GOP unveils budget to Dems' ridicule

Is this all the Rethuglicans have got?!?!

Ha ha ha ha !!

Man, the Republicans sure know how to punk themselves. First they take the bait and offer this non-budget, now they say they'll unveil the "details' of their non-budget on April Fools Day. Priceless.
It looks like they made their proposal with the help Color Forms:
http://www.flickr.com/photos/35334517@N06/3387910827/

I personally hope the Republicans keep this crap up for the next few years, because there is no better advertisement for not voting for Republicans than giving a Republican an open mike these days.

The Republicans call that a budget? What a freaking joke.

Republicans are just as dangerous when they're out of power (Timothy McVeigh, Eric Rudoph, the Tennesse church shooter) as they are when they're in power (Iraq, war cimes, torture, outing CIA agents).
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http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/07/28/jim-d-adkisson-charged-in_n_115281.html

My sides still hurt from laughter as I type this!!! what a joke and an oxymoron that the grand ol party has become. If they do not start making heads roll, and boner being the first one, then they will find the fast road to extinction.

Everything that twit says is wrong. Even his opening statement: "Two nights ago, the president said, "We haven't seen a budget yet out of Republicans." Well, that's not true because, here it is, Mr. President." Bullsh!t you tard boner. Do you even have comprehension of English?

Where are all you tard pugs on this board bragging about your tard party? Oh, that's right, you would rather bash the other side than actually make any progress. Your party sucks. You can use all your stupid excuses and say that shrub is not a pug, and now it is going to be boner is not a pug, but guess what; your saying so doesn't make it fact.

I almost spit my kool-aid out laughing when I read boner's stupid remark about now is the time to work together. Where were you the last 2 months bonertard?!?!

It has TRULY become inexcusable to be a pug anymore. If you can not CLEARLY see the evil and the lack of grey matter in this party, than you should have your voting rights revoked and have a presribed visit to go see Dr. Phil.

However.....
One third of the American public, however, still doesn't know enough about the Obama budget to have formed an opinion of it, the Gallup Poll finds.

More comedy from the Party of Limbaugh.

Republicans make a big show about how they're going to drop their own brand-new alternate budget proposal, packed with urban-suburban hip-hop "flava" and dance moves Eric Cantor learned at the Verizon Center, watching Britney Spear, and what do they come up with?...a COLORING BOOK!

What a Great day for Republicans:

>They present a "no budget" budget plan to the American people -- mockery ensues.

>The chairman of their party (Steele) awaits his call to the Presidency from God atop the summit of Mount RNC.

>The 2012 GOP presidential frontrunner (Palin) claims the McCain-Palin campaign lost because the McCain staff would not pray with her before her debate.

I'm so glad I left the Republican party for good in 2006 because at this rate the 2010 elections should send the Greedy Oil Party into exile for at least 30 years.

As a conservative I am just dismayed by the lack of cohesive, fundamentally sound budget proposals. This political rhetoric from our elected representatives is BS while our economy is on life support. We need real debate and solutions that transcends the partisan bickering and gamesmanship that is occurring. The average folks know we can't borrow and spend and continue to amass this unsustainable debt. Obama's budget plan is full of the same old "smoke and mirrors" and is just unrealistic in its projections and costs. There are no honest cuts only spending and taxes. Note how the great "middle tax cut for 95% of Americans" is now being tossed under the bus while the WH class warfare propaganda runs amok. Does anyone feel almost hopeless watching this dangerous unfolding soap opera that is our government?

I can hear Beavis and Butthead now.
"What kind of stupid, dumbass, woosy crap is that"?
"This sucks"!

Keep on tanning yourself Mr. Boehner and pretty soon you will turn orange. Is this budget an April Fool's joke?? You are the laughingstock of the House and an embarassment to the state of Ohio.

Ah, the dulcet sounds of bipartisanship!

Agree with you 100%, bubba Porter.

But look at the comments on this board. The longest one consists of nothing but insults and slams and put-downs. That's the level to which political discourse has sunk in this country.

I weep for our nation.

Bubba, I am glad you are starting to get it here. I can tell in your writing that the pug folly has started to sink in, even though you do not write of a complete rebuke and you still go into attack mode.

Being a dem is the better of two evils. It is not the absolute way by any stretch of the imagination, but I would say that it is 95% better than what the pugs propose.

You are still a victim of someone's propoganda being hurled at you. Do you honestly think that cutting out farm subsidies for millionares is not a spending cut? Just to point to one simple rebutal to your statement from above. There are DOZENS of spending cuts that come to mind in 5 seconds of thought. Obama is trying to do a revamp of the complete taxing and spending of the government. Sure, the net result is about nutral, but these budget shortfalls are due to the lack of revenue coming into the government from the piss poor economy that shrub handed Obama.

You are dangerously close to getting it, finally. I agree with you though, that it will probably take something similar to the French revolution in order for this country to function properly again. It will either dissolve or be stripped down to the core and rebuilt, but it is unsustainable in its currrent path. There are some seriously deep flaws in how this country has evoloved thru the years, and it is not a dem or a pug thing, it is an American problem, and we all let it happen.

The GOP needs to either change or just plain go away. What a sad joke.
And why isn't the Trib putting this on the front page, where it belongs?

For an outline of a budget, this was a good starting point for stating the goals. These goals are a olot better than the massive spending of th democrats, whose basic idea is to just throw money at the problem.
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Our country will have smaller deficits and less debt following the GOP template than the democrat plan of the gov't being the end all be all.

Did no one notice that the only number in this so-called budget is a maximum tax rate of 25%, which represents a HUUUGE tax cut for the Jerry DeSantises and Bernard Madoffs and other hedge fund managers? The Republicans have one idea, and only one, and no matter how much it gets refuted by reality, they stick by it.

Have another smoke, Mr. Boner. Inhale real deeply.

Our country will have smaller deficits and less debt following the GOP template than the democrat plan of the gov't being the end all be all.

Posted by: Terry | March 27, 2009 10:09 AM

I admire your attempt to stop the laughter. But this "template" seems more the liking of a Miss America contestants remarks. I would bring world peace, and feed the hungry. The one....excuse me....the only thing I see with numbers is to cut taxes for the rich by another 10% from the Bush era.

GOP plan: Let rich people have more money. They know what's best to do with it. We all win!

The country is collapsing and you idiots buy into the partisan games. What a bunch of dupes! It's not a question of Democrat or Republican. Both parties are working hard to destroy this once-great country while the American public is polarized into believing that their "team" is winning.

We deserve very bit of the suffering that's coming to us very soon.

Billy,
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Which Congressional party has ever balanced a budget in the past 30 years?

Q. When can you tell that a repugnican is lying?

Ans: When its lips are moving.

At the helm is the lying, fat, swine, Rush Limbaugh.

"Does anyone feel almost hopeless watching this dangerous unfolding soap opera that is our government?
Posted by: bubba Porter | March 27, 2009 6:32 AM

NO, not at all.
I felt that way when I found out Vice President Dick Cheney feels that torture is an American value.

Today, I finally have HOPE that we are taking our country back from the incompetent Bush-Cheney regime.

bubba Porter, elections have consequences. We won.

(And I was a Republican until 1998, when the GOP decided that something as serious as impeachment should be used as a petty political weapon. GAG.)

Yeah, go ahead and mock the republicans plans. When all you college kids who voted for the Second Coming can't pay your mortgage because your taxes are too high, your parents are on their deathbed years too soon because a D.C. bureacrat said they couldn't see an oncologist for 6 more months, and the lights keep going out because your man is a weasel who thinks the wind will always blow and the sun will always shine. Do yourself a favor and call your representative, of whichever party, and tell them to vote against the budget. You'll be happy you did.