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The Swamp
Chicago Tribune
Posted November 30, 2009 4:55 PM
The Swamp

by Mark Silva

With just 24 online shopping days left before Christmas, Republican National Committee Chairman Michael Steele has opened "the GOP Store,'' an online mart offering "all things Republican.''

There's a white elephant for sale, "Peppermint,'' with a candy cane-striped cap, a GOP T-shirt and a Navy ladies' GOP "hoodie'' - aren't they supposed to be red?

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Contributions will help the party "recruit and elect conservative candidates in 2010 committed to our party's core principles of limited government, lower taxes, a strong national defense and individual freedom,'' Steele explains in an email - and that will mean moving a lot of stuffed elephants at $35 a copy.

The party store's bumper-sticker gallery runneth over with tailgate wisdom such as the statement pictured above and this one: "It's not right or left, it's right or wrong... ''

And buttons, for that certain lapel statement: "Annoy a liberal: Work hard, be happy.''

Or this apocalyptic button: "Visualize no liberals.''

That's the holiday spirit.

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