by Mark Silva
We knew that Vice President Dick Cheney had left Yale under less than honorable terms - "by mutual agreement,'' as he put it today -- but maybe we had forgotten, until today, that he also was kicked out of Kindergarten.
That's what the vice president told radio's Chaz and A.J. in the Morning Show, in an interview with the Connecticut broadcasters conducted today in the Senate office of Sen. Joe Lieberman (notice how Lieberman, the Democratic candidate for vice president in 2000, keeps showing up with Republicans such as Sen. John McCain and Dick Cheney these days?)
Cheney had returned to Lincoln, Nebraska, his birthplace, a couple years ago and "the candidate I was there to speak for arranged for my two Kindergarten teachers to come visit me... Of course, I was a lot older than I had been when I was in Kindergarten. But they found them both. They were both still alive, and you might ask why I had two kindergarten teachers...
"I got kicked out of one school and had to go to the other one,'' he said, to which his interviewer suggested: "Well, you showed them, huh?''
Cheney likes to talk about his experience at Yale during college commencement addresses that he delivers. "I did two years at Yale and then left by mutual agreement,'' he noted today, with Lieberman interrupting to say that, 'This is an encouragement for anybody who's ever been kicked out of college.''
"The president went up there right after we were elected,'' Cheney said. "Of course he was a graduate of Yale, I think, with a 'C' average, and he said to the student body that day, the graduating class, he said, "You know, if you graduate from Yale with a 'C' average you can be president of the United States.' He said, of course, 'If you (get) kicked out, you can be vice president.' So he reminds me of that periodically.''
And Cheney, of course, wasn't supposed to be the vice president in the first place. He was in charge of Bush's search for a running mate.
"The way it actually worked was, they talked to me about whether or not I was interested in the job originally, and I said, 'No, definitely not interested.' and then they came back and said, 'Would you help us find somebody?' and I said, "Sure, I'd be happy to do that.' We got through doing the search. It took a couple of months, and at the end of the day, the president, after we reviewed all the candidates, looked at me and said, you know, you're the solution to my problem. I took that as a threat and redoubled my efforts... (But) it's been well worth the efforts.''
See excerpts of that radio interview here, courtesy of the White House: