GW did... but let's face it... he a democrat and their idea of a rough time for a terrorist is sending them to the time out chair.

God Bless GW

*Bert


@Alex Johnson WOW!! maybe you missed the clinton years being so young and ignorantly blind...But Clinton and Clinton alone bares the 9/11 attacks,one could argue Jimmah Carter ineptitude as well ....as for the low IQ's ummm seeing how Obama got all the welfare votes.and again seems you are the racist didnt you get the Obama mandate about race ?? you sir are the real "enemy within" clearly a kool-aid drinking liberal


well you got it right - he is selling America's friends up the river and appeasing the enemies of this nation who will invite him to lunch and attack - ala Dingaans kraal - phew what an idiot - oh well


well you got it right - he is selling America's friends up the river and appeasing the enemies of this nation who will invite him to lunch and attack - ala Dingaans kraal - phew what an idiot - oh well


those should be joints in his mouth if this is to be accurate - and where is the anti-white michelle with an AK47 and a fro ?


"Bush kept your sorry butt safe for the last seven years didn't he?"


This is a joke, right? A darn funny one, at that.


I can hardly wait until the next terrorist attack to see how MAD will handle it. I'm sure it will be closer to the truth the the NY Times. I just hope the city is either San Francisco or Detroit.


I'm just glad to see SOMEONE taking a humorous poke at the guy...he's not off limits because he is black...remember, he's white too so go for it.


That's what they would like for you to believe he is doing. Instead he is playing monopoly with billions of your dollars buying life long support from every liberal organization out there from ACORN to Planned Parenthood. Call your congressional representatives and tell them NO to this crazy stimulus spending that will stimulate absolutely nothing but the welfare rolls.


Never underestimate denial and stupidity within the liberal mindset Bill, on top of the attitude, "they are going to do for me!" who cares about America.

"They forgot his hatefilled church, terrorist ties, ACORN,
cheating in the primaries with the massive caucus fraud he pulled, the birth certificate we haven't seen yet. The list goes on. As usual even satirical press will go way too easy on this "president."


Lighten up, it's just an amusing Mad Magazine cover.


This reporter is full of Economic BS- In 1979 (I'd just graduated college)the unemployment rate was over 12%- it's a paltry 7.8% right now.
http://www.bls.gov/opub/mlr/1982/04/art5exc.htm


Nearly 2700 days without a successful attack on American soil. Thanks, GWB.

As for you, President Obama, I have but one simple platform to which you need adhere to gain my support in 2012: Protect my nation and defend my Constitution, Mr. President!


The libs like Barny Frank, Maxine Waters and Franklin Raines created this mess. They told the R's that there were "no problems" with the mortgages and it would be racist to reduce lending to those that cannot afford a house. Now the wolf is totally in charge of the hen house. Once the libs socialize everything and raise taxes, watch the recession turn into a depression and then the bad guys will hit us for Barry will have decimated the military by then. Oh Woe to the koolaid drinkers!!


Alex Johnson you might want to do your homework. Most of you libs are always blaming Bush for Clintons mistakes. 9/11 is all Slick Willie and we can thank god for W taking care to keep us safe. If you live in America you are safe because of W and his policies.

The economy was moving along smoothly for the first six years of Bush, the problems happened when the Dems took over the congress, thank you Nancy and Harry you should pay for what you have allowed to happen.

Now the anointed one is busy giving away free abortions, freeing terrorist to attack the U.S. again and pandering to Al-Arabia TV. Nice to see his first interview was with his people and not the citizens of the United States.


That looks about right.


bill r. you forgot about a little incident occurred on 9-11-2001 that our Great Leader GWB had to handled.

Thank you President George Bush for keeping our country safe for over 7 years! Lets hope B. Hussien O'Bama can do the same.


I am glad to see there are others out there that don't view Obama as a god-like figure, as the media portrays him and so many of the liberal brainwashed sheep believe. Obama is not the solution to all our problems. But who would be, really? Nobody. No one person is going to magically make this country's problems go away, and magically make the world unite. And what about Bush? Is this all his fault? No. So then was he a good President? Absolutely not. There are three major factors that have made the mess that this country is experiencing right now, and it's not the Democrats, or the Republicans, or the War, or anything like that. 1) It is politicians from all parties who only act in their own best intersts, not the best interests of the people they represent, or in the interest of the Constitution, which so few of them follow anymore. 2) It is greed, not even corporations as a whole, but the greedy individuals in positions of power in major financial institutions, who have carelessly invested billions of their company's dollars in ventures that they knew would crash and burn (see mortgage pools, interest only loans, collateral debt obligations, etc.) in order to make the quick commission now. 3) The lazy, blame everyone else, instant gratification, charge it now worry about it later attitude of many (but certainly not all) Americans.
Everyone should think about these things before they blame it all on Bush or Clinton or look to Obama to solve it all. And, blame the media, but people need to get over Obama's race. I don't care if he is black, white, purple, or green, and neither should anyone else. Being a minority is not automatically going to make him great (or bad for that matter). The media pushed the race card, and people followed along and put importance on it. I did not vote for him, or for McCain for that matter, and I don't agree with many of the policies of either of them, but whoever is President, love him or hate him, love his party or hate his party, we better all hope he does well, because this nation needs the positive morale right now. America was founded on the Constitution, on freedom, on liberty, on hard work, on the visions of our Founding Fathers, NOT on Executive Orders, agenda pushing, lobbying, political correctness, and freeloading. We all need to remember this.


When he gets rid of "don't ask don't tell" , will the current members of the Armed Forces have the option to opt of this new fruitier military ?? Or should we just disband the military altogether, since Obama just likes to kill the unborn or partially born ??


Funny how you obama idiots keep making excuses for him for being in way over his head. Yes, keep blaming Bush for creating all these problems when clearly it was the democrats like Barney Frank and Chris Dodd who's failed liberal housing policies created the financial meltdown. Bush didn't help things, that's for sure, but really obama is simply dealing with the problems that his party created for him.
You people are too dumb to vote. You get what you deserve


The list of things BO does is hysterical! Sneaking to the rose garden to sneak smokes...hee hee. Buy this mag, it's a collectible


He's going to be MORE stressed when the consequences of his insane "economic stimulus" package come home to roost. So will we.


He's left-handed. The cigarette should be in his left hand and the watch on his right arm. Does this make him a right-winger?


Where's his crack pipe?


Thank you Mad, for the laugh-great great graphic!


Mad Magazine doesn't rely on advertising revenue, as this article concludes by saying so.


Cynthia, R U jealous?

Angry looking wife?

Did ya get dumped at the alter?

sorry bout dat!


Nice!

Thank you, Mad....

for letting us laugh at politics again. About time poked a jab at the new guy. Please.


You gotta love MAD Magazine. They tell it like it is and are not afraid of stepping on toes and offending sacred cows. Long live MAD!


Finally. A publication befitting such a buffoon!

I'll bet they would have some good policy tips to give Mr Obama too.


Obama voted twice against the "Born Alive Infant Protection Act," which would have required medical attention for any infant who was fortunate enough to survive a botched abortion. Instead, the infants are now allowed to die in a sink. The man is a despicable human being.


"because of the worst recession since the Great Depression". This would be more accurate if it had said "because of the worst recession since the Carter Administration". If this were a depression, I would not have been able to buy a new computer a week ago nor would I be working well over 40 hours a week in construction, supposedly one of the hardest hit sectors of the economy. More than one in four people would be out of work as well. I'll take this over the recession of the late 70's any day.


Let us compare crisis situations.

Civilian airliners loaded with hundreds of people flying into some of the largest office buildings in the world full of more people, another airliner flies into the Pentagon, a fourth airliner crashes before it can reach it' intended target, all within in minutes of each other.

Did the president suspend the constititution and declare martial law, did he order all arabic people and muslims rounded up and interred and then summarily deported.?

Did the president order the bombing of a aspirin factory, or a Chinese embassy, or downtown Belgrade?

His immediate response was to ground all civilian air traffic for several days until more stringent security measures could be put in place to prevent a re-occurrence.

There have been no more successful attempts of any kind on U.S. soil to this very day.

The invasion of Afghanistan and Iraq may not have proved to have been the best course of action (the jury is still out), but the president did not act arbirtrarily or unilaterally. He sought and got the consent of Congress, the UN, and the leaders of many different nations.

Mr. Obama owes his election, in big part, to the downturn in the economy. You may want to blame the former president, but Congress had it's hands in that pie as well. It was not a surprise attack. He should not be stressed out.

His party now controls both houses of Congress and he continues to enjoy the unbridled enthusiasm of most of the lap dog media.

Mr. President and all your obsequious, servile, psychophant supporters:

Shut up and put up. Stop puttin on and start puttin out. No excuses.

From Jeremiah Johnson:

Can you skin grizzlies pilgrim?

I can skin em as fast as you can bring em.

Start skinnin pilgrim!


ho hum.. We're not in TWO WARS anymore..


erg.

Don't you hate it when Drudge Report links something and the website fills with all sorts of under-educated people, parroting out half-truths and warped facts come in thinking that if they use enough big words people will buy their BS?


I really get a laugh out of some of these loser posters that continue to blame Bush for the woes of today...ok fast forward, it is now 2011, the economy is still in the doldrums, Iran has threatened to blow up Tel-Aviv with a Nuke that Hussein Obama allowed to be built , Mexico has cratered and is now run by a dictator that is friendly with that socialist Chavez in Venezuela, China is refusing to buy more American debt that was used to nationalize and socialize all aspects of the USA over the last couple of years, and nutty posters like Bill R, Don F, and Heather are still squawking and ranting that it is the Bush administration that has brought us to where we are...Want some real advice? Save, Save, Save and pay off any and all debt as before you know it we will be buying a loaf of bread with a twenty dollar bill...And that is all because of Bush!!! By the way, he is also the one that has been causing the earthquakes in Yellowstone recently and one of these crazy posters said that she heard Bush also made the Mars rover stop working as well. WOW


Mad Magazine has always done parodies of the presidents and they all look like Alfred E. Neuman. I've never seen one quite like this one though. They didn't put Alfred's ears on B. Hussein Obama, though. I think the depiction is perfect because the "Annointed One" has gotten more than he bargained for. I really feel safe and secure knowing that when I go to bed at night our country is in the hands of an ameteur. We've never been so vulnerable to outside attacks as we are at this moment of time. Thanks to the sheeple who voted this clown in to office and slick marketing they bought in to. God Help us!


The Depression that Obama will soon bring to full bloom with his treacherous policies will only be ended by the same thing that ended the 1930's Depression: a World War.

Novus Ordo Seclorum, baby.


George Bush is a fool and a buffoon, and actually takes pride in that....that God Obama is in there now to clean up the mess GWB and Cheney left behind!!


I don't think a messiah would smoke. Anyhow, smoking is only one of his vices. Obama is over his head, he has not done any work ever. I think he will head for another vacation, he needed 3 during the primaries alone.


alfred hussein neuman . You are SO right!!! Concise, erudite and RIGHT ON!!!! Man, If ever there was a comment I'd like to copy and keep in my pocket to whip out the next time I'm approached by those IGNORANT Lefties, yours is the one!
You should start your own blog: cool, calm , simple remarks any idiot (like those from Rio Linda) can understand.
Great stuff! Keep it going, and THANKS!


Somebody should have mentioned to 0bama that the job of POTUS is a lot harder than handing out cigarettes and twenties as a community organizer.


I wish Obama well and hope that he can straighten out the mess he is making for this country


This is what happens when a guy gets elected who raises 3 times more money than McCain from questionable sources. A guy who hangs out with unrepentant terrorists and racist anti-American pastors. This is what happens when we elect unaccomplished, inexperienced radicals!


people that think the former president is the cause of this mess need to do some more studying of history. get all the facts, then make a halfway intelligent argument.


xtina...."survival sense" as in "I don't have to pay for nuffin"?
I see you on the nightly news all the time.
Yep, BO is your man.
Yes you can!


Oh man.. he has the small round excederine? I'm Freaking out that they still exist! I can't find them anywhere anymore and the long capsules don't work as well! I need these small round ones?!!?????! Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!???
Also this comic should have him secretly listening to RUSH for help!! hahaha


With obama at the helm, this country is going down faster than a Saturday night hooker.


That is racist. I thought America would be different now. Instead of Mad magizine it should be called Jim Crow Comics.


This man is a fraud. He used taxpayer money when he was a Senator to go to Africa to help/support the dictator Odinger that wants to install Shariah law, an agreement with the muslims.


O-Bam-A Shuck and Jive.


The EARS! Where are the ears? B.O. can thank his Dem cronies for this economic mess. Shame on GWB and the Republicans for not sticking to their conservative principles and doing more to shut the liberals down when they had the chance. Now we all get to pay the price, and it will take years to get out from under it with the current milquetoast leadership in Washington. And where did all the chimp jokes and caricatures go? If they were amusing with the former president, they sure as heck should be just as amusing with the present occupant, given the libs' obsession with "fairness doctrines" and such...


It funny to read the Obama kool-aid drinkers bemoan all the supposed problems that were dump on "Poor Ole Obama". He has no experience, folks! The cover says it all! Before you naysayers start up, I am a black who recognize that sometimes using affirmative action is not good. Obama is definitely a choice that guilty whites wanted to make them feel better about themselves.


The mancub is in WAY over his head.


Love the mag cover--thank God not everyone is in the tank for the con man from Chicago. Only one thing missing---where are his huge ears!!!!!!!!!!


F Obmama! What a disaster. He may actually be worse than Jimmy Carter.

We need to resist Obama and hope that he does not succeed in turning our country more socialist than it is already. Demogogues are traitors to American ideals.


Bobf - You don't understand but half of it..What you wrote was correct: "I'm from Massachusetts, you can thank Representative Barney "the bone" Frank for his incessant drive to force Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac to carry a minimum of 26% of their loans, made up of "low income" loans.

Thanks Barney you really blew for the country and the world. What do you expect from a Dumocrat."


Did you realize Barney did this at the behest of his lover who worked for Fannie Mae developing new mortgage products. then to see this guy stnad up and blame bush for anything. Clearly a man with no conscience. Almost as bad are Greg Meeks and Maxine Waters. They RIDICULED the regulators in 2005 when Bush pushed for more regulation. I have no respect for democrats in congress or for their fawning believers who don't check the facts...


I say ditto to Thomas Newell's statements above. They have NO perspective.

Libs everywhere whine and whimper about their constitutional rights being stepped on when we are worried about FOOD, SHELTER, HOUSING, JOBS, MONEY, ECONOMY, NATIONAL DEFENSE (translation for D-U-M libs: that means not getting bombed again). MAKING SURE the next Ramzi-al-kaboom doesn't blow us all up yet AGAIN....

The DUMB SCUM liberals of course tend to worry about NONEXISTENT WEATHER CLAIMS BY WASHED UP POLITICIANS, AMERICAN IDOL, QUEER EYE FOR THE STRAIGHT GUY, GAYMARRIAGE, GAY RIGHTS, GAY THIS, GAY THAT, WHAT SEAN PENN THINKS AND WHO IS VOTING FOR, THE NEXT GAY MOVIE WITH SEAN PENN, CLAY AIKEN, DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES, COMEDY CENTRAL, HOW TO SUPPORT 'FREEDOM FIGHTERS' LIKE HAMAS, AL QAEDA, AND CHE GUEVARA....


As a fifty year fan of Mad, I must shout, "Hooray"! You guys still have guts! swampy (the original)


Funny! But I think at this point Barry O. is still too arrogant & in love with himself to be realizing he's in over his head. Let the games begin!


Finally! A head democrat having to be in charge of the mess that democrat's policies made. And shame on the republicans for adopting those policies to get us there.


While you may try to lay the blame for the current economic mess at the feet of GW Bush, the facts do not support it. The mess was caused by Bawney Fwank and Chris Dodd and their "mortgages for people who can't afford them" program. If you do not think so, you do not read enough. There is no way an informed person could come to any other conclusion.


Bush's failing was he didn't stand up to them.


Good luck, Pres. Obama, uh, where's the cigarette pack? Are those Kools? Salems? Good try, Frank. So did you determine that we are in "the worst recession since the Great Depression and two foreign wars" based on actual historical economic statistics or the quanity of rhetoric drummed in your head by the mainstream media and the Democrat party? Or did you just forget there was a Carter Administration in there somewhere? Misery index... staggering inflation... outrageous interest rates... and miles of gas pump lines due to a sham oil shortage.


I question the motives of a man more concerned with the rights of terrorists, than the rights of un-born babies.


Alex Johnson, thank you for encouraging my ignorant hillbilly friends and me to go to college. I assume that you want us to follow your example. Perhaps we could ride our mules up North to the same fancy school you attended. Surely, it was your massive intellect and enviable education that enabled you to write six sentences (five and a fragment, really) with only one spelling error, one punctuation error, two capitalization errors and one misuse of an adverb as an adjective. What a mind! By the way, people who are actually from this Republic don’t spell color with a “u” unless, of course, they are pretentious rectums.


Sorry to hear Mad magazine is going to quarterly pubs. I remember wwaiting by the magazine stand every month when I was a kid waiting for the latest issue. I cover this and more at http://deathofanewspaper.com


For heaven's sake people, lighten up! MAD has been skewering public figures since it began. That's all this cover is. Years ago, there were lengthy debates among literati about the "true meaning" of some lyrics by Bob Dylan. When he was finally asked, he said "they don't mean nothing; they just rhymed." The same debate is going on here between the Obama lovers and haters.


Poor Obama. He's trying to jump start the economy by spending trillions of taxpayer dollars on pork. It didn't work for FDR during the Depression, and it won't work for Obama now. All this poor soul needs do is cut taxes for those of us who "patriotically" still pay taxes. Then watch the economy take off just like when Reagan cut taxes in 1981-1983. But Obama is too dumb to cut taxes. He's rather the US population wallow in government-funded misery for the next four years, after which he'll surely be tossed out of office just like the failed Jimmy Carter.


None of these articles on Obama answer my main question. Are they going to release a new version of mr.potatohead with bigger ears or not?


You G effing D Liberal Democrats are the biggest hypocrites I've ever seen.

For the past 8 years you said it was our civic duty to dissent and keep the president accountable. But now that yours is in office, dissent is silenced. See Rush and the UnFairness Doctrine for examples.

Your SloeJoe says that paying taxes is patriotic, and yet your new treasury secretary doesn't.

A president's or other elected official's family is off-limits to criticism and scrutiny unless, of course, said president has an R after their name.

You claim to be the party of civility, inclusion, and tolerance, and yet when have ANY of you EVER shown ANY of those traits towards a Republican, a conservative, and/or a Christian? NEVER, that's when. See George W, Cheney, and Sarah Palin for examples.

Your president has as a mentor a Black preacher who teaches "kill whitey" for the past 20 years, your long-time Senator Byrd (D) was a Grand Dragon in the KKK, and yet you have the nerve to call us racists for not expressing doubts about a Marxist junior senator's ability to lead this country.

It is more racist to vote FOR a candidate based only on their color, as you did, than to vote against them because of their character. Ask the late Reverend Doctor Martin Luther King, Jr if you don't believe me.

You claim to support the troops, yet your president Clinton defunded them, reduced their ranks, and failed to protect us during the dozen or so terrorist attacks against us during the 1990s - because getting BJs in the Oval Office was more important. Your radicals burn down ROTC buildings, your news media shares American military strategies with the enemy, and your Code Pinkos block entrances to heroic volunteers trying to access military recruiters and protect your ungrateful a$$es' right to be an idiot.

You claim to care about the poor and disadvantaged, and yet who provids the most help to Katrina victims, the homeless, and the hungry? Why those "evil" corporations, churches, and faith-based organizations.

You claim to care about children, and yet you destroy them in the womb for the only crime of being "inconvenient." If they manage to survive, you kill them anyway.

You claim to care about the middle class, and yet you tax successful, productive, job-creating citizens and pay those who refuse to work. You give houses to those who don't qualify for so much as a credit card, thus devaluing the property values of legitimate, mortgage-paying homeowners.

You support the terrorists who are trying to kill us and the non-citizens who enter this country illegally and demand everything for free in their own language.

You have never once taken responsibility for your own failures or admitted your own mistakes, but instead blame them on anything or anyone else.

And yet, I agree with you on one point: I will give the same support and encouragement to your president as you did to mine for the past 8 years. And I will do so as often, and as loudly as you did.


B.Hussan Obama,
Now lets be honest the one and only reason 99% anyone voted for him is because he is BLACK. Ya`ll are so DUMB.


I hate to break it to you Bush bashers, but he is no longer on the scene your boy is in the White House....I wonder how you will like hearing him bashed....or will you pull the race card and not be able to handle it with the character and grace Mr Bush did for 8 years. Shame on all of you, ungrateful for being kept safe....you are stupid silly little people


His ears arent the only thing dumbo on him...Hnag on for a bumpy ride!


Calling BO an empty suit is an insult to finely tailored clothing


Now that's a classic cover, not only is it hilarious it is also an accurate statement on the challenges president Obama faces, will he succed, well I'm not wasting this space to answer that. What's even more funny is the full on war raging on down in the comments section. Hhahaha, nothing is more entertaining than seeing a bunch of now life computer geeks tearing each other apart over who did what to the economy, FIGHT ON keep posting your nasty comments so that people who actually have a life will read all this and get a good laugh, I know I did XD


"""Funkmaster Chris, how long did Bushbots blame Clinton for 9/11, the stock market crash, the lack of ethics on Wall Street, the general decline of morals in society and every other ill you can think of. Pretty much his entire two terms, I would say. Payback's a bitch. Pinhead."""

Aha, so you're just the same as Republicans, then.

Got it.


Great cover! It's no wonder he's fretting over the economy, it's a Democrat scandal and now the coverup begins. Until Obama and the Democrat controlled congress have their first act of integrity, we may always wonder why they refused to look into the failing banks who were cooking the books. But now we see why with other loser liberals like Blago and Richardson who like their pay-to-play. It's the truth: the economy was fine until the Dems took over banking. The corruption began, and now America suffers. Thanks, liberals! Once again you hippies make us weaker, vulnerable, and poor.


How chickensh*t of MAD Magazine to not Alfredize BO, as they have pretty much every other president. Is it becasue he is a demi-god or because he is black? It is lame no matter the reason. SInce THEY won't do it, maybe we should!!!!


Just out of curiosity, how long will the Democrats blame President Bush? Will they play the blame card in 2012?


Poor Barack! He is lucky. It could have been worse. Like when President Reagan inherited a REAL mess from Jimmy Carter. Unemployment much higher, double digit mortgage rates and inflation. The Soviet Union expanding. A hollowed-out military. Now the public gets to watch more fawning media make it look like Barack has it so bad. Maybe if Barack had had some real executive experience before taking office he would be so overwhelmed.


True equality was not the election of Barack Obama, the first African-American President. True equality is when he gets the same treatment as Reagan, Bush, Carter, etc. Great Cover!


I was going to buy a copy at the supermarket, but didn't because I've been unemployed for the LAST 4 MONTHS. So it was either the magazine or a meal.
Took the meal.


I thought the Messiah was going to wave his magic wand and everything would be OK.


You know the saddest part of this article is the fact that Mad will now only be published quarterly.


Why all the low expectations for Obama. After all, he ran on the "FACT" that he could walk on water and part the seas. He would "talk" to Iran, and they would fall in line.

Now it is time to perform, and all his supporters are saying "WAAAH...It's not FAAAIIR!

Time to grow up Barack. Time to perform, time to step up, time to be patriotic and support your country, not tear it down.
Time to show us you are who you say you are and not just an empty suit with a litinany of platitudes.


HA HA Now the big O has to fix what his socialist buddies brewed up with the Community Reinvestment Act.


e has the better survival sense than any white man could ever have, " Yes, but people with other skin colors are so much smarter...Except for other people whose political allegiances lead them to believe that blood and skin color indicate virtue. With the possible exception of those blond national socialists...


Sure enough I'm seeing a lot of "poor Barack, having to clean up Bush's mess". Look liberals, you've had your people running Congress for two years and the economy is in the dumper. Barack runs off to kiss up to the middle east for his first interview. He immediately signs orders to close Gitmo and throw out all of the Bush policies of the Patriot Act. Look for a big explosion in a mall/subway/stadium near you. I'm going to sit back and pray that you liberal losers don't totally destroy every bit of this country in four years.


Koch::

this last post says it best.


MAD did a cover of Obama as an Alfred E. Newman look alike, complete with big ears and all. I seem to remember he was holding a sign that said, "What... me change?" Funny, but sad. We are in for the second coming of Jimmy Carter.


nobama has already showed his true colors, going to arabic tv and apologizing for the US. This is only the beginning he and his evil wife will lead us to communism in 4 years. This guy is a chicago thug. Notice who he attacked first, not bin ladin, not the hitler of our time in iran, no he attacked talk radio. God help US, because without His intervention we are doomed.


Republicans make me sick. Their party destroyed this country/ world and they won't even take responsibility for their actions but would rather like children blame the problems they created on everyone else. They don't even deserve the right to speak much less to be condescending.

That's regarding some of the post here... I like the Mad Magazine cover. But you republicans are truly isolated in your ignorance. It's just sad their are so many ignorant people in America who can be brain washed by the Sean Hannity and Rush Limbaugh ignoramuses with out ever really trying to listen to the other side and to see the results of their actions for what they are.

But sadly most of the wacky right have been indoctrinated by their religious right roots from very early childhood NOT too have too much critical thinking skills. It's so sad.


Wow. Nothing about Obama's 1st 100 minutes in office smack of this. In true form, Obama always 'keeps it cool.' I think it's amazing that everyone is assuming that he has an issue with the work load. Personally, he strikes me as the type that welcomes the challenge, and genuinely concerns himself with the prosperity of his countrymen. I love MADD, but I think they're out of step with this one. Besides, who the hell has seen him smoking since he took office?


The funniest (and saddest) part of all of this is that very few of us realize how easy we are to manipulate when we believe there is a difference between Democrats and Republicans.
It's "The Federal Government" you need to be concerned about, not Democrats and Republicans. Keep falling for the lie and keep losing ground, suckers!


A better MAD cover would portray B. HUSSSEIN Obama as a black Alfred E. Neuman, with the "What, Me Worry?" caption under his ugly head.

That would be accurate.


Only mistake was not including the halo.


I love this comment:
"A better MAD cover would portray B. HUSSSEIN Obama as a black Alfred E. Neuman, with the "What, Me Worry?" caption under his head."

I have always loved Mad magazine and I wish they offered zinio digital subscriptions at lower cost to keep going with my subscription. I had to cancel my subscription as I dont read many paper magazines these days...


OK, OK, OK, enough already, I can’t take any more hoaxes: First we have Al Gore’s global warming, next comes Obama being a constitutionally qualified President, followed by Obama’s stimulus plan, but now we have Robert Reich telling us why we need stronger unions. Are we heading for Saturday Night Live 24/7?


To Paul Vincent Zecchino:

When's the last time you actualy opened a Mad Magazine? They have had advertising in their mag for awhile now.


Broadsword: What a stupid, idiotic thing to say...also, posters on the East Coast and from AROUND THE WORLD have a much different take on this. It's easy for you people to sit at your keyboards and talk trash about the president. H e has to deal with this hellavamess the other"ONE" left behind. By the way Bush lovers, where's Bin Laden??? I saw YOUR beloved president on tv saying "actually, I'm not worried about Bin Laden." He just gave up and successfully diverted everyone's attention to Iraq!!!!!


This spurs me on to find Mad on the newsstand. It proves that the President, any president, can be spoofed without his critics being mean and nasty. It was worth the laugh when a laugh is needed. I have as much on the line as one who is working (I am retired). Barack is doing his best even without the support I had hoped for from the Republicans. The GOP is just too far to the right for this hope to exist. I do not find the Dems as polarized to the left. That is a good thing. There is room for folks at the edges but the President (and the country) needs more centrist support and the GOP just cannot rise to the occasion. That is sad. So Barack "is not a sap" on this issue. I wouldn't have thought so but it is nice that he made that crystal clear. I am glad to see the press right in his face on the issues and still able to laugh with him. That's the spirit that will ultimately succeed. And I think even the far right wants to succeed--they just have one way to get there. No variations to their philosophy is allowed. Nothing else is going to be Ok without their special stamp on the solutions. I prefer cooperation and cordiality from the "gentlemen and ladies" of the government's legislative branch. Anyone out there willing to try the above approach? Come on. It's really not all about winning 2 years from now. We do need your help now.


"the worst recession since the Great Depression," . . ? The recession is bad, any recession is bad but this, by far is not worse than the recession of the late 70's early 80's. Then we had double digit inflation, double digit interest rates, gas shortages, and unemployment was worse than it is now. This reccesion can pass only if Obama lets it. If he keeps sticking his finger in it by making obsene loans to failing companies and taking over others, he will only prolong it while socializing our economy and bringing us down to European economic levels or worse.


"the worst recession since the Great Depression," . . ? The recession is bad, any recession is bad but this, by far is not worse than the recession of the late 70's early 80's. Then we had double digit inflation, double digit interest rates, gas shortages, and unemployment was worse than it is now. This reccesion can pass only if Obama lets it. If he keeps sticking his finger in it by making obsene loans to failing companies and taking over others, he will only prolong it while socializing our economy and bringing us down to European economic levels or worse.


I cannot understand all the brainless people in this country cutting down President Obama you are all Idiots


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