by the Swamp
Who better to lead us out of the valley of the debate over Barack Obama's birth certificate or Glenn Beck's rantings than Madonna, the 50-year-old pop-star who has started eyes a poppin' with her pumped-up biceps?
Not since Jane Fonda's workout videos has muscle-building gotten so politically correct.
"Madonna has gotten herself some super-scary guns!'' writes Elizabeth Snead, at The Dish Rag -- "scarier than Mickey Rourke's face.''
And the Material Girl's arms are all over the British tabloids.
California governor: Eat your triceps out.
We'll be moving on to weightier fare soon, of course - such as that Bud Light party for the professor and the policeman at the White House tomorrow.
Meanwhile, we needed a little something to clear the palate of Glenn Beck's remarks on FOX & Friends, Michelle Malkin's on Today and all those comments about that "certification of live birth'' from the state of Hawaii.
(Madonna photos:
Above left by Joel Ryan / AP
Right by Film/Magic)
Comments
I'm guessing A-rod shared some of his 'roids with her!
Posted by: Sean P. | July 29, 2009 2:43 PM
From whom Party Gal Bruce gets his inspiration....
"In the basement.
Blogged for the very first time.
In the ba-a-a-a-asement,
I can post here; I'm online..."
Posted by: Kenny Bunkport | July 29, 2009 4:05 PM
Marlene Dietrich did it all before, and better.
Posted by: ornery | July 29, 2009 10:38 PM
"Marlene Dietrich did it all before, and better."
Well 23 skidoo to you my fine fellow! She's dressed to the 9's I must say, ready to burst out into the Lindy-hop or perhaps the Charleston I say, with other hotties and 'flapper girls' of the sporting variety, perhaps she actually drives her own Flivver without regard to public morals! A proper woman would have the vapours at such a proposition, indeed good sir!
Posted by: C.Morris✧ | July 30, 2009 5:20 PM
Who cares!. She's old news. The best thing for all concerned would be for her to return to her adopted country, and give us all a break.
Posted by: Paul | July 30, 2009 5:59 PM
Edna May did it all before, and better.
Posted by: ornery | July 30, 2009 11:26 PM
http://www.templeresearch.eclipse.co.uk/edna_may/em1.htm
Ok ornery, you win! That's the day, and way before mine! We're talking buggy whips now.
But what about Cher?
Posted by: C.Morris✧ | July 31, 2009 9:07 AM
Charo tried to do it all before, and poorly.
http://www.charo.info/video.html
Posted by: TheReamer | July 31, 2009 10:28 AM
Let's all have a beer!
Posted by: ornery | July 31, 2009 1:33 PM
ornery,
A beer party?
With Charo, Cher, Madonna, Marlene and Edna?
You bettcha!!
Posted by: OldCreaky | July 31, 2009 4:39 PM
Edna May did it all before, and better.
Posted by: ornery | July 30, 2009 11:26 PM
Edna May OLIVER?? Now, THERE's an image I can do without!
Posted by: Op109 | July 31, 2009 5:50 PM
I dated the delightful and ladylike Miss Oliver in 1913. Oh it was a torrid and memorable affair! If only the radiator had not boiled over....
Well, enough! I must prepare for tomorrow's liver transplant!
T. Herman Zweibel
Owner and Publisher of The Onion
Posted by: T. Herman Zweibel | July 31, 2009 9:50 PM
Edna May Pettie!
Posted by: ornery | August 1, 2009 10:13 AM
ornery
join us at
http://www.swamppolitics.com/news/politics/blog/2007/10/i_believe_ill_dust_my_broom.html
Posted by: TheLeninSisters | August 1, 2009 4:58 PM