by Ben Meyerson
Faux-pundit Stephen Colbert's fans are a notoriously active bunch, influencing everything from a Hungarian bridge to Wikipedia at the host's command.
Colbert's latest effort aimed to put the Comedy Central host where no late-night funnyman has gone before - space.
The Colbert Nation's fans overwhelmed NASA's Website in a recent poll to name a room in the international space station, with 230,539 votes for "Colbert" trouncing its closest competitor, "Serenity" by a margin of more than 40,000.
But after the votes were counted, NASA said the poll was nonbinding, and reserved the right to pick any name from the top vote-getters, possibly disregarding the rightful winner. Rumors floated that Colbert's name might be used for a space toilet.
And the plot has just thickened - Congress got involved this week.
Well, maybe just one congressman - Rep. Chaka Fattah (D-Pa.), an early participant in The Colbert Report's "Better Know a District" segment, and a member of the House subcommittee that controls NASA's funding.
"NASA decided to hold an election to name its new room at the international space station and the clear winner is Stephen Colbert," Fattah wrote in a statement. "The people have spoken, and Stephen Colbert won it fair and square - even if his campaign was a bit over the top."
(Photo above of Rep. Chaka Fattah, right, watching a woman in his district receive discounted heating oil from Joseph P. Kennedy II, chairman and president of Citizens Energy Corporation, as part of the CITGO-Venezuela heating oil program. (AP photo by Matt Rourke)
Always willing to look a gift horse in the mouth, Comedy Central's blog promptly mocked Fattah's use of time.
"This is obviously serious business, which is why it makes complete sense for a US Congressperson to intervene," blogger Matt Tobey wrote.
In an exclusive interview with The Swamp, Fattah defended his statement.
"Funding for space exploration is something where getting the public's interest is challenging, and having Colbert would bring interest to NASA's program," Fattah said. "Over a quarter of a million people or so came online to chime in on the naming question ... It just shows what happens when you reach outside the normal circles."
Fattah said he's not planning any further action with NASA and hasn't contacted any officials personally, but the power of the purse is an influential thing.
He was adamant in his statement, though, that it wasn't about funding, but simply about real American values.
"This is not about dollars, but it's got to make sense to the American people," Fattah said. "We insist on democracy in orbit."









Comments
We must make sure as we conquer new worlds outside our atmosphere we spread democracy along with the spreading of pollution (space junk).
Posted by: lochnessmonster | March 28, 2009 6:48 AM
If NASA doesn't listen to the People, then why should the People listen to them? Come on, this isn't rocket science.
Posted by: Jerry Seltzer | March 28, 2009 7:07 PM
Nessie,
It's been proven mathematically that every orbiting satellite will be destroyed by space junk. And it's only getting worse. The odds increase daily. Every time the shuttle goes up it's dodging debris.
That Chinese rocket test that hit a target satellite a while back dramatically impacted the expected life of working units.
Posted by: C.Morris✈ | March 28, 2009 8:38 PM
The Congressman is right. NASA shouldn't go back on its word. And Colbert is a great American; I remember him speaking truth to power at that White House correspondents dinner a few years ago.
Posted by: KarenS | March 30, 2009 12:05 PM
Just found this hilarious moving image of the NASA space node -- with the musician David Ippolito hanging from the node and painting over the name COLBERT! Pretty fun stuff. Check it out. Google...
thatguitarman
Posted by: HH | March 31, 2009 11:54 PM
"And Colbert is a great American; I remember him speaking truth to power at that White House correspondents dinner a few years ago."
Does ANYONE recall that I.S.S stands for INTERNATIONAL Space Station?
Otherwise it's be the U.S.S.S.
(As bad as free TV video lockdowns for non-Americans on the WORLD Wide Web.)
Posted by: Certifiable | April 1, 2009 10:04 AM