Chrysler, GM: More aid, fewer workers: The Swamp
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Chicago Tribune

Two U.S. automakers seek billions more in federal aid from the Treasury.

Posted February 17, 2009 5:30 PM
The Swamp

by Mark Silva and updated

Chrysler needs $5 billion more from the federal government.

And 3,000 fewer employees at its plants.

Chrysler marque.jpg

General Motors, which says it could run out of money by March without new funds from the government., needs $9.1 billion in new loans and a $7.5 billion credit line.

And it will cut 47,000 jobs and close five factories.

That's the word from ailing automakers asking the Treasury Department for another installment of federal bailout dollars.

GM marque.jpg

In the process, Chrysler says it will eliminate three auto-models - without specifying which model will be going the way of the Cordoba.

The company will cut costs by $700 million.

"We believe that Chrysler LLC will be viable based on the updated assumptions contained in this submission,'' Chrysler CEO Robert Nardelli in a statement.

Congressional leaders refused to support Chrysler and General Motors with a bailout, so the administration of former President George W. Bush authorized aid as part of a broader $700-billion financial bailout of the banks and financial institutions. Ford has refrained from seeking the federal aid.

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(Merry Old Land of Oz)
WilliamBanzai7

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We get up at twelve and start to work at one.
Take an hour for lunch and then at two we're done.
Jolly good fun!

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Humvee here, Tahoe there, just a couple of guzzling hogs.
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That's how we laugh taxpayer cash away, In the Land of Bailout Oz!


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