Cheney open: Running a possibility: The Swamp
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Chicago Tribune
Posted May 20, 2009 5:30 PM
The Swamp

by Mark Silva

No, not Dick Cheney, the retired vice president.

Liz Cheney.jpg

Liz Cheney, his daughter and former deputy assistant secretary of state, the one who has been doing a lot of defense for her dad on television lately.

On FOX News Channel's Your World With Neil Cavuto today, she left open the possibility of running for public office in two or four years -- "We'll see,'' she said.

"I don't have any plans right now,'' she added, noting, "I'd say that I need to convince my five children to serve as my campaign staff, and we'll be off and running.''

(File photo of Liz Cheney by Ed Andrieski / AP)

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Oh Dear God, PLEASE RUN!


As a Dem, I would love nothing better than to have the Repug party continue to try to move forward while their transmission is stuck in reverse.



Channel Surfing:


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"Our guest this morning on Face the Nation is former vice president Dick Cheney..."


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"Our guest this morning on This Week is Liz Cheney..."


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"Coming up next on CNN: Dick and Liz Cheney..."


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"Welcome back to the Weather Channel. Here's Lynne Cheney to defend her husband's ordering of torture to establish a bogus Iraq-al Qaeda link, along with our weekend outlook..."


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"That's right, Liz! While you're on Fox News claiming that your dad kept Americans safe---even though 9/11 happened on his watch---your roast is cooking to perfection in my amazing Ronco Showtime Rotisserie. And your family will love this: it comes with an extra rack absolutely FREE!"


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"Welcome back to Judge Dick. The plaintiff, Gladys Higginbotham, claims that her mechanic, Buzz Taylor, overcharged her for a spring tune-up on her Honda Civic. But Judge Dick says there's 'no doubt' Buzz knows about secret meetings between Mohammed Atta and Saddam Hussein. Let's see if Buzz has cracked under ten days of sleep deprivation and forced nudity in a freezing cell..."


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"See, kids, my dad says Cookie Monster only feels like he's drowning, but he's not. So it's not water torture...it's more like rinsing your face and sinuses and throat and lungs so they're really, really clean! Yaay! Let's give Big Bird a turn...!"


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"Welcome to the Cheney Channel! All Cheney All the Time! This hour, Dick Cheney shows you how to shift the blame for anything onto Nancy Pelosi! First up: newly-unearthed CIA documents reveal how the Speaker personally sank the Titanic before she was born!"


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Anyone wanna buy a slightly kicked-in TV?


She certainly has been schooled in all the GOP talking points. She'll do her daddy proud!


How is she at duck hunting?

Did she pay her taxxes?


Hey democrats, U need to recognize that Liz Cheney would be a very fomidable adversary. She has a great grasp on the facts of her argument and can counter-point extremely quickly. She does not sit quietly while the democrat opponent mis-frames the argument. There is NO Trent Lott / Arlen Spector in her DNA. And here's the best part ~ Your standard, typical, name-calling does not fluster her at all. Forget Rush, Mitt, Sarah, and Bristol. Here's where you need to direct your fusillade. Tee It Up.


Let her run. Maybe her smarmy draft dodging daddy will campaign for her.


"I'd say that I need to convince my five children to serve as my campaign staff, and we'll be off and running.''

................And if I can't convince them, Dad suggested water boarding.


Is this the gay one?


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