Sarah Palin's hand: Palm political pilot: The Swamp
The Swamp
Chicago Tribune
Posted February 8, 2010 1:15 PM
The Swamp

by Mark Silva

We're having to hand it to Sarah Palin today, because she really has played her own hand this time.

After telling the National Tea Party convention that it doesn't really need a leader -- while telling the TEA Partiers that they also don't need a "charismatic'' leader who leads from a TelePrompter, a "law professor'' lecturer -- the charismatic, palm-prompted Palin has taken a considerable amount of heat for taking her own cues from the pen-written notes on the inside of her hand.

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It was during a question-and-answer session on stage after her speech to the convention in Nasvhille on Saturday night -- a speech read from a script before her -- that Palin could be seen consulting the palm of her hand for a few prompts of her own.

"Energy.... budget... tax'' and more was scrawled in her hand.

Hands down, one of the priceless political pictures of the season (see the CBS News analysis above, and the AP photo by Ed Reinke here.)

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The Republican Party's 2008 nominee for vice president and former governor of Alaska was offering no back-handed compliments for the president in this appearance, but rather a big thumbs-down for the Obama administration. And indeed in an appearance on FOX News Sunday the next morning Palin was saying that "I would'' consider running for president if it were right for her family and that "it would be absurd'' for her not to consider a candidacy or some other leadership role.

Every politician is known to consult a Palm Pilot from time to time, and who hasn't, for lack of a notepad, scrawled a phone number at the base of the life-line from time to time? (We won't ask anyone to talk about any high-school math tests here.) But the idea of keeping a few issues at one's finger-tips in the course of a public appearance might be more understandable if the issues weren't as basic to the current political debate as "energy.... budget... and tax.''

But a talking point in hand was worth two terms for George W. Bush. And Palin, it appears, knows the issues like the front of her own hand.

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Ok, having 7 words written on the palm of your hand is not at ALL comparable to having your ENTIRE speech scrolling before you, and stumbling through speeches when TelePrompter is not there.


I'm surprised the magnified image didn't say: "Breathe. Wink. Breathe. Blame Obama."


Really Mark? Are you really comparing a teleprompter to a few keywords/thoughts on a hand or even a note card?

A teleprompter where Obama reads the entire speech from, even mispronouncing words such as CORPSMAN, is not the same as having a few keywords written down.

That is a real stretch, even for you Mark, having to defend the failure that is Obama at any cost.


Please double-check your grammar on this sentence:

Energy.... budget... tax'' and more was scrawled in her hand.


What do you expect from a junior-high - school-age-acting DINGBAT????


Mark, there is a HUGE, let me repeat HUGE, difference between reading an entire speech from a TelePrompter and glancing at a some notes during a speech. Really!
I mean really! Are you going to try and make of Palin because she glanced at some notes and liken that to your boob of a president reading EVERYTHING from a TelePrompter?? He uses TelePrompters during presidential press conferences. He used a TelePrompter when giving a few words at a school. He reads from a TelePrompter when ordering dinner for crying out loud!
If you and your increasingly ignored fiends in the media cannot tell the difference between reading from a TelePrompter and glancing at some notes during a speech or even a Q and A, then your fate(s) is/are sealed in the eyes of the American people as a bunch of dimwitted partisans that cannot be trusted one teency weency (or as Obama might say, wee wee) bit on ANYTHING!!


Let's see... on two occasions last week, President Obama appeared before a live (and in at least one case less-than-friendly) audience and engaged in completely unscripted dialog. In both cases, the consensus of those who watched (including some who sparred verbally with him) is that he is very good at spontaneous give-and-take. So, Sarah Palin's claim that Obama "leads from a TelePrompTer" is provably false, and was in fact proven false days before her speech to the teabaggers. So... was she ignorant of this fact? Or do facts simply not matter to her?


Too funny!!
a) she thinks reading from teleprompters (a sript visible in electronic form) are not OK - but reading from a hard-copy script is somehow different ??
b) she needs a telepromter - er - a palm-prompter (note written on her skin) to remind her of 3 current day basic issues?
c) If she can't trust her memory to recall 3 of the most basic current issues - why would anyone trust her to recall - much less deal with - the complex reality of waaaay more than 3 issues faced every day inthe oval office!!!


hmmm, writing on your hand reminding you what to talk about vs. reading a teleprompter to TELL you what to say.

A bit of a difference huh?


Pathetic.


Sarah Palin is totally corrupt.


Let's hear what the die hard Palin lovers say to defend their beloved Sarah........but.. but Hussein uses a teleprompter and says corpse instead of corp and believes there is 57 states.....and and...um, er...um
Sarah for president 2012!!!
I can hear Hannity defend her now.

Thanks John McCain for letting this nut bag, tea drinker loose on the rest of the United States.


Besides the obvious point of needing to remember a few words.....the fact that she thought no one would notice is amazing. Rule #1 If you need a crib sheet to talk....don't raise your hand.


Mark you really ought to have your hand slapped for having written such a punishing piece.


Go, Sarah! Palin for President! The Tea Party needs her type of vision and leadership.


Why is this considered news? Many speakers go mostly extemporaneous on speeches and use index card or write on their hands. This is no different.


Palin is the left's way to divert attention from the real issue -- the accerlating decline of Obama. Independent voters now see Obama in a negative light by a nearly 2-1 margin, according to a new Marist survey out today, while almost half of voters say he has failed to meet their expectations.
The poll showed just 44 percent of registered voters approving of Obama's job as president. 47 percent disapprove. But among indie voters, Obama's approval rating sits at a terrible 29%, while his disapproval rating is at 57 percent. Obama's 44 percent job approval rating is the lowest he has scored in any non-internet poll since moving into the WH, according to a review of data compiled by Pollster.com. So while The Swamp and other media outlets continue to try and play up Palin, the public clearly reamins firmly focused on Obama's failure.


The Republican Party would be insane to nominate this character. Seriously? Notes on her hand? It's laughable.
No less laughable than Mark Silva's reporting, but laughable nonetheless.


So, on top of being out of touch with modern-technology, she's low-rent too. No surprises there. She's not even qualified to be a grade school teacher, much less the leader of anything beyond her household (which she doesn't appear to be all that effective at either).

What's sad is that so many people are apparently so simple-minded that they go to this woman like flies to dung. The only function this woman serves is to turn our political system into an even bigger idiots' game than she, and those like her, already have done.


HAHAHA!


And this is the Republican idiot who's still pushing the "Obama uses a telepromter" meme?


HAHAHA! Palin is the PERFECT leader for the low IQ Teabagger (ordinary Republican voters) crowd!



There is a huge difference between Obama reading all of his statements verbatim from a teleprompter and Palin's having several words on her palm as reminders for general topics to be covered. It is painful to listen to Obama give a speech without his teleprompter because he struggles to find the right words to use. There are plenty of hesitant "uh's' in those speeches. It makes me wonder if he is capable of uttering any valid thoughts and ideas on his own.


What kind of an idiot beyond 5th grade actually writes notes on their hand? Oh I know--one who the tea bagger sheep will follow--right off the cliff.


What a hypocrite. Stuff like this is priceless, and this is why I really hope that nitwit heads the GOP ticket in 2012. There will be no end of amusing goof-ups, contradictions, inconsistencies, etc., to keep us all in stitches for a long time. And Tina Fey will be able to get more mileage out of her spot-on impersonation. Run, Sarah, run! :)


On Faux "News" Sunday Palin's hand read: "Kiss Rush Limbaugh's Butt".


Because that's what she proceeded to do on camera.


SNL will have fun with this.


So she has a few words written on her hand and that is the equivalent of an entire speech and talking points on a teleprompter? Nice try floudering neo-commies.


Wow... it's like she is still in third grade and cheating on her phys ed test.


Equating having a few inked bullet points to reading off of dueling teleprompters? Hardly worth the "Hands down, one of the priceless political pictures of the season " hyperbole.


Ooooh, look how edgy we are!


Did anyone see the SNL spoof of Rahm Emanuel?


"And when are you (Palin) going to apologize to me you *%#! harpie!? For saying that my brother was starting death panels! ... And you came after me on Facebook? What are you, %*#@ 14?


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http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/02/07/snl-takes-on-rahm-emanuel_n_452596.html
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If anyone had any doubts before, they can not possible back Palin for ANYTHING now. She couldn't remember three simple words but she wants to be President of the United States???? Unreal - from the absolute bottom of the barrell.


Notes scrawled on hand, a.k.a. Redneck TelePrompTer


With her "fists" raised while decrying the telepromter, and her issues firmly in her "grasp", she leads the fight against "extremities". This time she won't let the presidency slip from her "paws". Power to the "Phalanges"!


She's a walking, talking, living, breathing continuous joke. And ANYONE, that's right ANYONE who actually gives this woman any amount of credibility is indeed just as misinformed and dillusional as she is.


Teleprompters are just a tool, the same as notes on your hand, former mid term Gov


Breaking News...John Murtha just died.


Ok...let's get back to talking about this really important topic of what Sarah Palin has written on her hand.


DOPES!


Gives new meaning to "talk to the hand."

I wonder if her other hand had "give speech" written on it.


That was the only way she got through high school. Might as well stick with what works, I guess.


TeaBaggers Unite!


This is the same right wing nutbag who had previously mocked President Obama for his use of a teleprompter!


Who gives a speech without the text in front of them or at least notes or an outline? If your speech is going to be good and of substance, nobody.


Teabagger Queen Sarah can't do it, but she isnt going to use the prompter either. She writes the notes on her hands......and then gets caught!


This type of hypocrisy is relatively meaningless yet represents something more. It represents her entire phony persona and any type of campaign for higher office she would run. I hope the far right of this country gets their act together and stops allowing this woman to be in places, they consider, prominent.



This proves absitively, posolutly, that she is not illiterate. Not great short-term memory, but she did have a back-up system.


DO NOTES ON THE HAND BEAT KING OF THE TELEPROMTER MAOBAMA? JUST WONDERED . . .


WOW LISTEN TO YOU RIGHTIE LOONS: BEAT THAT DRUM!!!!


Posted by: Bobby Mobbie | February 2, 2010 11:01 PM


Because having some notes and using a teleprompter for every single speech really compare....


If you listen to Palin long enough you can actually feel yourself getting dimmer by the minute, like a dying light bulb.


Maybe the TeaBaggers should change their name to the Christian 'Flange-ist'
Party??


This is just another example of the librul eleetist media attacking a good patriotic American. it's not the same thing at all as when b hussein uses a telepromter because Sarah Palin is a good decent patriotic american who beleives in Jesus and the other guy is a democrat. Sarah Palin is the next president get used to it!


LMAO!!!

People, please don't consider this woman to be a Presidential Contender. You will force me to ask Canada to move the border south....


Was it necessary to have 50 bad hand puns in this?


On the brighter side, we now know the answer to Katie's question on what does she read. It's her hand!


It's really not such a bad thing as long as she doesn't get sweaty palms or runs into Bob Dole and has to shake his hand before a presidential debate.

Mean and nasty? Sure. I'm a Republican.


She's too lazy to run for president. Its so much easier to make stuff up and not be accountable.


Oh dear, Palin has GOT to go away....

Sarah Palin/Fabio 2012!


Run, Sarah, Run and please, oh please, don't quit this time. Maybe you can convince " Crash " McCain to be your running-mate. Now, there is a whining ticket !!
SUPPORT OUR TROOPS, BRING THEM HOME, ALIVE AND WHOLE. NOW.


Because reading every speech off a teleprompter is exactly the same as having 5 words on a hand-written note.


As for what Palin actually wrote on her hand:


Energy
Budget tax cuts
Lift American Spirits


There's an important lesson to be learned here and it is this - Now we know that Republicans also suck at haiku.



What's the big deal using a couple of words for reminder notes. If you noticed, the chosen one can not have a coherent thought if it is not on a telepromter.


So we read a speech written on paper versus a Teleprompter and we complain about the guy reading the Teleprompter. Duh! As far as writing on her palm, you have to hand it to Sarah, she had a good grip on what she was going to say.


I would love sometime to see a copy of the speech as written to compare it to the convoluted sentences, if they can be called that, which come out of her mouth. I find it very difficult to follow what she says due to the rambling nature of her verbal style.


Great issues Sarah. Energy costs are still harming the American people particularly those in the middle to lower class. Gas remains stuck at $3.00 per gallon still very high considering crude oil prices on the futures market. Taxes still high on everything as well. Business too. They just pass it onto the consumer which means we pay for it as well. And lift the spirits of the American people---that's going to be tough since we are getting rammed with a huge deficit, lower valued dollar, healthcare, etc... But thanks for thinking of us.


How does this pass for unbiased journalism? Why is there no corresponding article about Obama taking his teleprompter into a conference room with a dozen other people, or a sixth grade classroom?


So she's either a hypocrite or a Luddite.


sarah palin is what s best for the dems


Tragically, this won't at all sway her worshipers. Whether or not she actually has a clue about anything is irrelevant to them, because they support her for a different reason. She validates their values.

Too bad those values are horsepoop.


It appears that on her palm notes that Governor Palin scratched out "budget" and replaced it with "tax" so she could focus on tax cuts as a talking point, which are far more popular to an audience than budget cuts. The harsh reality is that there is no way to balance the federal budget by just eliminating waste, fraud and inefficiency. Several months ago Governor Palin lambasted President O'Bama regarding his plans for socialized health care and the prospect of "death panels". Well, we already provide socialized health care for the most costly segments of society - the elderly, disabled and the poor. Right now over 23% of all federal spending is for Medicare and Medicaid, and this percentage continues to grow faster than all other government programs. Even though federal health care spending has been a problem for years, politicians of both parties have continued to ignore this problem. In fact, instead of cutting spending, they did the exact opposite - President George W. Bush and a large number of Republicans in Congress passed the largest expansion of entitlement spending since Lyndon Johnson, the Medicare Prescription Drug Act, which now threatens the financial health of our nation. Bottom line - Governor Palin and the Republicans are just as guilty for the growth of welfare state of the Democrats. If people seriously want smaller government, the Republicans are not the solution, but are part of the problem. Time to consider a third party, of which the Libertarian Party may offer the best solution to reducing the size and responsibility of government.


Please, Please, Please run for GOP office. If those folks are too blind to stop this bimbo from running than she deserves to help Tina Fey with new material. "Vote for me - I'm a Quitter!" will be here slogan! (I can see my hand from all the way over here) LOL


Nothing wrong with notes. Even ones that are written on the palm of one's hand. It enables the speaker to ensure that he does not skip anything he wants to say. What is wrong is that Obama the Unqualified needs a prompter to know exactly what to say. Without one, Obama is a complete idiot!


What a loser. This woman just keeps getting worse. I can't wait to see Obama trounce her in 2012.


Mark, notes on the palm of your hand is significantly different than using a TelePrompTer and you know it. Focus on the real issues. Lay off on Sarah Palin, she's not a candidate yet. When she is, she's fair game, but not until she announces her candidacy.


Sarah Palin - the gift that keeps on giving.....to Democrats.


John D,

So what you're saying is that George Bush memorized every speech?

You're such an idiot. Even before the technology of teleprompters, presidents and others used note cards, paper, cue cards, etc. To read a "speech".

She couldn't even just remember her talking points. What a moron you conservatives have chosen for a leader.


Apparently Palin missed it last week when Pres Obama ate the House Republicans lunch, off script, with out a teleprompter.


GOP Dismayed by Obama’s Strong Performance, Say it Was a ‘Mistake’ to Let Cameras Roll:


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Yes, there's a difference between reading from a TelePrompTer and scribbling notes on your hand. But for those of you who read the article, you'll note that Palin knocked the president for reading from a TelePrompTer while she was reading from a script. Now let's hear the tea party whackos tell us the difference between the two. The real issue is that Palin is such a moron that she has to write the key issues of the day on her hand, for fear of going off on a tangent about the "real" America or whatever else, you know, I think, well, I mean, people know what's really goin' on here, oh, sure, you betcha...


So what is the big deal? We already know this woman is a liar and a hypocrite. People who defend her know that too. They just don't care.


"If you noticed, the chosen one can not have a coherent thought if it is not on a telepromter."

As when he was schooling the Republicans at their retreat a couple weeks ago? Dream on, bozo.


Right...simple written comments are the same thing as a timed, scripted oration. Did anyone ever listen to obama during a speech when his telepromter was having technical problems?


Palin didn't just have a few notes scribbled on her hand. Read the part next to the picture -- not difficult to find. It says, "-- a speech read from a script before her --" So while she was bashing President Obama for using a TelePrompTer, she was reading her speech (word for word) from a printed script in front of her. Quite the hypocrite.


I LOVE IT!


REPUBLICANS GET TICKED OFF WHEN ANYTHING PALIN DOES GETS REPORTED ON AND YET THEY STILL INVITE HER TO BE THE FEATURED SPEAKER AT THEIR TEABAGGER RALLIES!


Here's a tip for our Wingnut friends out there - If you don't want us to laugh at your leaders (Palin), THEN ELECT BETTER LEADERS!



Mark, notes on the palm of your hand is significantly different than using a TelePrompTer and you know it.
Posted by: b | February 8, 2010 4:37 PM

Kinda like the difference between a name tag and your name written on the inside of your underwear.


In both HS & College speech courses, we learned to use noted keywords to recall specific points we wanted to make. Usually these were to be written on index cards. We were not allowed to have our whole speech written in front of us, because the instructors did not want us to just stand there reading it. While writing notes on her hand may not have been the best means of going about this practice, it isn't as horrible as is being made out. Nor is reading from the TelePrompTer (though one should know how to pronounce the words beforehand). Everyone needs to step back & take a deep breath.


This silly woman is incapable of remembering four key points she wished to address - and you silly Republitards want her to rule the most powerful country on Earth ?

BWAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA !


Wow, Sarah Palin really bugs Swamp and so many of its opinion-givers. Is that insecurity, envy, jealousy or just plain old-fashioned left wing knee jerk reactions? At any rate, it's fun to watch the squeals anytime she speaks. Without a TelePrompter.


It wasn't only her handprompter, it was a complete speech that she read from. Nobody is defending Obama, but simply pointing out the same rules should be applied to Palin.

And for what it's worth, Obama had no teleprompter when he went toe to toe with the GOP, although due to Faux News cutting away when it was apparent he was having his way with them, I wouldn't expect many of the blind sheep to know about it.

However, after juicing the tea baggers for $115k, you'd think she would have been better prepared.


So the funny part is this is Obama's mortal enemy. He is so poor at giving speaches that have not been written, in detail for him, so poor with policy, so poor with going back on his own words that they compare him to Palin. He has been so good at his job the media spends their time comparing him to Palin. If Obama was any sharper then her no one would waste their time but he has proven that he is simply a politician with no real insight, no leadership skills what so ever and no ability to raise his status above Palin's. If he was compatant no one would even pay attention to her noise.


Who wouldn't want a tele-prompter for an entire speech. The difference here is that Palin needed to write down here "core beliefs" on her hand. How many of you need to right down what you believe in on your freaking hand?


"But if they feel that they've been taxed enough already and that they make us a commitment that they are going to do something about it and if they just believe in that constitutional limited government that the federal government has got to start abiding by, a lot of the things that perhaps the details, the things on the periphery that perhaps I wouldn't agree with every single aspect of their agenda that they would like to implement, they have got the basics down, I think it would be wise for us to be supportive."
----------------Caribou Barbie


I think words written on your hand vs. an entire speech are like comparing apples and oranges. However, with how our media is obsessed with Palin, it doesn't surprise me. If you really want her to go away, stop reporting these ridiculous stories.


What's the big deal? Someone told her to put her notes on her Palm Pilot, so she did...


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Mark, notes on the palm of your hand is significantly different than using a TelePrompTer and you know it. Lay off on Sarah Palin,

Posted by: b | February 8, 2010 4:37 PM
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Talking Bumper Sticker,


You mean like the time last week when Pres Obama destroyed the House Republicans without any notes?


Face it Wingnuts, your "Obama needs a teleprompter" talking point is DOA.


Maybe one of you idiots should remind Bible Spice Sarah of that?



Say, Mark Silva, I seem to have missed your critique of Obama when he said, "Corpse-man."
Oh, you didn't write about that?
Hmmm.


Patrick: IN YOUR DREAMS she'll be president!!!


Darkwater: I'd LOVE to see your dingbat answer questions in front of a room full of Democrats the way the president did!!!


Please run in 2012 Sarah...I can't wait to see how you perform in Iowa, where moderate conservatives believe in gay marriage.

Palin uses note cards and hard copy to read her speeches verbatim. She has proven she is as bad, or worse, than Obama when going off the cuff (which is hard for anyone when you've been coached and prepped for certain questions and then get different ones). I equate her anti-teleprompter stance as being a technophobe.


Only a moron needs a teleprompter to speak to elementary students, yet that is unreported here. Of course, a one second shot of Bush holding a book handed to him upside down, or 7 words on someone's hand is equivalent only if you are completely biased and making excuses. How many "uh's" did she utter? Compare that to the incredibly intelligent president. Please. Get some balance and stop with the Sarah bashing for the sake of it.


Did any of Sarah's lamebrained followers even read the paragraph that stated she was reading her speech from a script? It wasn't just a few notes on her palm, she READ FROM A SCRIPT! How is that ANY different from a teleprompter?


Last weekends "Beer Hall Putsch" held in Nashville should be scary to anyone that cherishes democracy! Democracy isn't ruled by ideologues! If your views and thoughts aren't popular with the majority of people then it isn't anyone's mission, or should be to jam it down our throats! These people want a totalitarian system with them in charge. The old saying that "All are equal only some are more equal than others."


Pres. Obama uses a teleprompter to deliver his points more effictvely. Sarah Palin has to write "notes" on her hand so that she can remember what to talk about.

For those who say that Obama is useless without a teleprompter, I'd suggest you watch his Q/A with Republicans last week. You'd never see GWB spend over an hour on a Q/A with democrats.


Palin represents the dumber than a bag of rocks Teabagger Republican base perfectly.


Here's the conclusion from a new poll which studies the mind of the average Republican simpleton in America.


Between 20% and 50% of the Republican party is either insane or mind-numbingly stupid, and Washington Post blogger Ezra Klein hints that the results show "a substantial portion of the Republican base is completely divorced from reality.


I'm Shocked!.....not.
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http://voices.washingtonpost.com/ezra-klein/2010/02/what_republicans_believe_about.html
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Sarah Palin... Palmist ..... Yikes


She wrote notes on her hand. This is what has everyones shorts in a knot? This is what ruffles some of your feathers? Honestly, THIS????

They all use notes, speech writers, and teleprompters. Some "load" the galleries with their own supporters with questions they already know in advance.

I don't think most people have a clue what goes on behind the scenes while they prepare for these events.

After all these years are people still stupid enough to think any of them come to these events unprepared?

Government loves nothing more than it's citizens to be morons, and there sure isn't any shortage of those from what I've read here.


Nothing brings out the leftwing commenters like a good Sarah Palin story.

Keep up the comments, lefties. It will take your mind off the loser in the WH who
needed a TelePrompTer to talk to middle schoolers.


CRITICISM IS CHEAP. DO YOU FEEL THREATENED BY HER? You should read what you have written your english is redneck. Takes one to recognize talent.

If anyone had any doubts before, they can not possible back Palin for ANYTHING now. She couldn't remember three simple words but she wants to be President of the United States???? Unreal - from the absolute bottom of the barrell.
Posted by: Jimmy | February 8, 2010 2:45 PM


Palin gave an extemporaneous 40 minute speech on a number of complex issues where everyone understood what she was talking about, delivered w/o a teleprompter- and we are talking about 6 words on her hand?

Obama - on the other hand (pun intended) has delivered, lectured and pontificated to us countless times, using tens of thousands of words in the last year on one subject- Health Care-including a nationally televised, staged, and completely scripted speech to a joint session of congress...he had been given an hour of network TV time to sell his nonsense plan.... and now, despite all of this, we are to believe that his only fault is that he didn't communicate clearly enough, that we are all too stupid and dull to have understood the lecture from the professor in chief?

Obama’s team should disconnect the teleprompter, and write 6 words on Obama's right hand- "We are a free market economy" and 3 words on the left "Get over yourself"

I have no idea what Palin's political future is- but when it comes to issues that effect regular people...hands down..(intended) Obama is half the communicator Palin is...Obama supporters, in their deepest darkest hours know this, which explains all of the anger directed at her.


She's the worst kind of hypocrite. It's okay for her to jammer on about nothing for hours (and she still needs notes for speeches that have little to no content), it's okay for her and Limbaugh to use "retarded." Come on - this one trick pony is only being talked about (still) because the media sees $$ in promoting her ineptitude and ignorance.


Someone was asking about our posting on the corpsman. Here it is:

http://www.swamppolitics.com/news/politics/blog/2010/02/corpsman_up_teleprompter_down.html


And they say Fox News pushes Republican Talkings Points?

Every news organization in America has this DNC talking point somewhere on their page.

Mailed directly from Rahm himself no doubt.

Go forth and carry the water...


Funny how the Palin supporters managed to miss the fact that Palin READ HER SPEECH TO THE TEABAGGERS.. Yes, she had the written script in front of her, and READ it. But I suppose reading a speech is different from reading a speech . . er . . . uh. . . OH! right. . . .reading a speech from PAPER on the lecturn is different from reading a speech from a teleprompter. . . . . because reading from a teleprompter indicates comfort with modern technology, while reading from paper is . . .. different . . how????


It will take your mind off the loser in the WH who
needed a TelePrompTer to talk to middle schoolers.

Posted by: BigCat | February 8, 2010 5:44 PM

I guess you heard that speech at the middle school in class. Oh you didn't? Then I guess it wasn't just for Middle schoolers huh?


I'll bet this is how she got through those 87 colleges she attended before receiving a degree. Using notes, cards, a speech triple spaced, and teleprompters have all be used by a wide variety of people, including the presidents. I have NEVER heard or seen one with crib notes on their hand. Sarah please please do run!! You would do the Democrats a huge favor.


all of you who are criticizing President Obama for using a teleprompter as if suggesting he cannot think without it obviously didnt see him address House Republicans at their retreat in Baltimore. He took questions from the hostile and partisan group and without notes or a teleprompter. Neither Sarah Palin or president GW Bush could have done that without embarrasing themselves!!!



Palin has palm notes
Prompts for issues to discuss
Lacks information


(thanks to Kendra's post, for inspiration!)


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Palin gave an extemporaneous 40 minute speech on a number of complex issues where everyone understood what she was talking about, delivered w/o a teleprompter- and we are talking about 6 words on her hand?
Posted by: heartburn | February 8, 2010 5:52 PM
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Yeah, except for the part in this article where it said: "Palin Used Notes"!
Not that there's anything wrong with that, but if you're going to be stupid enough to cry about someone else (Pres Obama) then maybe you (Palin) should try walking the walk yourself, and do your speech completely from memory.


And how about Palin's "Q & A" session with the Teabagger rubes? - SHE NEEDED TO WRITE NOTES ON HER HAND FOR THAT?!?! Hahaha!!


Try again, Biff.



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Every news organization in America has this DNC talking point somewhere on their page. Mailed directly from Rahm himself no doubt.Go forth and carry the water...

Posted by: Ralphybouy | February 8, 2010 6:07 PM
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If the media is really nothing more than DNC talking points then why do all of the Right Wing stooges always get their panties in a knot in opposition everytime the Fairness Doctrine comes up for discussion?


Quit burying your head in Fixed News Channel and Druggy Rush and join the rest of us out here in the real world, you moron.



SARAH . . . PALIN . . . BOO . . . THAT BRINGS ALL THE BIGOTED, RACIST LEFT-WING TROLLS OUT FROM UNDER THEIR ROCKS.

LIMBAUGH . . . BECK . . .BOO!


Posted by: Bobby Mobbie | February 8, 2010 6:48 PM


Great post. Now address the issue.....................at Hand!


You should have seen the notes on her other hand -- "REMEMBER NOT TO QUIT HALFWAY THROUGH LIKE YOU USUALLY DO"


Aww come on! Is there REALLY a right and wrong? NO. Simply personal preference. But looking at it that way doesn’t get people all stirred up.


Boy... I guess those hands are starting to speak. Hmmmmm, I wonder what would they have to say about those things that are not visibly written!

For this one I would call her "The MANOTAS" (bighand) polilady. She is something else!

Let me guess, next time she will do something with her feet.

Manotas is making the American people look like if they did not have anyone else smarter to bring to the political arena.


What I find amusing is how the liberal mainstream media is going ape over Palin writing a few words on her hand. But, overlooking Pres. Obama's repeated foul ups when using a Teleprompter. Four times now he has called corpsmen, corpsemen. And the liberal media keeps wondering why they are losing money. This story just about tells you how they are losing money if you can read between the lines.


in regard to the post by " b " at about 4:37pm :
once someone is out there voluntarily presenting their political views in a public forum, that person has, by her own actions, become "fair game" for comment by news media, commentators, commedians, etc.
.
You can't act as a public figure - and still expect to be treated as a "private citizen" immune from public comment.


I can't believe people are defending this idiot! Man, she makes George W seem like a Rhodes Scholar! For her to criticize our current president when she can't do anything off script is ridiculous. She is a joke, but unfortunately she'll probably be president and finish the Armageddon that Bush tried to start. Is it possible for the Antichrist to be a woman?


"Name-calling by anyone, I teach this to my children and you teach it to your children and grandchildren, too. Name calling by anyone is just unnecessary.

Again, name-calling, using language that is insensitive, by anyone, male, female, Republican, Democrat, is unnecessary. It’s inappropriate. Let’s all just grow up."

Sarah Palin

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So all you Palin worshippers, you better start apologizing for all the insults here, since your hero obviously disapproves of that sort of behavior.

On the other hand, she did also say in that interview

"They are kooks. I agree with Rush Limbaugh."

So I guess caribou barbie is also a flaming hypocrite.


How about the news media start asking the hard questions of our current adminstration, not all this garbage of hand notes or telepromter baloney!!!!


Hand written notes for a speech is perfectly acceptable. It's not comparable to reading line by line your speech and if you can't tell the difference you might be stupid! Okay, you are stupid.

And doesn't it bother you that obama never, never looks you in the eye? Can't even speak to elementary school kids without the teleprompter! HAHA

And you are all full of crap if you think that if obama was a republican using the teleprompter that it would be acceptable. LIARS!


Alternative caption:

"Talk to the hand, Sarah baby. Talk to the hand."

And no, Dems are not "threatened" by this know-nothing boob.


Actually , she's lucky H. L. Mencken isn't still on the scene and writing.

She probably couldn't even read a speech from a telePrompTer, let alone write one herself.


She is a textbook DSM-IV case of Histrionic Personality Disorder.


Particularly the marker for vague, rambling speech lacking in detail.


And if she keeps on attacking Barack, I'll think of some things to say about her that are not polite.


Why doesn't anyone mention the live debate between President Obama and the Republicans that recently took place?

There was no teleprompter and he mopped the floor with them.

Who was her favorite founding father again? Oh, that's right, "All of them."

Seriously?


I apologize Mark. You DID write about Obama's "corpse-man" gaffe.

Thanks for posting the link. Readers should compare the tone and apologetics involved.


Who is this "Bobby Mobbie" person and why does he/she keep yelling at everyone?


I used to think that all of the bad press the Tea Party people got was not accurate, but after reading some of their posts on here (Bobby Mobbie etc) I'm now conviced that the reports were accurate - the Tea Partiers/Republicans are nothing more than a bunch of hateful idiots.



only one person will prevent sarah from winning the white house, that's sarah herself and her magic hand!


"It was during a question-and-answer session on stage after her speech to the convention in Nasvhille on Saturday night -- a speech read from a script before her -- that Palin could be seen consulting the palm of her hand for a few prompts of her own. "

Duh. Isn't a script a "Teleprompter on paper"?


I think this post needs to be bumped.....and bumped....and bumped, until everyone can read it;

"all of you who are criticizing President Obama for using a teleprompter as if suggesting he cannot think without it obviously didnt see him address House Republicans at their retreat in Baltimore. He took questions from the hostile and partisan group and without notes or a teleprompter. Neither Sarah Palin or president GW Bush could have done that without embarrasing themselves!!!


Posted by: Todd Yates"


My God, McCain! What have you unleashed upon the Earth?


The 1st President to use a teleprompter was Ike, and every President since has done the same. Apparently, Ronald Reagan preferred to use one over index cards, while Dubya was just the opposite.


"Ok, having 7 words written on the palm of your hand is not at ALL comparable to having your ENTIRE speech scrolling before you, and stumbling through speeches when TelePrompter is not there.

Posted by: KateJ"

Kate you are right and wrong. No politician is expected to memorize a speech. Teleprompters are used by anyone/everyone giving a long speech to insure they make all the points planned.

However, no politician should have to have "palm notes" on the major issues/topics the country is facing. This is evidence that Palin doesn't have a clue about what the issues for the country are. Budget? Taxes? Why in the world would she NEED to write these down? Maybe because she's clueless!


Geez what a bunch of idiots really!!!! She has been more eloquent in just a few sentences than the messiah. And I might add far more real of a person. Would much rather have a person who makes mistakes and realizes it that a person who BLAMES everyone else.


Remember her debate with Joe Biden where she sounded like a 9th grader giving a book report? Is anyone surprised that she writes notes on her hand like a 9th grader? OMG. "Energy" "Budget" Tax" You cannot make this stuff up!!!! Please, Sarah, Please run for president......we're begging you!


mark burbee,
Riddle me this:
Would you rather have a beer with Bush or Kerry?


If President Obama scribbled notes on the palm of his hand & used it to guide his speech, the very defenders of Palin's use of paln notes would be blasting him to no end. Any wonder why McCain's campaign advisers were furious with Palin when they claimed she would not follow their advice? Once again, Palin proves why she is her own worst enemy & will sink any 2012 chances if she decides to run.


Sarah Palin is an idiot. She is incapable of running anything. She had to quit her job as Governor of Alaska before she was indicted. Her husband was apparently running much of the state behind her back. Her daughter got knocked up by some yahoo while she was in charge of her and the state.

She parades her retarded child around like some accomplishment to be lauded and attempts to use the child for political gain.

She is pitiful and pathetic.


Don't malign writing on your hand, especially last-minute details. Case in point: Obama was quoting a story where one of his martyrs opted to don an Obama t-shirt in her casket after she died of breast cancer. Unfortunately, Teleprompter couldn't be updated in time and Captain Wonderful couldn't be bothered to mention her name. If he had just scribbled her name on his hand, he could have avoided a faux pas.
http://iowntheworld.com/blog/?p=16581&cpage=1


These Teabagger rubes are hilarious. They aren't members of a "movement", they're just to stupid to realize it.


The Teabaggers (ordinary Republican voters) are nothing more than corporate sponsored puppet sticks.


"They" wouldn't exist if it were not for Freedom Works Lobbying Corporation and Fox.


If Republicans ever get back into power, what's left of the Teabaggers will get thrown under the bus so fast that they won't know what hit them.



Just when I think I should re-subscribe to the paper, "news" like this makes a splash. Uhm, no.


Um, I'd say there is a slight difference between jotting down a few notes for a one hour speech and reading your entire speech off of your teleprompter...including in front of a 6th grade class.

I often use notes for presentations, whether on note cards, paper, other materials.

By the way, she had another note written on her hand yesterday in Texas. Did ya see it? Oh look, it wasn't reported here. That's odd.

Palin certainly does get some Dems all riled up. It is very entertaining.


Please don't say anything bad about Sarah or she going to quit the tea party.


Sarah Palin is ambidextrous, but used up her entire vocabulary on one hand.


The sheer obsession the lunatic-left has with every trivial and innocuous thing Palin does proves how absolutely pathetic and deranged they are.

The hysteria over this non-issue is beyond absurd and the lunatic-left is in a free-fall of self-parody.

Now, if we can only get a Harvard graduate to learn how to pronounce corpsman. Maybe the puppet-masters should have Obama's teleprompter dependent speeches phonetically written.


Obama used two teleprompters to talk to a grade school class. That is the ultimate in stupid. Having a few notes on the subject of your speech is not comparable to being the Manchurian candidate.


You're absolutely right, KateJ! Obama can't give a 2 minute speech without a teleprompter. Why does he even show up for speeches? Why not just give us a recording? And Palin writes a few important talking points to remember on her hand and she's bad. What is WITH people!?!?


Sarah Palin isn't stupid, its the minions of followers and worshipers who are STOOOOPID!


Hey, Palin Acolytes. I'll see your "corpsman" and raise you with Palin's "lacksadaisical." Yeah, she said it to Chris Wallace. Look up the proper spelling.

See what a stupid game this is? I don't blame her for a simple mispronunciation. Who cares if she accidentally said "Alaska" when she meant "America"?

But it is hilarious that she mocked the president for using a TelePrompTer when she used one to read her "I quit but I'm not quitting speech" last July. (You can clearly see it on the Anchorage Daily News website for July 3, 2009.)

She wrote that speech out first, and it STILL made no sense.

So if she needed to write down the three most important things she'd do as president because they're too complicated to remember, fine.

But really, she should have used a TelePrompTer on Saturday. She did a crappy job of reading her script.

Or, for $100,000 she could have spent a little time memorizing her speech. Since most of it was recycled hash from her Facebook page, it couldn't have been that hard.


Obama used two teleprompters to talk to a grade school class. That is the ultimate in stupid. Having a few notes on the subject of your speech is not comparable to being the Manchurian candidate.

Posted by: aporte | February 8, 2010 9:53 PM

Was that your class he was talking to? Maybe it wasn't just that class huh? Did you check the kids hands to see if they had anything written on them...you know how kids are. By the way...when was the last time you wrote on your hands?


This is hysterical. The Republicans try to discredit President Obama from using a teleprompter? Seriously? GW Bush couldn't talk WITH a teleprompter, let alone without a prepared speech. Presidents have used teleprompters for some time now. Is reading a script from paper better than a teleprompter now? Geez!


For all his "eloquence", has BO ever said anything memorable?


I thought I'd seen it all. Anyone who heard or watched President Obama take questions from Republican leaders had to recognize that the man is bright, can think on his feet, is articulate and has a good grasp of the issues. In other words, he's just the opposite of that lost son he replaced in the Oval office.
How anyone could suggest that it is not unusual, in fact incredible, that Sarah P., who pretends to be Presidential material, would have to write such basic talking points as "tax cuts" on her palm, the catch-all Republican response to everything from plagues to invasion, in order to remember them, is positively stunning to me.
Even more remarkable is that morons like John D. don't see the irony in all this nonsense, nor recognize that this woman is way, way, way out of her league. Are you people for real?


And let's not forget the Vice President, Joe Plagiarism, I mean Biden. Sarah writes a few words on her hand to remind of her of a few things. Any of you liberal idiots ever give a 45 min. speech without any notes or "cheat sheets?" And we see what an illiterate fool Obama the "Harvard educated annointed one is" when someone takes away his cheat sheet or does tell him that a CORPSEman is probably someone who takes care of dead bodies while a COPRman treats wounded soldiers.

Obama is going to be a lousy one-term president who takes Jimmy Carter off the hook for being the worst president ever.


After this latest FAIL from Sister Sarah, I only have one thing left to say to all the Republican Teabaggers out there:


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
.



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Any of you liberal idiots ever give a 45 min. speech without any notes or "cheat sheets?"
Posted by: NAVYFLYER09 | February 8, 2010 11:27 PM
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No, that's why anyone with half a brain would use a TELEPROMPTER!


Try again, Tinkerbell



Love how them conservative blogs are exploding. Excuses, excuses. The empress has no cheap clothes. She spent so much money on her hair that she could not afford a teleprompter. But if she knows the questions beforehand as it appeared, why can't she memorize those answers? John McCain and Rick Warren. McCain knew what to say. Oh wait. McCain cheated too.


President Obama is an eloquent and inspiring speaker. He was a professor of Constitutional Law and is extremely knowledgeable. There is really no comparison needed here.


Someone asked why we didn't pay any attention to the speech itself that Palin gave in Nashville. We did, Saturday night. If you missed it:

http://www.swamppolitics.com/news/politics/blog/2010/02/palins_tea_party_ready_for_rev.html


People are spending time on Palin because she has supporters and just recently told Fox News that it would be absurd for her not to think about running for President. The only problem with that is that I find her to be utterly absurd.


Maybe Obama should write corpsman on his hand the next time it's going to be on the Teleprompter. Because so far the four times he has read it off the Teleprompter he has called them corpsemen. I know he's not a Republican so he gets a pass on showing ignorance and disrespect to a brave military profession.


7 words. Oh boy! What a tragedy! Obreshnev can't even address school kids without his teleprompter.


Posted by: RickyBobbie Mobbie | February 8, 2010 9:11 PM

RMB,
Oh, they are a 'movement' alright, , , , of sorts.


That she wrote words on her hand is one thing. The fact that these are the exact same words she's been blathering on about for the last year and a half is something else. How can she not remember these Republican talking-point buzz words without resorting to high-school-level "cheater" behavior?? I can't believe this woman (and her die-hard doters) thinks she's a viable presidential candidate, or that she ever was.


Actually, she just mistook what her handlers told her to do.

"No Sarah, we said use a "Palm Pilot", not your Plam."

Sarah: "What's a Palm Pilot?"


Pugbots, it's not the fact that she used notes; It's that fact that the hypocrite bashes Obama for the same thing. It's not the fact that she used notes; It's the fact that she wrote them on her hand like a grade-schooler. It's not the fact that she used notes; It's the simple talking points that she wrote. It's not the fact that she voiced her opinion about eliminating politcal pot shots; it's the fact that nearly in the next sentence the hypocrite tries to smear the dems.

Obviously you dolts have never listened to one of her cheerleeder pep-rallys.....you don't hear figures or statistics (things that are good for notes), you here rah rah bullshit. Bush would have GREATLY benefited from more use of his telleprompter.

Palin supporters, tea-baggers, libertarians, and other pugs are the exact reason that the rest of the civilized world laughs at America. You are all in the midst of watching history take place....the latest world superpower to fail and fall.


She...is...so...appallingly ...stupid. But then, so are her followers.


Obama gets trashed for using a teleprompter, yet walks into the GOP lions den and fields unscripted questions, live on TV and just whips the republicans butts. So much so that they said it was a mistake to have it televised and they wouldn't do it again. Then FOX cuts away from the professor schooling the pupils for some more fearmongering dillusion from thier man Beck. I just ask the Palin faithful one question. Could quitter Sarah walk into the Democrats room and field questions live on TV, without sayin, I'll have to get back to ya on that one? Please , she couldn't even get through a Katie Couric softball interview without sounding (insert the R word here). So enough of the teleprompter spoon fed Fox talking points, and stick to the facts!


gibster and that's what you liberals were saying last month in Massachusetts. See you in November and you better pray that the vast majority of the American voters wise up are bunch of liberal Democrats may be voted out of office.


She is an absolute idiot!!! I hope she dissapeas from public television so we don't have to hear her annoying voice anymore. GO AWAY PALIN, NOW!!!!!


Sarah Palin is mentioned as a potential presidential candidate. If she is nominated and wins the election she, like Obama, would need the answers to many difficult problems without answers on her palm. I wish someone would ask her questions such as
What is the current national debt ( in trillions) and the projected budget deficit (in billions)?
What is one percent of one trillion? (if she fails, can she be our president?)
What is the average rate of interest the govt. pays on our national debt? How much is that in billions? What percentage of the deficit would that be?
Do you agree or disagree that the interest on the debt is compounded since the govt continues to operate on deficits,
What happened to the "surplus as far as the eye can see " that Clinton left when he was succeeded by Bush?


All this bickering over teleprompter vs notes written on a hand. Is it any wonder that nothing gets done on the Hill and our legislators are standing firmly divided by the partisan wall?! Look at the senseless use of time and energy we are willing to put into this meaningless debate each writer espousing his/her partisan colored view. I wish we could find a way to apply the same energy to the real problems we all agree on: jobs, health care, and education. Why not have a discussion - a dialogue, about ideas and actions we can take to remedy these issues? I guess it's just too easy to talk about Obama tripping over his words and Palin needing to write the clues for her platform on her palm. At least they are both standing up and being part of the solution (even if you don't agree with their solution). WHAT ARE YOU DOING? Remember the old saying: "If you're not part of the solution, you are part of the problem." That said, as Sarah says to Nick in the movie the Big Chill, "So lay into me now. Really let me have it."


Sarah Palin wheedles and truckles after the first contact and the vibrations of enthusiasm and flattery that follow -- the brass band, the electric tramway between two rows of bookshops.


Yeah, if Obama's teleprompter breaks he sounds like this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QAUZFMHXbD8

And calls corpsmen CORPSE-MEN.


The woman is an idiot. The perfect candidate for the Nut Job Party.


I'm a Obama supporter and I have the balls to admit that if he had written crib notes on the palm of his hand I would be APPALED. However, you wingnut, libertarian, conservative teabggers or whatever you call yourselves today dont have the guts to admit how stupid and ignorantly silly this woman is! THATS whats wrong with you people. You can dish it out but cant take it.
As far as Obamas repeated mistakes with corps men, big deal, Bush still cant say nucular correctly and I for one, think thats more frightening!


The same people who are defending Palin after she hypocritically dissed the president for using a teleprompter when she used hand notes would never let the rest of us hear the end of it if the he did the same thing. She is the kind of person who can dish it out but not take it, and she even tried to defend her hand notes by saying that they are a poor man's version of the teleprompter.

A woman in her 40's who has been governor, and before that a mayor, should understand just how juvenile and unprofessional hand notes are. Just like Scot, I would have been equally appalled if Obama had done the same thing.

I predict, though, that sooner or later she will hang herself. Her achilles heel consists of arrogance, ignorance, and snark to compensate for her what she is lacking. When that happens, not even her most ardent defenders will be able to save her from herself.


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