Clinton's elbow: 'Conspiracy theories': The Swamp
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Chicago Tribune

The secretary is learning “how well you can text with one arm in a sling.''

Posted June 18, 2009 2:30 PM
The Swamp

by Mark Silva

For all those conspiracy theorists out there, the broken elbow that Secretary of State Hillary Clinton suffered in a fall in the basement of the State Department en route to her car, en route to the White House, in the company of ambassador Richard Holbrooke, who wanted the top job at Foggy Bottom in the first place, is rife with possibilities.

Clinton had recently crossed swords with the Israeli foreign minister over the question of territorial settlements.

"I can see the conspiracy theories are starting already,'' State Department spokesman Philip Crowley said today, fielding questions about the break heard 'round the world. "We await the movie and the dramatization.''

The State Department also didn't divulge the chief diplomat's accident until near midnight, though it happened before dinnertime Wednesday. They wanted to get the story straight, they say.

Clinton is recovering with her family at home today. State suggests that her husband, former President Bill Clinton, who campaigned to make her president last year, is teaching her to write with her left hand.

"Last night... Secretary Clinton was preparing to depart the State Department for a meeting at the White House and fell in the basement as she was walking towards her car, and she suffered a fracture of her right elbow,'' Crowley told reporters today.

She was treated at nearby George Washington University Hospital before heading home late last night, and faces surgery for a "simple'' break in the week ahead.

This precluded an appearance at a world refugee event today with actress Angelina Jolie, and as of now, with President Barack Obama bound for a summit of the Group of Eight industrial nations in Europe next week, the secretary's own schedule is up in the air.

Obama was among the first to call her last night.

Clinton was said to be resting and "working from home'' today. She is quickly getting accustomed to the break - "how well you can text with one arm in a sling,'' Crowley noted.

She fell at about 5 pm Wednesday, State says. She and Holbrooke, specialist for the crisis in Afghanistan and Pakistan now, were together, heading for a meeting at the White House. After the fall, she returned to her office upstairs and it was determined that she'd need to go to the hospital for an X-ray.

"So if this happened at 5:00, why did it take until 12:55 to put out something about it?'' Crowley was asked.

It wasn't quite that late, he said. "She got back to her house at roughly 10:00. She took a call from the president shortly thereafter. I know we started to work on a statement, you know, sometime in the next hour, and put it out as quickly as we could.''
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"Sorry, it wasn't 12:55,'' the reporter said, "it was 11:55.''

"Yes sir,'' Crowley said. " We thought it appropriate to get complete facts before we informed the public and the media.''

Asked about the break, he said, "I don't think it was a severe break, you know, which is why I think, you know, she will have the surgery in the coming days. But how it affects her -- I mean, you all know Hillary Clinton. She's already probably plotting how to get back to the office as quickly as possible. And we're just going to assess this on a day-to-day basis.

"My impression is, it was a fairly simple, straightforward fracture,'' he said. As for the where's and the how's of the fall, he said:"You know, given that the boss fell in the building, I'm sure this actually will be thoroughly investigated.''

It wasn't clear if she had reached the garage when she fell. "Whether it was in the basement -- she was en route to her car -- actually, precisely where it happened, I do not know.''

Clinton, too, is not the first Obama Cabinet secretary to suffer an injury. Defense Secretary Robert Gates is likely to be calling on Clinton soon, Crowley suggested - "to say, 'here's how you dress with one arm.''

Both Clinton's husband and daughter Chelsea returned to Washington last night to be with her.

Crowley said: "I suspect her husband this morning is trying to teach her how to write left-handed.''

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Comments

Sotomayor breaks her ankle. Hillary her elbow. God, do you have anything for Pelosi?


Those Chicago dudes play rough.


Oh, and don't forget Boxer for dressing down a general.


Gee, this makes it sound like she doesn't have any kind of support staff in the state dept. Doesn't she have an adminastrative assistant or something?

BTW, why would Bill and Chelsea go all the way to DC? If it's just a broken elbow?

Who will take up her duites?


God, do you have anything for Pelosi?

Posted by: Harold Reimann | June 18, 2009 3:16 PM


Why I thought you would have some idea on that. It seems you always have some bible verse.......nothing like Jesus sending unfortune and pain to your political enemies huh ol' faithful one. What psalm is...... oh Lord please send misfortune to those who have different ideas than I? I believe it's hypocricy :1


Was putting together my July 4th, 30 anos' + All Star softball team. One Pretty Latina in Right, Hillary in Left, Django in Center (superior speed, range, glove, and desire, outweighs Wingnut-ism). May Hillary have a speedy and amazingly miraculous recovery. Not even Clemente throws anyone out at the plate with a bad elbow.


She tripped while trying to stick her elbow in Holbrooke's ear.


Was that her lamp throwing arm?


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