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The Swamp wishes you a Happy Halloween

Posted October 31, 2009 5:45 PM
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The great pumpkin who returns every year at this time.

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Yes, Mark Silva and associate Swampmeisters. In accordance with the theory formulated and advanced by Linus Van Pelt, the most presentable pumpkin patch will be honored in some way, some way not clear to me, by The Great Pumpkin. However, in the year of our Lord, 2009, the Great Pumpkin’s travel activities are now closely monitored by a Great Pumpkin travel permit Czar. The Great Pumpkin has to submit to the Marxists. Django predicts that he won’t show.


Salma Hayek Lite, a pretty Latina, did show in the spirit of the occasion. Black satin dress, Spanish lace, red accessories on dress, gold plated accessories adorning tez de gold, LED illuminated-energy consuming shoes. To plagiarize the Koolaide drinkers ~ mmm, mmm, mmm good. No socialist styled decrees were broken, we can only hope, but the temperature of the World was driven up irreversibly another 0.4 degree Celsius. Another Global Warming atrocity committed by a pretty Latina. Relentless and Totally Without Any Mercy. Mmm, mmm, mmm good.


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